What are the funny words in one second?

First, history is always strikingly similar. The year before last, I lived alone on Tanabata. Last year, I lived alone on Tanabata. This year, Chinese Valentine's Day still lived alone.

Second, after cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I lit a cigarette and was silent for a while and said to him, "Big Brother, it's good that you are happy."

Third, "Xiaolizi, you can describe me in one word." Xiao Lizi replied, "Hey!" Little plum pawn.

I must work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.