Funny composition for first grade

Whether you are in school or entering society, the most familiar thing to everyone is composition. Composition can be divided into primary school composition, middle school composition, and college composition (essay). There are many things to note when writing an essay. Are you sure you know how to write it? The following is a first-grade funny composition I compiled. You are welcome to learn from and refer to it. I hope it will be helpful to everyone. First Grade Funny Composition 1

Dad is the "King of Funny" in our family. If you don't believe it, look!

One day at noon, my mother was in the kitchen, frying the meal for lunch, while my father was in the study looking at the computer with relish. What about me? I went to the toilet, and when I came out, I heard the sound of water running from the other toilet. I walked over and looked up, and saw a figure walking over with his head held high. I thought: Mom is cooking in the kitchen, dad is reading the computer in the study, and there is no one else around. Could it be a ghost? I was worried and was about to run away. When I looked back, the ghost came out. When I saw it, I was shocked. It turned out to be my father. It suddenly dawned on me: my father came out to wash his face. When he saw someone in the toilet, he went to another toilet. Went.

Dad is truly the “king of comedy” in our family. Funny composition for first grade 2

Winter vacation is really boring. In addition to homework, I still do homework.

Whenever the ten o’clock bell rings, I remember how much I want to watch TV, but my father always forgets to pay the TV bill, so I can’t watch wonderful TV.

Whenever the bell rings at 11:30, I really want to play on the computer, but the network in my community needs to be repaired, so I can’t get online.

Whenever the fifteen o’clock bell rings, I think of how much I want to play with my friends, but all my friends are in cram school, leaving me alone at home.

Whenever the seventeen o’clock bell rings, I remember how much I want to be at home with my parents, but my parents are at work and no one plays with me.

How hopeless I am, my father paid the TV bill so that I can watch TV! How I hope that the network will be repaired soon so that I can get online as soon as possible! How I wish that my friend would cancel the cram school so that we can play together! How I wish that my parents would also take winter vacation and summer vacation, so that I can be at home with my parents! First Grade Funny Composition 3

Who is "Wang Luffa"? He is Wang Sicheng, the funny king of our class, because he likes to give nicknames to his classmates and treat others with their own treatment. We also gave him a nickname - Wang Luffa. Wang Sigua is a famous person in our class. Even gods and earthworms know him.

Why do we call him the Funny King? Because I have been classmates with him for three years. According to my understanding, he feels uncomfortable if he is not funny in class. I remember one time, in a math class, the teacher was teaching a new lesson, and Wang Sicheng was secretly making small movements below. The teacher saw it, picked it up for us to see, and said, "Look, Wang Sicheng is so good at playing!

" The whole class burst into laughter. It turned out that Wang Sicheng was playing with pens as building blocks!

This is Wang Sicheng, the funny king of our class. Do you like him? First-grade funny composition 4

One day in class, my deskmate squeezed me, and I kicked him. Unexpectedly, he He pinched my feet with his legs, laughed evilly, and then used force to expose his heels. I said, "What do you want to do?" He didn't answer me. I stabbed her with the pen. He wore thick pants and didn't feel it at all. . She pushed harder, and the sole of my foot was exposed. When he touched it, one of my feet was completely exposed. I was wearing white socks, which stretched a bit. There were some black marks on the white socks. She put her legs on On the other foot, with a little force, my foot came out again. Both feet were wearing white socks. He put one of my feet on his lap and kept tickling the sole of my foot.

He pushed the shoes aside, and my feet kept moving, and black fingerprints were exposed on the white socks, so I went to class barefoot, and the white socks were stained a little black. . Funny composition for first grade 5

Mom loves tea. She likes to make tea in a glass. The slender tea leaves are placed in a transparent cup and lie quietly at the bottom of the cup. Mother poured boiling water into the cup, and the tea leaves were suddenly awakened. They kept spinning, like dancing elves, scrambling to surface.

The tea leaves slowly unfold their light green leaves.

Some tea leaves couldn't bear the loneliness and twisted their bodies downstream, as if looking for their mother; some tea leaves floated on the water, looking at the scenery outside; and some tea leaves were like naughty little goldfish, wandering around.

Later, the tea leaves may have been tired from playing, so they all lay down at the bottom of the cup and went to sleep. Mom picked up the cup, gently blew away the heat from the cup, and took a sip: "It smells so good! Take a sip too."

Mom handed the cup to me, and I could smell it from a distance. The fragrance of tea leaves. I took a sip and savored it. It has a really special fragrance!

Now I also love drinking tea.