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Tang Monk chose bean paste and plain stuffing. Why was Wukong afraid that he would mess up his true nature?

Is there something famous about two plates of steamed buns with meat and vegetables? Tang Monk: Choose bean paste and plain stuffing, but Sun Wukong shouted: Master is afraid of confusing the true nature

The walls have ears.

In the Pipa Cave of the Daughter Kingdom, the poisonous enemy wanted to obtain the Tang Monk Zhenyang, the scorpion spirit that promised immortality, and began to use both soft and hard tactics on the eminent Tang monks who came from afar.

The Scorpion Spirit first used a whirlwind to force Tang Monk into his cave in front of the monarch and ministers of the Western Liang Kingdom.

Although Pipa Cave is a demon cave, it has pavilions, pavilions, and maids and girls. Seeing that the master had caught Tang Monk, he thought that the master's dream of living as long as heaven was getting closer and closer. Everyone in the cave was rejoicing, with proud smiles on their faces.

At this time, two girls with buns and unkempt hair brought up two plates of hot steamed buns.

Holding the noodles, the two children shouted to Scorpion: Grandma, these are two plates of steamed buns, one filled with meat and the other filled with bean paste?

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The Scorpion Spirit smiled maliciously and called Tang Monk over. My dear brother, please be at ease. Although this city is not as rich and luxurious as the palace of the Western Liang Women’s Kingdom, it is still peaceful and comfortable. It’s perfect for me to recite Buddhist scriptures

The scorpion spirit’s passion is like fire, but it actually hides the desire to obtain the Tang Monk Boy. Zhenyang's evil intentions.

As expected, the Scorpion Spirit began to directly seduce you: I will be a companion with you, and we will be in harmony for a hundred years.

While talking sweetly, the beautiful female fairy further brought out two plates of steamed buns, meat and vegetables, for Tang Monk to choose from.

Scorpion Jing said: This plate is stuffed with human meat and meat, and the other is stuffed with bean paste and vegetarian. There are two plates of pasta. It depends on you. Which one do you choose?

A monk eats vegetarian food. Tang Monk is a good comrade. He is the second disciple of Tathagata Buddha in the West, the person chosen by Guanyin Bodhisattva to travel to Lingshan to learn scriptures, and the imperial disciple personally selected by Tang Wang Li Shimin!

Abiding by laws and regulations, being patriotic and loving the religion are the top priorities for learning. Of course Tang Monk would not dare to break the precept by eating meat, let alone stuffed with human flesh. Yuan Yi Yuan noticed that just as Tang Monk chose the bean paste and vegetarian stuffing without hesitation, the female demon became angry: How dare you, a monk, eat meat? Why did you drink water by the Zimu River a few days ago? How can you be so embarrassed to eat today? Bean paste filling?

The Tang Dynasty people said something in desperation: When the water is high, the boat is in a hurry, but when the sand sinks, the horse is too late.

The verbal dialogue between Tang Monk and the Scorpion Spirit was clearly observed by the little bee transformed by Sun Wukong.

Hearing what Tang Monk said, Sun Wukong could no longer calm down and shouted anxiously: No, Master may have confused his true nature!

Sun Wukong couldn't help but reveal his true form, raised his golden cudgel and hit the scorpion spirit, disrupting the female fairy's plan.

So, what’s so special about the meat and vegetable pasta served by the Scorpion Spirit, and what’s wrong with the vegetarian bean paste filling that Tang Monk chose, so why did Sun Wukong get so anxious and angry?

Looking up the information, we found out that there is a detail in the original work of "Journey to the West": Hearing that Tang Monk wanted to be vegetarian, Scorpion Spirit picked up a steamed bun stuffed with bean paste and split it into two pieces. Half, he handed it to Tang Seng; Tang Seng also handed a meat bun to the female spirit.

The scorpion spirit smiled and asked Tang Seng: Why don't you split it for me?

Afterwards, in the conversation between Scorpion Spirit and Tang Monk, the word "Gao" in "Shui Gao" mentioned in the talk refers to "cake", "eat bean paste stuffing", etc., which were also compared by the ancients. Sexual intercourse between men and women.

Whether Tang Seng’s meat can lead to immortality is an unknown mystery; but it is certain that once Tang Seng loses his true sun and sinks into the world of love between men and women, it will be difficult for him to continue to go there. Learn from the West!

It’s no wonder that when Sun Wukong heard this, he couldn’t listen anymore! It’s not good to shout: I’m afraid the master has messed up his true nature and lost his true Yang!