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How terrible is it for boys to get drunk?

Being drunk is a shame and a loss.

There is a slogan that says very well, "good wine is good, but you can't drink too much." If a person drinks too much, there will be very bad consequences. Boys' crazy drinking is a typical representative. The dangers of boys' drunkenness and madness are listed as follows.

First, chaos. As the saying goes, drunken promiscuity is no joke. I have experienced such a thing personally. Ten years ago, friends had dinner together, and a buddy had a few more drinks. Under the influence of alcohol, He, who has always been shy, suddenly becomes lively, cheerful and very talkative. His voice is above 70 decibels, which makes everyone very unhappy.

In addition, when you speak, your tongue seems to be straight and you keep repeating a topic. Just as everyone was snickering, this guy saw a beautiful woman passing by the window and rushed out and hugged her. As we all know, that girl also brought a bodyguard-boyfriend. Seeing this situation, the strong young man, in desperation, grabbed the man by the collar and threw it on the side of the road, almost giving him a kick.

Second, shame. Dude, Shui Sheng likes to drink. Before drinking, I always buy one or two packets of peanuts, go to the pavilion on the north slope alone, eat peanuts and go to xifeng liquor. Once, this guy was drunk and returned to the dormitory in the afternoon 10. Because he couldn't find the key, under the influence of alcohol, this guy actually came to the garden lawn and slept with a brick on his head all night. Wake up the next morning, damn it! Brick marks on his face, like being photographed. ...

Third, get drunk. One of my buddies also likes to drink. When he drinks it, he will get drunk and automatically feed it. Once, you ate at Haitang Holiday Hotel. During the dinner, this guy had a few more drinks and was drunk. Five or six boys were at a loss and could only look at him. Finally, he shouted, sang and cried, ran to the auxiliary road of the expressway and stopped the passing cars! There's nothing to die of.