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University memory
At that time, there was no internet, no mobile phone, only fixed telephone. Communication is all original letters and phone calls. It is our good hope to receive letters from friends and phone calls from distant friends. Now I can vaguely feel the joy of receiving the letter. Miss that simple era. Although I was full of sadness at that time.
During the school holidays, people go home by train. The old green leather train carries many people's happy memories. Farewell and reunion are staged at the station every day. It is love, expectation, sadness and anxiety ... all kinds of feelings are written on every stranger's face, and life is like a station. A few hours' drive becomes very long, crowded and noisy, with all kinds of unpleasant smells. The taste of instant noodles constitutes the unique taste of the green leather train, which is unforgettable so far.
I also had a wonderful dormitory life. Morning on campus is always full of happiness. It's quiet here, and the flowers are overflowing. Diligent pig and sister get up early in the morning. The pig arranges everyone to be on duty, who takes out the garbage and pumps hot water, and carries out sanitation in an orderly manner. Line up to wash and go to the toilet, then turn on the water and have breakfast in the canteen. The simple life is very regular, and the night in the dormitory is another scene. /kloc-lights out at 0: 00, and several people hide in the quilt to chat, talk about their families, the future and their dreams. What a wonderful time to dream! Memories brought me back to that warm night in 306.
A few simple girls talk about everything, and because Mandarin is not standard, they make a lot of jokes. Peeing all the way, excellent mouth, bad mouth, good mouth, Mimi's sleep have all become our beautiful memories. At that time, Zi Niang was cheerful and lively, with a high point of laughter and humor. She is a master of lively atmosphere. The devil's jokes are low-level and can make people laugh. We call Zi Niang a comedian and the devil a joke.
Because we went to a third-rate school and didn't have a good learning atmosphere, we joined various clubs like most freshmen, very passionate and curious. How nice this enthusiasm for reading is. ) The devil joined the "Shang Gao" radio club to eat and cheat, and I joined the literature club to continue moaning. The pig finally joined the propaganda department to do something practical. Zi Niang, who likes all kinds of gossip, is of course the owner of the mixed dormitory, and her neighbors have her best friends. My sister is a good child. She takes care of us like her sister in every detail. She is good-natured and diligent. There is also a gentle and virtuous Mai Mai, who speaks softly and moves slowly and is often urged by us. The child is our league secretary. He is a natural leader, conscientious in organizing class activities, small and energetic.
The first time I came into contact with the internet, I felt very fresh. When we first talked about QQ, it was incredible to imagine that two strangers could talk about everything in the world. Another netizen once stirred my heart. When I was a graduate student at Wuhan University of Science and Technology, I was so bored that I talked to him about my reading experience, hometown food and the future they almost wanted to see. Looking at the first online novel "First Intimate Contact", I still feel very different when I think about it. For the first time, I stayed up all night surfing the Internet with my monitor, devil and Nanjing. I dare not go back to the dormitory for fear of affecting other friends. I sat on the lawn of the playground until dawn. Too many firsts happened in the youth campus.
At that time, I read a lot of literary works and found that I had an unexpected love for words. Why did I choose a difficult science course in high school? Kill will and fighting spirit! Repetition in senior three is my lifelong nightmare! It is conceivable that such a mentality, the college entrance examination is definitely not good, physically and mentally exhausted! Repetition made me one year older than my peers, because I went to school late in the countryside, so I was one or two years older than many of my classmates. I feel inferior and often avoid the question of age. I think it's a shame. I thought I was only 265,438+0 years old. What a wonderful time! My heart is riddled with holes and I feel that my life has passed like this. Times have changed, and now I feel that I was really ridiculous, too melodramatic and too reluctant to let go.
Tall magnolia trees are planted on both sides of the boulevard on campus. One tree is full of flowers and fragrance. The red exterior wall and the classical library are my favorites. People who don't study or fall in love can only soak in the library and find themselves deeply in love with words, feel the real beauty of literature and unconsciously build a safe haven for themselves. Reading will become a habit that will accompany me all my life.
Thanks to the profligate youth in life, there is a mountain behind the school, called Xiangshan like an elephant. We often climb mountains together, and then eat in the food street at the foot of the mountain. The restaurants at the back door of the East District are all run by college students, which are very reliable, full of weight and delicious. Everyone can enjoy a good meal before 10 yuan. We often order stuffed tofu and braised pork with plum vegetables.
I still remember the night before graduation, the whole class gathered on the lawn of the east playground, drinking beer, smashing bottles and telling the truth. It's just that whoever likes it has been afraid to express it. On the eve of graduation, dear, speak your mind quickly. Some people may change their lives.
This is called learning, but it is really indulgence. In addition to remembering what major to study and which department to study, everything else is returned to the teacher. I wasted a few years of my youth. I didn't feel guilty at that time. Now I feel really ashamed. No matter how long you have been away, and how Duolun's environment has changed, the old classmates who have experienced the best time of their lives together are the same. Dear, are you okay in a foreign land?
Good university memories will accompany me all my life and continue my endless journey. "May Wan Li return, still a teenager; I wish you peace of mind and a pure heart. "
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