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Forty excerpts from unfamiliar words, jingles, sounds, red envelopes and passwords.

Unique words, jingle, voice, red envelope, password, copy 1 1. Fire kūn

Mr Smith, Mr Shi and Mr Shi are with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me selflessness, teacher Si gave me spiritual food, teacher Shi told me to think twice when something happened, and teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. Thanks to Teacher Shi, Teacher Si and Teacher Shi.

3. Take a look at Ku

You love me as much as a bear loves a cat.

5. Niu Liu is in love with Liu Lian Niu

6. You can stew frozen tofu, or you can stew my frozen tofu; You can't stew frozen tofu, so don't spoil my stewed frozen tofu.

7. Cute and stupid.

8. A donkey like a madman

9. Actors wear blue uniforms, actresses wear cotton uniforms, blue uniforms are cotton uniforms, and cotton uniforms are blue uniforms. Actors wear blue cotton uniforms, and actresses wear cotton blue uniforms.

10.800 pacesetters rushed to the north slope.

1 1. Lao Fang is carrying the yellow cover, and Lao Huang is carrying the square cover. Laos should take the square cover of Lao Huang, and Lao Huang should take the yellow cover of Lao Huang. Finally, the child's square cover broke the yellow cover, and the yellow cover broke the square cover.

12. There are seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the stage, seven warblers on the tree and seven nails on the wall. Say, say, say, pull out seven nails. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get rid of seven warblers. Bang bang broke seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered the seven stars.

13. Long hair is swaying in the wind.

14. The kitten holds the flower cat, and the flower cat grabs it with its claws, slaps it with its hands, scratches it, hurts it, calls it, calls it, lets it go, and it runs away from the kitten.

15. Punch your little chest lightly.

16. A horse came running on the road and hit the tiles on the side of the road. The tile hurt the horse, and the horse trampled the tile. Tiles let the horse pay for tiles, and the horse also wants to pay for tiles.

17. Barter

18. Don't rub your eyes without tears.

19. A good wife and son!

20. The fossil of Pingpingping Cliff is thunder.

Words, phrases, telephone numbers, red envelope passwords, the second part of the copy 2 1. I take it off at will.

22. Whose youth does not commit two crimes?

23. There are thick green legs in front of the mountain and thick green legs behind the mountain. The two of them came to the mountain to compare their legs. I don't know whether Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs or Cui's thick legs are thicker than Cui's thick legs.

24. Gray gray black fertilizer will volatilize black gray and change back to gray, which is used to avoid flying flowers.

25. Rebecca y m: n

26. Lang Lianniang came to love Lang.

27. Basic firewood

28. Let go of that aunt.

29. White cat has a black nose, black cat has a white nose, and black cat has a broken white nose. The black nose of the white cat is broken, and the white nose of the black cat is not broken.

30. Huahua has two red flowers, red has two yellow flowers, Huahua wants yellow flowers, Honghong wants red flowers, Huahua gives red flowers and Honghong gives flowers a yellow flower.

3 1.

32. Convert to guy and y

33. Dragon is angry with farmers and afraid of them.

34. The guillotine hangs upside down, the gangster steals the knife on the stage, the guillotine collapses and the thief falls, and the knife clinks and breaks.

35. fire y and yīng

36. The crow stands on the back of the black pig and says that the black pig is black, and the black pig says that the crow is darker than the black pig; The crow said it was not as black as Darkmouth, the black pig, and the black pig smiled.

37. You can't tell right from left.

38. I am very interesting.

39. Yan Yan

The latest uncommon word password red envelope spoof password sentence 40

The latest uncommon word password red envelope spoof password sentence (Chapter 1) 1. When the grass falls, the rice falls. No weeding, no rice, no weeding.

I just ate incense.

3. Miss your mother, love your mother and love your husband.

I am afraid I am angry with you.

5. Green grapes, purple grapes, green grapes without seeds, purple grapes. Eat grapes without spitting their skins. Spit out the skin of grapes if you don't eat them.

6. Ugliness does not pull a few mushroom heads.

7. Xiao Ai and Dai Xiao go shopping together. Xiao Ai gave Dai Xiao a catty of food, while Dai Xiao had twice as much food as Xiao Ai. Dai Xiao gave Xiao Yi a catty of food, and Xiao Yi and Dai Xiao had as much food as usual.

8. The pot eyebrows are gray and black, and the black pot eyebrows are gray. The eyebrows are gray, the eyebrows are black, the eyebrows are gray, the eyebrows are not gray, and the shield is not black.

9. Products

10. You love me as much as a bear loves a cat.

1 1. Farmers' angry dragons are more angry with farmers.

12. Durian croissants;

13. six niang fell in love with Niuniang.

14.Pinpin bēn

15. Lao Long was very angry and quarreled with the old farmer.

16. Gigi and Gigi Gigi

17. Ninety-nine cows carry ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine catties of oil. Cattle wriggled around with oil baskets on their backs, and the oil baskets were worn out and leaked oil. A basket is 99 kilograms, and there are 66 kilograms of oil left. You said you leaked dozens of kilograms of oil?

18. I only care what I care about. Do you care about me? Do I care about you as much as I care about you?

19. Rebecca y m: n

20. There are drums in the East Temple and tigers in the West Mountain. Beat the drum to scare the tiger. The drum surface is broken, so peel the tiger skin to mend the drum.

The latest uncommon word password red envelope spoof password sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1. Clever, I brought xx to the front desk.

22. Brother, I'm pregnant!

23. Teacher Si, Teacher Shi and Teacher Shi are with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me selflessness, teacher Si gave me spiritual food, teacher Shi told me to think twice when something happened, and teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. Thanks to Teacher Shi, Teacher Si and Teacher Shi.

24. Pianpin biāo

25. Dating is dating, and names are names. A date can't be called an adult name, and a person's name can't be called a date.

26. Red carp, green carp and donkey;

27. A good boy took a piece of drawing paper and came to the stone field to learn to draw stone lions. Draw a stone lion once a day and ten times in ten days. Draw a stone lion every time, draw a stone lion every day, and draw a dead lion as a "living lion".

Tang Wang Tien.

29. There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind the mountain. They come to compare their eyes. I don't know if it's round eyes or round eyes.

30. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism.

3 1. Are you in enough trouble?

32. Gallagara

33. The old farmer got angry and let the old dragon.

34. A good wife and son!

35.XX I will give birth to a monkey for you.

36. Youth is gone, but acne is still there.

37. One and a half cans are half cans, and two and a half cans are one can; Three and a half cans are one and a half cans, and four and a half cans are two cans; Five and a half cans are two and a half cans, and six and a half cans are three full cans; Seven, eight, nine and a half cans. Please count how many cans there are.

38. Red carp, green carp, green donkey and meat carp

39.basic firewood

Funny password, red envelope, jingle copy, 40 sentences

Funny password red envelope jingle copy (Part I) 1. You can stew frozen tofu, or you can stew my frozen tofu; You can't stew frozen tofu, so don't spoil my stewed frozen tofu.

2. durian croissants;

Three hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope.

4. Gray, gray and black fertilizer will volatilize and turn black, and flying flowers will turn back to gray.

5. Ninety-nine cows, carrying ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine catties of oil. Cattle wriggled around with oil baskets on their backs, and the oil baskets were worn out and leaked oil. A basket is 99 kilograms, and there are 66 kilograms of oil left. You said you leaked dozens of kilograms of oil?

6. What is the life of the rope? The life of a rope is a stabbed well.

7. Are you in enough trouble?

8. He is a reformer.

9. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.

10. Mouth says legs, legs say mouths, mouths say legs love running errands, legs say mouths love selling mouths. Long legs and long mouth are not as good as moving your legs with your mouth.

1 1. six niang fell in love with Niuniang.

12. A good wife and son!

13. There is a pear on the plate and a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learned to knead pears with mud. She watched pears knead mud with her hands. Bibi, real pears and fake pears are inseparable;

14. Lala can bend the trumpet, while Ya Ya can play the trumpet. Lala can only bend the horn, but can't blow it; Yaya can only play the trumpet, but can't bend it. Lala teaches ya ya to fold the trumpet, and ya ya teaches her to play the trumpet. The two of them smiled happily.

15. Wang Shen Sheehan

16. Long live my emperor

17. Stop Sister Zhi's mole.

18. Red carp, green carp, green donkey and meat carp

19. The long-tailed horse finch married his daughter-in-law and forgot his mother. Carry your mother to the ravine and invite your daughter-in-law to the kang. Three sesame cakes and two sesame candy, please try them, daughter-in-law.

20. You love me as much as a bear loves a cat.

Funny password red envelope jingle copy (2)1. A donkey like a madman

22. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

23. Thanks, Dad

24. Whose youth does not commit two crimes?

25. The old dragon was very angry and annoyed the old farmer.

26. I took off your casual clothes.

27. I just ate incense.

Tang Wang Tien.

29. I will spend a lot of time

30. Garlic noodles, garlic noodles and garlic noodles are garlic cloves; Noodles mixed with garlic, garlic mixed with noodles, is to eat garlic cloves mixed with garlic.

3 1. Wang Shen Sheehan

32. There is a pear on the plate and a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learned to pinch pears with mud, and looked at the pear with a pear in her hand. The real pear was comparable to the fake pear.

33. Black beans are put in black barrels, black beans are put in black barrels, black beans are put in black barrels, and black beans are put in black barrels. I don't know whether to put black beans in black barrels or black beans in black barrels.

34. Teacher Si, Teacher Shi and Teacher Shi are with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me selflessness, teacher Si gave me spiritual food, teacher Shi told me to think twice when something happened, and teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. Thanks to Teacher Shi, Teacher Si and Teacher Shi.

35. Hang a drum on the wall. Draw a tiger on the drum. The tiger scratches the drum and takes a piece of cloth to mend it. I don't know whether to mend the drum or the tiger.

36.mio pin mi m:o

37. There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.

38. Circle, circle, circle. Juanjuan drew a circle and a circle, and Yuan Yuan drew a trap circle. Juanjuan is rounder than a circle. Let's see whose circle is rounder.

39. Chasing girls on pigs

40. Nonsense will cost you money, and volatilization of chemical fertilizer will waste you.

Forty sets of jingle red envelope password sentences are extremely difficult to read.

It's hard to read a red envelope password sentence with a jingle (the first part) 1 Product B.

2. Mouth says legs, legs say mouths, mouths say legs love running errands, legs say mouths love selling mouths. Long legs and long mouth are not as good as moving your legs with your mouth.

3. Stay cute and stupid

4. A gourd wine 926, a gourd oil 629. Change 629 oil into 926 wine, and change 629 oil into 926 wine.

There is a pear on the plate and a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learned to pinch pears with mud, and looked at the pear with a pear in her hand. The real pear was comparable to the fake pear.

6. The long-tailed horse finch married his daughter-in-law and forgot his mother. Carry your mother to the ravine and invite your daughter-in-law to the kang. Three sesame cakes and two sesame candy, please try them, daughter-in-law.

7. Lan is a female coach, Lu is a male coach, Lan is not a male coach, and Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main force of men's basketball team and women's basketball team. Coach Lu trains Lan Nan in men's basketball team and coach Lan trains in women's basketball team.

8. He is a reformer.

9. Rebecca y m 4 n

10. Actors wear blue uniforms, actresses wear cotton uniforms, blue uniforms are cotton uniforms and cotton uniforms are blue uniforms. Actors wear blue cotton uniforms, and actresses wear cotton blue uniforms.

1 1. A good wife and son!

12. A drum with a tiger painted on it is hung on the wall. The tiger grabbed the drum and took a piece of cloth to mend it. I don't know whether to mend the drum or the tiger.

13. There is a goose standing on the slope, and there is a river under the slope. The river is wide, the goose is fat, the goose has to cross the river, and the river has to cross the goose.

14. White cat's black nose, black cat's white nose, black cat's black nose is broken, white cat's black nose is not broken, black cat's white nose is not broken.

15. Wang Xun Han

16. Dodo and his brother sit down and share the fruit. My brother earns a lot, and so does his brother. They all say that they want to be small, and grandma is happy;

17.Sip tea xiāchá as a verb means to sip. When sipping onomatopoeic words, pronounce gā.

18. You can stew frozen tofu, or you can stew my frozen tofu; You can't stew frozen tofu, so don't spoil my stewed frozen tofu.

19. The grass fell and the rice fell. No weeding, no rice, no weeding.

20. There are seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the stage, seven warblers on the tree and seven nails on the wall. Say, say, say, pull out seven nails. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get rid of seven warblers. Bang bang broke seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered the seven stars.

The jingle red envelope oral sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1 is extremely difficult to read. There are drums in the East Temple and tigers in the West Mountain. Beat the drum to scare the tiger. The drum surface is broken, so peel the tiger skin to mend the drum.

22. ninety-nine cows carry ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine catties of oil. Cattle wriggled around with oil baskets on their backs, and the oil baskets were worn out and leaked oil. A basket is 99 kilograms, and there are 66 kilograms of oil left. You said you leaked dozens of kilograms of oil?

23. The kitten holds the flower cat, the flower cat grabs the kitten with its claws, the kitten pats the flower cat with its hands, the flower cat scratches the kitten, the kitten hurts the flower cat, the kitten cries, the flower cat barks, the kitten lets go of the flower cat, and the flower cat escapes from the kitten.

24. I love to eat X!

25. Rent half a bed

26.XX is really handsome

27. greedy tāo tiè

28. I am an idiot

29. Tied my department, Tianle, I am scum.

30. You can't tell right from left.

3 1. Shishi Shishi and Si Xiaosi

32. On September 9th, nine drunks got drunk. Nine wine glasses, nine glasses of wine, and nine drinkers take nine sips. Take nine sips of wine and pour nine glasses of wine. Nine wine fans picked up the wine and had nine mouthfuls of "thump, thump". Nine glasses of wine, nine mouthfuls of wine, nine glasses of wine make you drunk.

33. Long live XX, kneel down!

34. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism.

35. Ten beds of onions were planted in a hurry and ten pine trees were planted loosely. It is better to plant onion than to plant pine, and it is better to plant onion than to plant pine. Is it better to plant pine trees than onions, or is it better to plant onions than pine trees?

36. My brother hung the melon basket on the wide ditch, and it leaked out of the ditch. The buckle of the melon basket hangs obliquely in the ditch, and it's strange that the melon basket is empty.

37. Yihe

38. Teacher Si, Teacher Shi and Teacher Shi are with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me selflessness, teacher Si gave me spiritual food, teacher Shi told me to think twice when something happened, and teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. Thanks to Teacher Shi, Teacher Si and Teacher Shi.

39. Beards ride donkeys, camels pick snails, beards knock over camels' snails, camels drag bearded donkeys, beards hit camels pick snails, camels hit donkeys' beards, beards hit camels and camels hit beards.

40. The old dragon was very angry and annoyed the old farmer.