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How did ancient people kiss?

The ancients kissed, but most gentlemen did not kiss their wives, including during sexual intercourse. A gentleman only kisses his concubine, but his wife respects him without kissing him. The ancients called this kissing scene "be good", which was what they said after they took my concubine into the bridal chamber. Sometimes on the night of concubinage, the husband stands at the door of the bridal chamber and refuses to enter (in front of his wife). His wife pushed him in, whispered, "Be a good boy" and closed the door.

In ancient times, all men and women could not touch each other's skin except husband and wife and concubines. The so-called "men and women don't kiss", even if the guests visit, they just say a hail.

In 1930s, men and women in China imitated Western-style "kissing" with movies and foreign cultures, and only in modern times did they have China characteristics.

Introduction: A university professor told his students: "In ancient times,' Lu' meant kissing, which was very vivid; One of the students asked, "If' Lu' means kissing, how does' Pin' explain three people kissing together?"

The professor was about to get angry when another student stood up and said, "I think the word' product' is easy to explain." What about the' device'? " What are four people and a dog? "The whole class laughed, and the professor closed the book with a bang and left.

This is a joke to make you happy.

But what the professor said is really right. In ancient times, "Lu" meant kissing.

Think about when there will be a surname Lu. Early, early.

Kissing is something that can't be spread abroad in ancient times, and the so-called food color is also. The ancients, especially those in the pre-Qin period, were far more open than you and I thought.

The ancients probably kept their mouths shut about kissing. So there is no record of kissing in ancient books. In other words, there is no trace. Look at the ancient description of "lip", which is basically limited to color and shape; And extremely boring. I'm afraid the most delicious is crimson lips. The rest is just "red lips and white teeth". In people's eyes now, there may only be one word, that is "dizzy" ...! "

In the understanding of "lip", people can say that they have achieved a leap from phenomenon to essence. You see, nowadays, writers and writers write "lips", mostly in how to achieve "fullness" and "elasticity".

In a short story named Zhou Yu's Train, one of the things that fascinates the heroine repeatedly is how good her ex-husband is at kissing. And "events" such as kissing contest can be put on the street for people to watch and appreciate, which has become one of the popular entertainment projects.

At the same time, articles used to beautify lips have mushroomed, which makes the newly published dictionary somewhat embarrassing. Look up the latest edition of Modern Chinese Dictionary. There is only one lipstick in it, which is not satisfactory. I don't know that even boys wear lip oil painting lip lines now ... and women are always better than men in this respect, so they simply say to you-please read my lips!