I added the story of Uncle Black Socks.

What's Uncle Black Sock?

I like my uncle's shoes, smelly black socks, lips, tongue, teeth and beard.

Personal preferences are different, nothing.

If I have a husband in the future, I want to scratch his armpit with feathers in his arms. What would he say? Ask a man to answer.

This question has opened people's minds and everyone's reaction is different.

If I were you, I would rather be ticklish. I will take a gentle reaction, touch your sensitive place, use both hands and mouth, and do both ... (omit 100 here) until you feel powerless, and you can't scratch me anymore.

Diary, he is my uncle. He came here to grow tomatoes.

We haven't seen each other for 10 months on April 9.

I get up at 6 o'clock, put on makeup, change clothes and go out.

Catch the subway, go to the airport, change boarding pass, wait, board the plane.

The whole person is nervous as if he had been evacuated.

I will see you soon. We used to get along day and night.

When the plane roared down at Shanghai Pudong Airport.

I tried not to get off the plane.

The beautiful mother in the next seat danced away with two hybrids.

Uncle suit in the back seat staggered off the plane with a beer belly.

The beautiful and dignified stewardess is already packing up the cabin where the passengers left.

Sitting by the window is always reluctant to leave.

Now, near my village, I'm afraid to meet anyone.

I'm afraid the dark circles that I haven't slept all night will make me look less radiant.

I'm afraid this short flight will wear out my eye makeup.

I'm afraid you don't like my new long skirt.

Well, actually, I'm afraid that if I see you, can I go back to 10 months ago?

We are still in love, 10 months ago.

I dawdle, I hesitate, I struggle again and again

I still have to get off the plane and follow the busy crowd through the long aisle.

This is the first time I have seen you in the bright waiting hall.

what to say

My hair is shorter than when I left.

But it is more suitable for you, showing your beautiful facial features and being more energetic.

The whole person is very dry and energetic.

Although it is still a T-shirt and jeans, you can see the good texture and tailoring.

You even brought a beautiful canvas bag.

The whole person, when I am with you, has changed a lot.

You are looking at the crowd. Your back is straight and your eyes are confident and firm.

You didn't see me. You looked a little worried.

But it's a shoo-in, just like you knew I'd show up.

Just like I know my love for you is increasing.

However, you are more mature, more determined and more beautiful.

How can it be so strange in my eyes?

I silently walked behind you, took a deep breath and patted you.

The moment you turned around, I immediately showed a bright smile.

Then take your arm and pretend to be the same as before.

You turned around, smiled at me and took my bag.

Everything is the same as it was ten months ago. Am I too sensitive?

Why does your bright smile make me feel a little suspicious and uncomfortable?

I console myself that maybe time and distance will not make us as close as before.

We need to be together as soon as possible. We need to be together as soon as possible.

Then you took me to your house by taxi.

You held my hand tightly in the car.

Then you looked at me, and there was something in your eyes that I couldn't understand.

These strange things make me don't know what to say

Then there was a depressing silence in the air.

I started trying to find a topic.

Is that job busy?

The one who asked for leave to pick me up?

that .

that . .

Do you miss me?

You say, think about it.

Then there was a silence. At last the car stopped. Here we are where you live.

You live in an old block.

There is a vegetable market at the door, and vendors are selling fresh strawberries.

Some grandmothers and grandfathers are sitting at the door chatting in the sun.

There is also a small supermarket. There is a big doll with a happy face and a Doraemon.

As long as you put in a coin of 1 yuan, you will sing children's songs and then shake the toy for three minutes.

I've fantasized about the room you gave to a big boy far from home countless times.

I've thought about thousands of results, but I've never thought about this.

You dragged me through the dark stairs, you took out the key and opened the door.

You said come in. Then he helped me with a pair of slippers.

I noticed that it was a pair of blue slippers about size 38, and I couldn't see the styles of men and women.

But it is slightly worn, so it should not be new.

You live in an old-fashioned one-bedroom, a bedroom and a living room together.

There is a fresh scent of jasmine in the house.

There is a shelf made of logs on the left hand side of the door, and there are several pots of green plants on the shelf.

There are all kinds of iron boxes and cartons, and magazines are neatly placed at the bottom.

There is a small blue basket on the middle floor. It's a set of L 'Oré al men. You don't use Mentholatum anymore.

Opposite the shelf is a big bed, which is neatly covered with blue-gray striped sheets and quilts.

There is a black cat wall sticker on the bedside, which I once saw in Taobao.

Then there is a small sofa for three people, a sofa cover with a blue and white check, and several pillows of the same color.

Opposite the sofa is a small dining table, painted light blue.

There is a glass bottle on the table. There is a gerbera in the bottle. Orange. I will always remember.

Then I walked into your kitchen. The kitchenette is spotless and well equipped.

From pots and pans, cooking spoons, rice spoons and colander to oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, chicken essence, tomato sauce, peanut butter, Chili powder and star anise.

Actually, I noticed that I was a little embarrassed when I went to your house.

You took me and said, take a rest first and watch it later. I said I don't want to see where you live.

In the four years together, you are a big boy who can't even cook instant noodles and jiaozi can't cook.

The clothes will be lost for a week and then sent to the laundry room.

Socks often look for this but can't find that.

The quilt will only be folded when it is checked in the dormitory.

I asked you jokingly, is this your home?

You're a little surprised, don't you think? Yes, of course.

Even the most neurotic girl. It will be strange compared with it.

A boy who doesn't even want to sweep the ground is willing to take care of a pot of jasmine, a pot of lavender and a pot of mint after ten months.

I looked around a small space of 20 square meters.

Suddenly I feel that every decoration, every little detail. Have a deep hostility towards me.

You grabbed a cup, went to the kitchen and poured me a glass of water.

You said you were tired. If you are tired, go to bed first, and then we will eat.

I said shall we eat at home?

What did you say?/Sorry? Eat at home? What to eat?

I said, when I saw everything in your kitchen, I thought you had become a chef.

You're a little embarrassed. You said, hehe, no, I just bought it casually, but I can cook instant noodles.

I said, ok, then cook instant noodles for me.

You said that there is no instant noodles at home, and instant noodles have preservatives. Eating too much is not good.

I said I just want instant noodles. You go downstairs to the supermarket to buy it for me. I am waiting for you.

You hesitated for a moment, nodded, and turned to go out.

After you left for a short time, I began to look at your house.

There is a small handwritten blackboard on the wall, and a big green frog is laughing at me.

On the little black board, it says fight in lovely font!

There are two McDull beside the bed. They snuggle up to each other and love each other.

I opened your closet, and every T-shirt was neatly hung in a row.

Jeans even have special shelves hanging on the other side of the wardrobe.

There are even several fragrant moth-proof sachets in the wardrobe.

Underwear and socks are put in a special storage box. Everything is so orderly.

I sat on the bed, listening to your footsteps coming back.

Suddenly, a great panic enveloped me.

I know you too well, and some clues can feel our cracks.

Besides, such a room full of huge questions is in front of me.

It's just how can I tell you?

There are fewer and fewer phone calls and text messages, and more and more perfunctory greetings.

More and more distant distance, more and more missed calls and shutdown.

What a risk I took this time.

You brought instant noodles back, then turned and went into the kitchen.

I'm sitting on the sofa, holding a plaid pillow, and it smells strange.

I heard you scrambling in the kitchen, and finally you brought me a bowl of sticky noodles.

Oh, then you still know nothing about the kitchen.

Those beautiful saucers, Lee Kum Kee's fuel consumption, ketchup.

There are even IKEA egg beaters and garlic screwdrivers for opening red wine.

They became a huge nightmare hanging over my head.

You say, you just make do with it, or we'll go out to eat later. .

I can't bear to look at you because you smiled embarrassedly.

I said forget it. Let's go out for dinner.

When we went out, I looked at the kitchen.

It's already a mess. My dear child, you haven't learned to cook instant noodles since you left me so long.

But how well you take care of yourself.

Let's go to eat spicy food. It's a good name. I always remember Xin Xianghui. What a bitter meal this is.

That's a Sichuan restaurant, and its taste has been improved to suit Shanghainese.

Less spicy and sweeter. The waiter is arrogant and indifferent, and there are many people waiting for a seat.

You ordered boiled fish for me You said that the fish here tastes similar to the boiled fish in our school.

You bring me vegetables and help me add sour plum soup. Pass me the tissue.

I also forced myself not to think about anything. Let yourself finish this meal in silence.

Then let him start everything.

I didn't expect that even the time for this meal would not be completely given to me.

Although your Nokia is vibrating, it is a loud buzzing and muffled sound.

It seems to ring in my heart. You hesitated for a moment and didn't answer.

Seeing my questioning eyes, you are a little evasive. You said the phone number of the company. .

I nodded and the phone came back to me. I said answer the phone.

What if I need your help?

You answered the phone, and you said I asked for leave. Well, something happened. Well, okay, well, well, I see, well.

Then you hung up and stole a look at me. You think I'm fighting a fishbone.

Can't I see your eyes?

Do you think your silly girl has always been so stupid?

(Change the name ..)

What time? I wonder when to tell him.

We have been together since we first entered the university. We lived in the university for four years, ate meals in the canteen and went to the big class of the college together.

We listen to music and watch movies in the last row of the study room. In the summer of 2008, we even rented a house off campus and lived together for several months. We live together day and night, inseparable.

Until graduation in 2009. Graduation lovelorn.

In 2009, the financial crisis made him and I, two unlucky children studying economics, encounter all kinds of nails when looking for a job.

Finally, I managed to find a job with a monthly salary of 1500 in a small company.

He got nothing but an invitation from Shanghai.

At that time, we sat under the big locust tree at the entrance of the dormitory all night with red eyes.

At the last minute. I said I forbid you to go. I forbid you to leave me, I will support you.

The next minute. You go ahead. You go ahead. Men's career comes first.

At the last minute. I don't want to leave you for a moment.

The next minute. I'll come to you when you settle down, okay?

Later, you got on the plane to Shanghai.

I also gradually settled down in Beijing.

When he first arrived in Shanghai, it was also the beginning of my work.

Salary 1500 yuan, including lunch, is a box lunch. At that time, my roommate and I shared a house near the school.

Two people live in a big bedroom, and one person shares 600 yuan. The fixed expenditure of water and electricity network adds up to about one month in 700 yuan.

The remaining 800 yuan includes one month's meal, transportation and mobile phone.

Looking for a job has spent all the money my parents gave me, and I don't want to ask my parents for any more money.

Moreover, my younger brother is also a senior three, and most of my parents' thoughts are on him.

Fortunately, the girl in my roommate paid me three months' rent in advance. Let me have a place to live for the time being.

Those days. Get up at 6 o'clock every day and go to the canteen to have breakfast for 3 yuan.

Or buy a pancake from the roadside and go straight to the crowded Batong Line.

The whole person was squeezed into pieces of paper, and the work was cumbersome and complicated. I was busy until 8 o'clock before I left the company.

I couldn't help thinking of him when I saw the beautiful lights of Guangxin Tiandi across the street.

Give him a call, nine times out of ten, and tell me that he is at work.

His working hours are quite special. He goes to work at noon and gets off work at midnight. I fall asleep every time he gets off work.

When I am free, he is the busiest time of the day.

This kind of life, the hardships at the beginning, makes us tired of each other.

Sometimes I drag my body back to my little room.

The girl who lives with her boyfriend went out on a date and was sent home by her boyfriend.

The girl told her boyfriend that the water pipe in the kitchen was a little tight. Always dripping.

The boy turned and went downstairs to buy a wrench, rolled up his sleeves and began to repair the water pipe.

The girl poured a glass of water on the table and talked to the boy while watching TV.

They are getting married. Now, I wish them happiness.

At that moment, I bit my lip to fight back tears, and then sent him a text message saying I missed you.

However, until midnight, the phone rang and there was no reply.

I fell asleep in a daze.

Hearing his deep voice, he said, girl, I miss you, too, but I am too busy.

I said vaguely, I know, it's okay.

In fact, I really know that when I first started working, I had to be a man with my tail between my legs.

In the company, you can't just answer the phone and chat. When you are busy, you can be bossed around by your boss. You can really forget everything.

We don't even have time to argue these days. You often work overtime on weekends.

When you get off work, I often go to bed early so as to get up at 6 o'clock tomorrow and catch the early bus.

We can only make a phone call once a week, and we can only send a dozen short messages.

I often send you messages, and you basically wait for a few hours to reply.

I've been comforting myself. It's okay. It's okay. When we settle down, we can be together.

He kept telling me, girl, you will come to Shanghai when I settle down here.

Don't go to work, stay at home and watch TV until I come back.

I said yes, I will stay at home and do nothing until you come back.

Later, the work gradually got better and I was not so busy.

In this way, you can even save hundreds of dollars every month.

In order to fly to see him as soon as possible, I never felt the value of money at school.

When you pass by the university, you must drink fresh fruit every day, thinking about the delicious taste of dark milky green in the cold air in late autumn.

In order to see him as soon as possible, I would rather struggle to walk quickly through this window. There are five dollars left.

At this time, I miss you, in order to listen to you say a word, girl. Take care of yourself.

I struggled to drink a big cup of coffee so that you could hide in the dark corridor after work.

I called you for more than ten minutes. That's it. So I supported it.

Well, how long will this last?

He told me to work overtime during the Chinese New Year. If I don't work well in the first year, I will take too long leave to go home.

I said yes, then see you after the Chinese New Year.

That year's Spring Festival was also the first time in four years that I took the train home alone with my big bag and small bag on my back.

He used to sit next to me on the train home every winter vacation.

When you are tired, you can sleep on his shoulder for a while and listen to Mayday with one ear.

Then wait until dawn when the train arrives in our hometown town.

He will let me carry a small bag with me and a suitcase in one hand.

Go through the long stairs. Then we have a simple breakfast at the breakfast stand at the exit.

Then go home separately. My home is only 500 meters away from his.

We were classmates in high school, but we decided to be together formally in college.

Maybe it's fate. After living in one city for so long, I want to fall in love in another city.

I have been in love in another city for so long, but I want to leave in another city.

Last year's holiday, I took a big bag and got on the train back.

It's already New Year's Eve, and I'm sitting on the train listening to the sound of Happy New Year on the radio.

Remembering that he was alone in Shanghai, he said that there was no heating in Shanghai in winter and the whole room was wet and cold.

The quilt is heavy, and drainage is very important. This is really a disaster for us who grew up in the north.

I sat in the crowded carriage and felt sorry for him silently. Give him a call.

He answered, but accidentally heard the girl's voice.

Asked what he was doing, he said he was having dinner with his colleagues.

I said I'm going home. I thought 600 kilometers by train alone was a long time.

He said to be good. It will be fine in the future.

It will be fine in the future. When is the later time?

I went home alone for the Spring Festival, and my mother carefully told me

The most important thing for two people is to help each other and have a companion.

Feelings that have been so far away for many years are easy to wear away.

I didn't speak, and my heart ached silently. Then he picked up what he bought for his parents.

His parents are very, very nice people when they come to visit the New Year.

Look at me sincerely, just like looking at your own daughter.

His sister is just like my sister.

His 3-year-old niece hasn't seen me for half a year, and even when she sees me, she will open her hand and let me hug her.

Until now, when I think of his family, I still feel that they make me feel so warm.

His parents, sister, brother-in-law and his little niece.

Like my own family. Now separate from him.

It doesn't matter to think of a group of people as good as them.

My heart is full of sadness.

New Year's Day is also Valentine's Day, which is the only Valentine's Day I have spent by myself for so many years.

I learned to bake cookies. Baked 12 kinds of biscuits and bought him a beautiful box.

Call me when he gets it, girl. How can I bear to leave you?

I am heartless. I said fool, why should I leave you?

Yes, I'm not leaving. I didn't expect you to leave first.

Is that when it started? Or did it start a long time ago?

Or am I too slow to notice your little change?

Although not so busy, but the work is gradually on the right track.

We seem to have too much time to chat.

However, I always talk about the chat records on QQ in large paragraphs.

Describe our future days. We have a husky.

Let's buy a red sofa and watch the next World Cup on the sofa.

We are going to Yunnan, Guilin and Brazil.

You always, uh, oh, yes, okay, okay,

We always talk on the phone. I'm talking about what happened to me today, the girl I live with.

In my company, there is always X. In our school, there is always X.

You always um, um, oh, yeah, okay, okay,

Even we haven't had a chance to fight for a while.

I can't find any reason to quarrel with him.

Our distance seems to suddenly become so far away.

I am too far away from you to be intimate with you.

It seems that the usual contact has become a routine.

I send a text message every morning when he is still awake, saying, honey, I'm going to work.

He sends me a text message to say good night when he sleeps every night, and he will be in a good mood tomorrow.

I constantly comfort myself, comfort myself, maybe this is the so-called stable period.

We just don't spend much time together. It was just a hug when we met.

Until one day. I received an email in my QQ mailbox.

I don't usually go to QQ, except for having a fixed video with him.

But I can't remember what it is, just because he said his camera was broken and he didn't buy it.

We haven't had any videos since.

Then QQ chat will be less and less in the future.

I went to QQ occasionally that day and found an unread email in the fuel tank.

Then there are all kinds of boring plots in TV novels.

The email said that I hope you can help us. I am more capable of making XX happy than you.

I took one look at this email and immediately pressed it to delete it completely.

It seems that this email has never appeared.

I always thought this was my imaginary plot.

Or did it really exist?

Then I called him and told him that I wanted to visit you in Shanghai.

He hesitated for a moment and said yes, when?

I said tomorrow.

Then I asked for leave from the company on the grounds that I had something at home.

Then book a plane ticket. Then the next day I saw him and this lovely little house.

I didn't say a word about the email. He asked me why you came suddenly.

I said I wanted to see how you were doing.

He said, what do you think?

I said I thought you did a great job.

He said hehe

I spoke so well that I thought you didn't need me anymore.

He said, girl, don't talk nonsense.

I am silent.

He was silent.

Then we went home silently.

The evil Nokia made a dull vibration, and he hid in the kitchen to answer the phone.

His voice was gentle and cautious, and then he came out and said to me apologetically.

Girl, I'm sorry, the company has something urgent, so I have to go back.

I said yes.

He said you should go to bed first. If you need anything, call me.

I watched him change his shoes silently. Close the door and leave in a hurry.

I walked to his bedside, and the sheets and pillows had just been washed, and there was a smell of sunshine.

I like the smell of sunshine very much. But now the smell of sunshine masks the smell of men I know.

The whole room is strange and resentful, as if a powerful hint told me that he no longer belongs to you.

He doesn't belong to you anymore

The bed feels not fluffy, but thick.

The layer near the mattress is a thick blanket, then a mattress, and then a small quilt.

Then the blanket, then the mat, then the sheets.

A very comfortable bed when he lived with me.

I like living in a very soft bed. He always says that this kind of bed has a backache and can't sleep well.

Now he can finally sleep in his favorite bed.

I lay quietly in bed and looked around at every detail of this small room.

Thinking of the man I once loved deeply, I spent every day and night in this warm and comfortable little room.

What kind of girl has been busy in that well-equipped kitchen?

It should be a girl who likes plaid. She is thin and has these beautiful fingers.

Willing to wash hands and make soup in the small kitchen. Would you like to put gerbera in a glass bottle?

I am willing to water jasmine every day, and I can buy sachets from the supermarket and put them carefully in my closet.

This man who followed me for four years is now transformed into something I don't know by another woman.

Yes, I had some habits that I couldn't change in those four years.

For example, he likes to throw clothes and things. When the toner runs out, he never remembers to cover it.

Magazines are always everywhere. The months we lived together, although I studied from morning till night every day.

He always promises, but he does well.

He came back after about 7 o'clock. I've been trying to force myself to sleep with my eyes closed.

I fell asleep and the embarrassing day passed.

Otherwise, I will still be woken up by the alarm clock and go to class drowsily.

At noon, he will call me and invite me to eat a bowl of beef noodles in a canteen and buy a cup of milk tea in the canteen.

Then I will watch him play a game in the afternoon. Grab his clothes and stand on the sidelines to cheer for him.

In the evening, we went back to the street outside the west gate to have a barbecue and sit on campus for a while.

/kloc-after 0/0, he will make me a pot of boiling water and take me downstairs.

Then we will lie in bed and send text messages for a while, and then say good night to each other.

Maybe we will go back to that time when we wake up after a sleep.

I heard the door open and he came to my bed next to me. I closed my eyes and held my breath.

He sat for a long time and then sighed silently. Pulled my quilt.

Then I turned and walked to the balcony. I opened my eyes and saw his back.

Look, he lit a cigarette. I said, honey.

He was a little surprised and turned to ask me why I woke up.

I didn't say anything. I want to see more of you.

He walked to the bed without saying a word.

Suddenly, without warning, he gave me a tight hug.

This is the first hug since we met.

I feel like all my bones are going to break.

This hug tries to squeeze out all the unpleasant doubts and obstacles between us.

I am waiting for him to say something.

But he still said nothing. After a long hug, he asked me, girl, where do you want to play?

I said I wanted to go out with you.

I said I didn't want to stay at home.

He said that we would go tomorrow.

I said I want to go out now. I don't want to stay at home.

We went to Huangpu River that night, and it was still windy in Shanghai in April.

Mu Tiezhu passed away.

Mu, the first basketball giant in China, died in the early morning of 14 at the age of 59. Mu 1949 was born in Dongming County, Shandong Province, with a height of 2.28 meters. 1977 was selected for the national team and 1987 retired. His achievements before his death were 1977 Asian Championship, 1978 Asian Games and1World Championship. From 65438 to 0999, he was awarded the "New China Basketball Outstanding Contribution Award" by chinese basketball association.

Tell me about the experience of being "stunned" on the train.

I didn't buy a long-distance train ticket from Shenyang to Baoding a few days ago. After I got on the bus, I finally made up a berth ticket. There are two beautiful women in my lower berth. Because it is summer, beautiful women wear less! So it's cold at night.

What kind of animation is this?

Animation: "My wife is the president of the Student Union" Character: Ayane, Xincang.

Introduction: the secretary of the student union wears cat ears for lovely reasons and likes to wear miniskirts and striped stockings.

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I'm glad to answer it for you. If you are satisfied, please accept it. Thank you. ~

Why do many boys and uncles wear black socks?

Is black more resistant to dirt? You can tell when white socks are dirty. Hehe, white is simple and black is mature and solemn.

Kneel for the best cold joke

A can of wine was buried underground 1000 years. What did he become? Alcohol.

There is a pig. He walked and walked until he came to England. What has he become? -Pigs.

In class, the teacher recited the text at will. Piggy, puppy and kitten all raised their hands. Who will the teacher call? -puppy, because wangwang is humble.

Butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, they worked together, which one didn't get paid in the end? -Centipede, because you won't take it for nothing.

The elephant's nose is the longest in the zoo. Who is the second longest? Elephant.

What kind of fruit has the worst eyesight? Mango.

Which two vegetables have cell phones? -radish and green vegetables, each has his own love.

A turtle walked through a pile of shit, but left only three footprints on it. Why? -There's a foot on your nose.

Why do people go to bed to sleep? -The bed won't come by itself.

It turned out to be the Spartan 800 warriors. Why did it become 300 in the movie? -Wu Bai went to sing.

Why can Xiao Qiang stop the car with one hand? -Take a taxi.

If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it? -If

Jin Mu is a land of fire and water, whose legs are long? Ham sausage

Find a video of an uncle dancing. Wearing a checked shirt and black shorts! Sports shoes! White socks, there is a black man standing next door.

You must be gay. This sexual fantasy is related to your personality, life experience and other life backgrounds. Change your major while you are still young. You can try to take part in more boys' activities. The reason why you have sexual fantasies about boys stems from your own ignorance of men. You are a man, too. Try to dress up and exercise like them. For example, you can also wear the handsome sunshine of basketball shoes and white socks to truly experience the life of young boys and feel particularly ignorant with girls. There is no room for homosexuality in this society. You don't know your gender at this age, or you will doubt your life when you grow up. The reason why you are infatuated is because you don't know yourself. When you become a little boy, and you are a little boy at your age, you will not be gay if you know yourself better.