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Children's humorous jokes and short stories

If you want the children to be happy, you can tell them a humorous joke story for children. They will definitely be happy after hearing it. Below are some humorous jokes for children that I recommend for everyone.

Children's humorous joke story 1: Blue trash can

There is a blue trash can on the side of the road, and he is very troubled every day.

He couldn’t understand why cans could embrace orange juice every day, crispy tubes could taste ice cream every day, and even bookcases could pretend to hold rows of books. He was the only one who could Can eat smelly garbage.

He especially couldn't stand summer. When the bees and butterflies sang in the fragrant garden, flies buzzed around him. Grandma once told him that birds of a feather flock together, but he didn't believe it! He didn't like flies at all, and although he was a bit smelly, there were always butterflies flying in his dreams. On a starry night, the trash can recalled his childhood. He was handsome once, when he was just transported here, wearing blue clothes, and the faint scent of paint was like a very masculine cologne! Hey! Year after year, he couldn't believe it. He has lost his glory.

? No, I have to change!? The trash can was churning in my heart. ?Who said I was born to eat garbage? I must do something else! I am going to find my dream!? His eyes rolled around, and a plan was formed.

It’s late at night. When the most singing cicada on the tree started snoring, the trash can ran away!

He trotted all the way, happiness overflowing in his heart. The light of freedom made his eyes shine in the night.

I don’t know how long I walked, but the trash can was tired, so I lay down gently among the flowers and fell asleep. This time he actually dreamed of flies! They all grew butterfly wings and read the Bible that Tang Sengcai read as if they had corrected their evil ways.

Children’s humorous joke story 2: City Mouse and Country Cat

The city mouse is tired of life in the city.

? Boring! No interest! The cats go to bed after eating, eat when they wake up, and don’t play with us!? The city mouse was strolling around the entrance of the hole, and when he saw the Haha cat sleeping in, he ran away quickly Come to it, "Play with me for a while!"

Haha, the cat turned around, yawned, and continued to dream.

?Wake me up!?The city mouse found a tweeter, but no matter how high the sound was, it would not help.

?Get up! Get up!? The city mouse pulled, kicked, and hit it with a stick, but the haha ??cat still yawned and continued to sleep.

The city mouse lost his temper and walked around the house, looking for a few peanuts to eat and playing table tennis.

No, this life is too boring, I want to travel! The city mouse did as he was told and found an old toy car from the owner’s toy pile.

Dudu? Let’s go! Although the door is about to fall and the wheels are crooked, it can be opened, the city mouse thought with satisfaction.

The toy car drove clatteringly and arrived in the countryside smoothly.

?The smell of the countryside is so good!?The city mouse stepped out of the toy car and took a deep breath.

? What are you still doing? Run!? A country mouse jumped out, dragging the city mouse and ran away.

? Why are you so panicked!? The city mouse hasn’t run so fast for a long time.

?There’s a cat behind me!? said the Country Mouse.

What a pleasure! What a wonderful feeling it is to escape! The city mouse sang as he ran.

The country mouse was puzzled. How wonderful was it to be chased by a cat? A strange kind of creature.

Children’s Humorous Joke Story 3: The Slow Roller

The road roller was big and stupid and walked slowly. The big truck came up and said, “Don’t block the road.” Don't block the road!?

The car caught up and said: "Get out of the way, get out of the way."

After a while, the roller saw the big truck stopped on the bumpy road, wiping sweat and sighing, and the small car stopped there with steam and sighed.

The road roller knows that the road is uneven and the car cannot drive, so it works hard to smooth the road.

After a while, a big truck caught up from behind, nodded to the roller and said: ?Thank you!?

A car also caught up from behind and said: ?I'm sorry! I shouldn't laugh at you !?

The steamroller smiled, but it still walked slowly.

Children’s humorous joke story 4: Red ghost and blue ghost in the forest

The bear and the cat are two friends in the forest.

The bear is very courageous. He is not afraid of anything except bees stinging him when he steals honey. The cat, on the contrary, is timid and is afraid of everything except mice.

The cat is particularly afraid of ghosts. He often says to the bear: "There are many ghosts in the forest!"

The bear found it funny and said: "You are really seeing ghosts." ?

The cat was very angry. One night the cat knocked on the bear's door. He said to the bear: "On my way to your house, I saw a ghost." ?

?That’s because you were dazzled, maybe you saw the bushes and haystacks as ghosts. ?The bear laughs at the cat.

The cat was very angry. He led the bear to the place where the ghost had just been and said, "I saw a ghost passing by with a lantern right here." ?

The bear took a look and saw that there was a bush here. The wind blew the shadows of the trees and swayed. At that moment, a firefly flew by. The bear laughed and said, "You timid cat, you must make the shadows of the trees sway." I became a ghost and regarded the fireflies as lanterns made by ghosts. ?

The cat said: ?That’s not what happened at all!?

The bear said: ?This must be what happened!?

The cat returned to himself angrily At home, he felt that it was wrong for the bear to say that there were no ghosts. He could dress up as a ghost and tell him that there were ghosts in the forest.

The cat took out a red sheet from home, covered it with it, and dressed up as a red ghost.

As for the bear, the more he thought about it when he got home, the less he believed in ghosts. The ghosts the cat saw were all imaginary. To prove this, the bear wanted to pretend to be a ghost, scare the cat, and then tell him that the ghost was fake and that there were no ghosts in life. Thinking of this, the bear found an old blue sheet, covered himself with it, and dressed up as a blue ghost.

Both the red ghost and the blue ghost walked out of the door. They met halfway. The red ghost pretending to be a cat thought to himself: Oops, my pretending ghost met a real ghost today! I have never met a real ghost today. I haven’t seen a real ghost, so I have to see what a real ghost looks like today. ?

Besides, the blue ghost dressed as a bear was also startled when he saw the red ghost coming from the opposite side. He thought: "Is there really a ghost like the cat said in the forest? I want to see it today." . ?

The two ghosts met, and the cat said in a trembling voice: "Hello, Mr. Blue Ghost!"

The bear also replied in a nervous and hoarse voice: ?Hello, Mr. Red Ghost!?

The two ghosts chatted, and the red ghost asked the blue ghost what his favorite food was.