Are there any super short jokes?

1 Tomato A and Tomato B went shopping. Suddenly, a truck rushed out and ran over Tomato A. Tomato B pointed at Tomato A and laughed: "Ha ha ha!"

once upon a time, there was a swordsman whose heart was cold, his sword was cold, and his hands were cold, so he froze to death ...

3 One sausage was kept in the refrigerator and felt very cold. Then he looked at the other one beside him and felt a little comforted. He said, "Look at you, you are so frozen, and you are covered with ice!" As a result, the root said, "Sorry, I'm a popsicle."

4 Two bananas were walking on the road. The banana walking in front felt so hot that he took off his night suit, and the banana behind fell down ...

5 The teacher played a Beethoven song. Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know what the teacher played?" Xiaohua replied, "Piano."

6 One day Xiaoqiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

7 There is a hide-and-seek club, whose head has not been found yet.

8 one day, I felt so sore when I was walking. I looked down-I stepped on a lemon.

9 A man caught a squid, and the squid said, "Let me go!" The man said, "I'll test you a few questions, and I'll let you go if you get the right answer." Squid said happily, "Take the exam!" " So the man roasted the squid ... < P > 1 A: "What's that man doing?" B: "He's shaking." A: "Why is he shaking?" B: "He's cold." A: "Oh, shivering won't be cold." B: "..."

11 There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, when he was crossing the road, he was hit by a car and shouted, "Gung!" From then on, it became a cucumber ...

12 The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution. The classmate replied, "Make the lunch box blue."

13 A ham sausage was walking on the road when he suddenly found something on the ground. As soon as he lowered his head ... it broke!

14 One day, A picked up a mirror, looked at it and said, "The people here are so familiar." B said, "Really? Let me see. Oh, my God! I don't even know you? "

15 One day, mung beans jumped down from the fifth floor and committed suicide. They bled a lot and became red beans. Has been pus, and turned into soybeans; The wound was scarred and finally became a black bean.

16 One day, a gentleman went to a very stingy restaurant for dinner and found that the plate on the table was wet. He shouted, "Waiter, this plate is wet!" " The waiter replied, "that's your soup, sir."

17 Xiao Ming asked, "Which cartoon character is always in the dark?" Xiaoli shook her head, and Xiao Ming replied, "It's a dream of robot cats, because he can't see his fingers."

18 Mom asked Xiaoming, "Have you finished reading the book? There will be an exam tomorrow. " Xiao Ming replied, "Mom, I finished reading it." Mother praised, "Then you must do well in the exam tomorrow." Xiao Ming cried and said, "I mean,' Mom, I think it's over.'"

19 when a friend is a guest, he gets up to leave. "Let's go after dinner!" "No, I have something to do." "What's so urgent that you don't even eat?" "Eat!"

Tomato A and Tomato B go shopping. B asked, "Where are we going?" A doesn't answer. B asked again, "Where are we going?" A turned to B and said, "We are tomatoes, how can we talk?"

21 Put a notebook on the table first, and then put your head on the notebook. Well, this is my gift to you-a notebook to cushion your brain.

22 The bear quarreled with the ghost. The bear said, "Look, you look like a ghost." The ghost said, "Talk about others. Look at your bear."

23 Coke and Sprite are having a barbecue. Sprite wants to ask Coke to take down the salt bottle, so she calls him, "Coke! Coke! ! Coke! ! ！” Coke said impatiently, "drink yourself, and don't play with me!" "

24 Xiaoli asks Xiaoming, "Which hand do you use to stir the coffee?" Xiao Ming replied: "Right hand." Xiaoli said, "You are amazing. You are not afraid of scalding. I use a spoon."

25 once upon a time, there was a horse. It ran and fell into the sea. So, it became a "hippocampus"! Another horse friend of this horse, in order to find the horse that fell into the sea, ended up falling into the river. Later, it became a "hippo"! The third horse is a white horse. In order to find two missing friends, it came to the city with chaotic traffic. It was run over by several cars in a row, causing several black stripes on its body. As a result, it became a zebra.

26 One day, a beef tendon pill was walking on the road and suddenly shouted, "Oh, I have a cramp!" "

27 Bad news: A man fell out of the plane. Good news: he brought a parachute. Bad news: the parachute is broken. Good news: there is a haystack below. Bad news: There is a dung fork on the haystack. Good news: he didn't fall on the dung fork. Bad news: He didn't fall on the haystack either.