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Classic lines of Ice Age 4
1, why live happily. Because we are stupid.
Grandma said to Erhu: Don't kiss me again, I'm going to throw up.
Mother said to Peach: Don't change yourself for others.
Grandma will live longer than us, because mean people will live to be 100 years old, haha.
Diego: I don't think you can do it!
6. If I am killed, help me find a wife and tell her I love him.
7. Can you break away from low taste and be a pure squirrel!
8. When the world began to split.
9. We are very, very short of brains!
10, I'm not fat, I have fluffy hair.
1 1. When you drink water through your nose, does your mouth smell of booger?
12, your house was killed by a meteor!
13, everyone must be together, not alone.
14, friend, the desire rising in your heart will bring you endless pain!
15. If I die, find a woman to be my wife and tell her that I love her.
16, tell you rabbit, piracy always pays off!
17, even if you are all dead, I can still dance on your graves.
18, respectively, mammoth said, no matter what happens, I will find you! ! It sounds warm.
Classic lines in the dual-core era
Classic lines in the dual-core era
Dual-core Times is a TV series "Login, please turn on your mobile phone" directed by the famous director Li Jun. The play brings together a large number of outstanding young actors such as zhuyuchen, Ma Su and Pan Taiming.
The following site shares the classic lines of "Dual-core Times" for everyone:
1, the so-called forever, can't escape time. When we miss each other alone in different skies, the exhaustion in our hearts will crush the whole wall of love one day, and love will become fragile in such a world. When waiting has changed from the sweetest waiting to the cruelest suffering, our hearts will be tired and love will be cold, so you can hold on tight, but if you can't, you will let go sadly.
All the outsiders have left. Then let's talk about things inside the family!
3, material is really important, but the spirit is also indispensable! Put material life first, then consider spiritual love. True love still exists, I believe, but it is rare.
4. What kind of mother are you?
5. An economical man with a simple and convenient woman is king.
6, you have to use money to get love, naturally there are such goods. It is natural to get love with emotion. Love is compressed from Latin, which means that love is a lasting concern for the lives of others. Explain that love itself refers to the concern for the partner itself. The more complicated the external things, the farther away from love. The most common thing is that emotional losers like to use money as an excuse for failure.
7. I thought your appearance disturbed my life. When you gradually fade out of my world, I find that I am used to your trajectory! Everything will pass, including you!
8, not just look at the appearance, but look at the appearance first!
9. At best, you are a spare tire!
10. Marriage without love is immoral, and marriage with love is unrealistic.
1 1. When you grow up, it's your turn to teach Lao Tzu and arrange Lao Tzu's affairs, isn't it?
12, you don't have to love mountains and rivers, but I tell you, there is no beauty who doesn't love mountains and rivers!
13, you've changed. You don't feel anything. You've changed. You have become so picky. You've changed. You have become so narrow-minded. You've changed. I can't accept it. Anyway, you have changed.
14, if you are not married, don't believe that there is faithful love in the world. I don't know how to understand this line. Now, I can only wait and see about feelings, and things are no longer just superficial. Many reasons are ambiguous, right and wrong are clear, and there is nothing I can do. I still believe in its loyalty and beauty, and I can bear its reality and fickleness. It's hard to be confused. These sensitive years have passed.
15, love and marriage are not maintained by faces. No matter how good a relationship is, no matter how good a marriage is, it needs money to maintain it. If you are not married, don't believe that there will be faithful love in the world.
Classic lines of Guli's childhood
1, what do you think now? Do you have a camera on you? Are you playing Qiong Yao's play?
2, don't give me a hard look, your face is not a palette.
3. Men are easily tempted. If you regard him as your son, don't blame him for finding you a wife outside.
4. Oh, actually Nirvana describes a soft texture.
5. Never need to remember, and never forget.
6. You must be from Yangcheng Lake. Look at this meat. It's strong and strong. (Tang said he was as hot as a hairy crab)
7. You were beaten? You're kidding! Who did it early in the morning? That man is sick! (After makeup for Don)
8. You deserve it. You deserve to be tortured to death by the stream.
9. Don't ask if your son is worthy of me!
10, the best way to destroy the relationship is to listen to rumors.
1 1, don't squeeze into a world you can't get into. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others, so why bother?
12, you can't ruin me with spit like Tang! I won't trip over the same stone twice!
13. If I can become Xun Gong, I am willing not to buy it all my life.
14, pull down the sun visor, why not take it off? (Coulee told me when I first took the train)
15, have you introduced yourself? Look carefully, (throwing out a bowl of tomato and egg soup accurately) like this.
16, I don't want to take that thing! I don't want to sit! (Neil pulls her to Jinjiang Paradise)
17, yes, that's really too bad. My father's lover, my birth mother, turned out to be a palace. what can I do?
18, what I want is not the 24 yuan, but an attitude! Professional attitude!
19, Don, your bowl is too big! What do you eat with it?
20. Accept the pain of loss and face the lonely days.
2 1, Guli took a deep breath, put down his knife and fork and said to Yilan Lin, Mom, this is my brother Gu Zhun.
22. Those who have poured cold water on me will boil it back to you one day.
23. Nan Xiang, he will kill you one day. Don't ask me to collect your body.
24. You really look like a Queen Eight now.
25. Have you finished introducing yourself? Look carefully, (throwing out a bowl of tomato and egg soup accurately) like this.
26, you know, our life is like this, one farce after another, never ending.
Thank you for always thinking of me when no one is with you, but I don't lack you.
28. I am very angry. I really can't stand wandering alone in the autumn wind. Decadent pleasure? Why doesn't he die!
29. Don't smile at me like a pirated Mona Lisa. My stomach is not as strong as you think.
30. The foie gras per guest is three ounces! I want to ask you what do you want to raise for ten ounces?
3 1, yes, bitch, it's not easy for you to raise me so big.
32. I don't want to take that thing I don't want to sit! (Neil pulls her to Jinjiang Paradise)
Don't test your friends easily, or you will be more disappointed.
I would rather go out without underwear than leave it at home.
No one can bear the pain for you, and no one can take away your strength.
36. You must be from Yangcheng Lake. Look at this meat. It's strong and strong. (If you say you are as hot as a hairy crab)
37, youth will eventually decay, time is fair to everyone, everyone is fresh in recent years, no one can afford to lose.
Mom, I can share everything in my life with you except my wardrobe.
39, the expression is like a high-end prostitute telling me that she doesn't sell!
40. The foie gras per guest is four ounces! I want to ask you what do you want to raise for ten ounces?
4 1, you are such a big mobile phone facade that you can't spend money by credit card. What a scandal!
42. And we and I are the smallest and darkest beings in this era.
Youth is a short dream. When you wake up, it has already disappeared without a trace.
44. You don't know how cruel reality is until it slaps you. .
45, where it is not degenerate, it is almost as thin as sashimi. Those two things on your chest will fall with a bang sooner or later.
46. You can calm down your roar a little, because I'm worried that the old man downstairs who is boiling water will miss this wonderful broadcast.
47. I think you'd better mind your own business first. Don't worry about helping others with their pants until your ass is clean.
48. I don't know what it means to be frivolous. I only know what it means to be a winner.
As long as you arrive at your destination on time, few people care whether you drive a Mercedes-Benz or a manual tractor.
50. Do you think your life is complete now that the sword is gone?
5 1. If I can become Xun Gong, I will never buy Prada!
52. As time goes by, the farewell will pass. We walked slowly to a place marked by God.
For a weak-willed person like you, Fiona Fang has a bed at 100 meters away. What can I do besides sleeping?
54. I don't think white candlesticks and photo frames should be put on the dining table. After all, this is not a funeral. what do you think?
I touched your arm suddenly just now. Half asleep, I thought there was a man sleeping beside me. Scared me to death!
I can only write one account book. 17 foie gras per guest is three ounces! I want to ask you what do you want to raise for ten ounces?
57. Yes, that's too bad. My father's lover and my birth mother turned out to be palaces. What can we do?
58. Tang Wanru, your bowl is too big! What do you eat with it? (In fact, if she just took out her footbath and prepared to put it in the toilet)
59. Dean, although I think Lai Guangxin must be happy to talk to beautiful young girls, after all, which man wants to talk to other men?
Tang Wanru, is this your bra or something? Why does it look like a T-shirt? I heard a crash in the kitchen.
Classic lines daquan
1, a person who has never been kind, can best identify kindness and cherish kindness. Fanghua
It turns out that that girl left a tear in my heart, and I can totally feel how sad she was at that time. A Chinese Odyssey
3. How can you know that you don't like it unless you try it yourself? Previous raiders
4, my mission is to accompany, her mission is to let me grow up. Growth doesn't necessarily gain anything, it will definitely lose something! Top 3
Whether a relationship can come to an end depends on whether you have the intention to mend it or whether you have new ideas. Top 3
6, dare not find an object called a single aristocrat, you call this single dog. Example 2
7. Deception is like a moth throwing herself into a fire, knowing that she will get hurt, but she still has to throw herself into the fire. A moth is so stupid. A Chinese Odyssey
8. You can bully me like this because I like you. Previous raiders 2
9. There will always be a gentle person who will keep you warm and then leave silently. Top 3
10, some people are destined to let you grow up. Top 3
1 1. Some people finally break up because they believe in being together too much. Previous raiders
12, sometimes God makes you wait for the right person, but the right person is not necessarily your favorite. Some people are doomed to have no fate. Although they are sorry, some answers are always love, but now they just want to cherish the people in front of them. Previous raiders
13, men are like keys and women are like locks. What is the name of the key that can open any lock? It's called the master key.
14, once she was my weakness, but now, I am no longer her armor. Top 3
15, we will get together, no matter what happens. Big Fish & Begonia
16, Lao Zhao said that your generation is different from ours. Our generation thinks that things are broken and need to be repaired, and your generation thinks that things are broken and need to be replaced, so there are so many predecessors. Previous raiders
17, I remember his face, I don't know his name, I remember his eyes and the scar on his forehead. I searched for six hours, all night. A small white fish came from Toona sinensis. She looked at the little fish, who closed his eyes and fell asleep quietly. Big Fish & Begonia
18, what I fear most in this world is to make you suffer. Big Fish & Begonia
19, good friends are not terrible, best friends. No matter how much you do, it is not worth her words. Best friend is little mother-in-law! Previous raiders
20. No matter how deep your feelings are, you can't resist the entanglement of fate. I am really sad to think that Rosie will disappear from my life. Previous raiders
2 1, I am not selfless, I am so selfish. Fanghua
22, because I saw that meaningless in her eyes, just like me at the beginning. the top three places
23. God gave us life to work miracles. Big Fish & Begonia
24. When Toona sinensis leaves, Haitang blooms. Did you turn into wind and rain and come here through time and space? Big Fish & Begonia
25. Are women insecure in this world? Yes, neither. Top 3
26. She was afraid of the number of my predecessors, and I began to worry about the quality of her predecessors. Previous raiders
27. I am afraid of goodbye in my mouth and missing in my heart. Top 3
28. Everyone who lives in the world is a big fish living in the sea, and life is to sail across the sea. Big Fish & Begonia
29. Sometimes you find that you are in love with someone you hate, and this relationship is the most deadly. A Chinese Odyssey
30. No luck. Good luck or bad luck is your destiny. Big Fish & Begonia
3 1. When love is lost, the best way to verify whether you love each other is to separate. If the separation is painful, if it is missed, it is true love, and true love will definitely make them meet again. Previous raiders
32. There is a beautiful flower in the world, and that is youth blooming. There is a hero's flower in the world, and that is the brilliance of youth. Fanghua
Now I solemnly declare that everything on this mountain is mine, including you. A Chinese Odyssey
34. Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points depend on looks. Example 2
35. Everyone is a fish in the sea. They crossed the ocean to meet. Big Fish & Begonia
I remember his face, but I don't know his name. Big Fish & Begonia
37, see reincarnation, love bitter parting. The cycle of life is a miracle. Big Fish & Begonia
38, good girlfriends come to the festival together, good brothers are single together, unkind and unjust! Top 3
39. Life is a journey. It took us several cycles to complete the journey. And this journey is very short, so be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and chase a dream. Big Fish & Begonia
40. I will turn into the wind and rain of the world and accompany you. Big Fish & Begonia
4 1, do you know what's delicious? I feel beautiful when I drink too much. Top 3
When you are mature, you may get nothing, but you will definitely lose something. Top 3
43. In fact, many couples quarrel to prove that they care more about each other and love each other more. However, what they say often turns into venting their dissatisfaction. The more they don't want to hear, the more they talk! What I want to prove is love, but it has become a proof of being hurt! Previous raiders
44. We will lose this short life. You might as well be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and chase a dream. Big Fish & Begonia
45. Nobody belongs to anyone, who you may be, who you may be, and so is interpersonal relationship! Previous raiders
46. The reason why I was so entangled before. Because we've never really been together. Previous raiders
47. My lover is a hero on earth, and one day he will marry me on the colorful clouds. I guessed the front, but I couldn't guess the ending. A Chinese Odyssey
48, watch the reincarnation, love bitter parting. The cycle of life is a miracle. Love a person, climb a mountain and pursue a dream, so be bold. Big Fish & Begonia
49. I love you, clean and tidy. Top 3
50. Love when you are young is called harmony, and love when you grow up is called merger and cooperation. Top 3
5 1, loneliness is a common problem in metropolis. Top 3
52. No matter how long you live, what's the point of being unhappy? Big Fish & Begonia
53. I can't help thinking that the youth of a generation has changed beyond recognition. Although they are still talking and laughing as before, it is not difficult to see the changes that time has brought to everyone. Fanghua
54. Forgive me for not wanting you to see them grow old. It's all changed beyond recognition. Fanghua
55. I can't do that kind of support that is not afraid of injury. I need him to accompany me to prove that he loves me, and I need him to spend time on me to prove that he loves me. Top 3
56. I like you so much that you will die if you like me? A Chinese Odyssey
I regret not hugging you that night. Big Fish & Begonia
58. When two people break up, one thinks he won't leave and the other thinks he will stay. Top 3
Actually, I've been waiting for you all these years. I like you. I fell in love with you the first time I saw you. Fanghua
60. Not everyone can be called an ex, and an ex is not just someone. It's the trace left in your heart by everyone who walks by. Previous raiders
6 1, I never knew it was so painful to love someone. A Chinese Odyssey
62. Goodbye and live up to the meeting. Top 3
Look, that man looks like a dog. A Chinese Odyssey
People can't see such a beautiful sky when they are dead. Look at the stars in the sky and talk to yourself. Big Fish & Begonia
65. Kindness is unrequited. Kindness is a heartfelt choice. Fanghua
66. It's like wind and rain. I am willing to turn into the wind and rain in the world and stay with you. Wait, wait for the next day. Big Fish & Begonia
67. Many people get together not because they like to get along, but because they are afraid of loneliness. Top 3
68, borrow the shell of quarreling, and scatter the jiao of missing. Top 3
69. Whose love do you think you accepted? You accepted God's love. He will betray all the gods to love you, endure all the pain for you and bring you happiness. Big Fish & Begonia
70. I can't love you if I wear the hoop, and I can't save you if I put it down! A Chinese Odyssey
7 1, you are indifferent to me, ignoring me and bossing me around. Don't you bully me so much because I like you? Example 2
72. People are born of mothers, and demons are born of mothers. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. A Chinese Odyssey
73. You will be mine in the future. Like my donkey, I will print it for you. A Chinese Odyssey
74. I came to give you my heart back today. A Chinese Odyssey
75. My Prince Charming is a world hero. One day, he will drive a colorful auspicious cloud to marry me. Guess the beginning, but can't guess the end, a Chinese odyssey.
76. You said "pick up girls" and there were only two results. You have to accept your heart or kidney. Where are you going this time? Previous raiders
77. I don't understand why the people I love the most can't be together. Big Fish & Begonia
78. No matter how deep your feelings are, you can't resist the intertwined fate. Previous raiders
79. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, stay with your people. A Chinese Odyssey
80. Some lost days don't need to be remembered, but they will never be forgotten. Fanghua
8 1, as long as your heart is kind, right or wrong is someone else's business. Big Fish & Begonia
82. From knowing you to connecting with your life, I have never regretted it. Big Fish & Begonia
83. Yes, I have changed. I won't shrink back like you, and I won't follow my secret love. You light me up, but unfortunately, you don't know me well enough. Previous raiders
84. Say goodbye to your predecessor and cherish the present. Top 3
85. I believe the so-called truth in this world, because there is no eternal justice. Big Fish & Begonia
86. We are neither human nor god, we are just others. Big Fish & Begonia
87. I want to go back to the time when I can tell you frankly that we are back together. Top 3
Classic lines of spring festival evening
1, the more love you see when you are apart, the more love you lose when you are apart.
2, don't give elder brother discharge, sister-in-law has caller ID.
3. Your brain has gone into gutter oil.
The eunuch has no son, but you can't live without a father.
My dad is on the list of service dissatisfaction.
6. Teacher, do I look like a chicken?
7. You and your wife really match.
8. Do you think your mother can come empty-handed?
9. What substances do silicon and water produce? Turtle soup
10, I'm from the provincial fertilizer plant.
1 1, are you sick? A: Do you have any medicine?
12, if you don't promise me, he will die for you.
13, hey, can I cheat you some money?
14, these eyes really have face and land. Are they original?
15, if you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?
16, which boss's daughter-in-law is not young these days.
17, I'm L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it!
18, you are Lori, and your whole family is Lori.
19, I'm not afraid of being the first ten thousand people to stop, I'm afraid of surrendering myself.
20, my heart is broken, holding it out like dumpling stuffing.
2 1, Zhu Jun: the Yuan Dynasty was unified, and Taurus celebrated the New Year!
22. What kind of mental illness is worth 100 yuan?
23, Dong Qing: Vientiane update, the city purple welcome Reiz!
24, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!
Be yourself because no one wants to be you.
Don't worry, you won't say anything if I kill you.
27. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.
28. Successful people don't win at the starting point, but at the turning point.
29. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
30. What should I do if the gas is poisoned? Have a cigarette to calm down.
3 1, Bai: At this moment, the whole world is celebrating and everyone is happy!
Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will make the sea laugh.
Why didn't we take the children with us when we left?
34. Love everyone, trust some people, and don't be sorry for anyone.
35. What's your last name? Nice last name. Why is your surname good? My dad's last name is good!
36. deliveryman: this box is yours and this box is Tingting's.
37. I am beautiful, surrounded by a group of boys. I have a special face.
38. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!
I have arms and legs, a nose and a mouth. My name is Jia Ling.
40. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.
4 1, I thought you were decadent, only to find that you have been heartless.
42. I know I'm a liar and you've been talking to me for so long.
43. Isn't there half a cucumber in the refrigerator? Go and fry four dishes for the children.
44. Never give me any trouble. Never pick on ordinary people.
45. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.
46. Zhou Tao: At this time, spring is back to the earth, and the spring is beautiful!
47. Even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: You are an uncle!
48. Son, do you use local TV or CCTV?
49. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.
5 1, Husband: Quarrel with someone again? Madam: No, with the dog!
52. Every day without dancing is a disappointment to life.
53. It is not necessarily the cleaner who holds the broom, but it may be Harry Potter.
54. As I become more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers. .
55. My eyes are big, my nose is small, my legs are long and my arms are S-shaped. My name is Qu Ying.
Zhang Zequn: Friends, please continue to enjoy our Spring Festival Gala.
57. My brother is particularly miserable. He just found out that his son is not his own.
58. Hello, this is the commercial bank. Your bus card shows that you spent 8000 yuan in a different place.
59. A woman's tears are the most useless liquid, but you make a woman cry to show that you are useless.
Zhu Jun: At this moment, we want to dedicate our most beautiful songs to your motherland!
The classic lines of chills
The classic lines of chills
The film "Chill", which is regarded as the best Hong Kong gangster film in recent ten years, was released in Chinese mainland and Hong Kong today (165438+1October 8th). This Hong Kong film, directed by Lok Man Leung and Kim-ching Luk and starring Tony Leung Ka Fai and Aaron Kwok, has held many pilot films in the media and industry and won many praises. Different from the previous Hong Kong gangster movies, Chill is a high IQ gangster story in the new era, which tells the story of the battle of wits between the top police in Hong Kong. Liu Jiehui played by Aaron Kwok and Li Wenbin played by Tony Leung Ka Fai are both popular candidates for promotion to the next Commissioner of Police, but they are also different. Although there are many classic police films in Hong Kong, it is probably the first time to expand the police level in Hong Kong like Chill. No wonder Aaron Kwok and Tony Leung Ka Fai both said that they learned a lot about the Hong Kong police after they played Chill. The following websites share the classic lines of Chill for everyone:
1. I have served in the Hong Kong Police Force for 30 years. I met many people and offended many people. Every organization, every department and every post has its own rules of the game, either explicit or implicit. The first step is to learn it.
2. In extraordinary times, use extraordinary methods.
If you want to survive in an environment, you must learn explicit or implicit rules.
No matter how careful you are, you will never be as delicate as life.
5. If you are not bold when you are pregnant, when will you be bold?
6. Whether it is bright or dark, you have your own rules of the game.
7, the fact is always the most subtle!
8. We are policemen, not mad dogs.
9. I asked about technology, do you understand?
10, not eavesdropping device, but secret weapon.
1 1. The role of the father cannot override the identity of the police.
12, prepare for the worst, prepare for the best.
13, everyone says I'm sorry, but you, I can't stand it.
Hong Kong can become an international financial center and the safest city in Asia, and the rule of law is our core value.
15, don't let the boss run after the subordinates, the subordinates should keep running to see the boss!
How much have you changed? How much is left?
17. All wars are unnecessary.
18, every institution, every department and every post has its own rules of the game. Whether it is bright or dark, the first step is to learn, but many people have died before they get there. Do you know why? Self-righteous. The second step is to find out the thread in this game, learn how not to foul, and know how to play in tennis, so as to barely save your life.
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