The sixth-grade class performed a skit at the Women’s Day themed class meeting and urgently needed lines.

A: Hello everyone, March 8th Festival is coming soon, I would like to wish you all a happy new year!

B: (Swaggering onto the stage, standing crookedly, chest and belly raised)

A: (Looking at B, looking up and down)

B: What are you doing? No, there's nothing wrong with me!

A: Indeed, you have had many happy events recently.

B: How do you know?

A: Seeing that you are so proud that you are stretching your back up to your belly button, can I not know? But it's good to be happy, you have to keep it up like this and be careful of being like a chicken breast.

B: Hi! Get used to it.

A: Hey! No, you can't have this habit.

B: Where?

A: It really affects your image!

B: Indeed, you are quite observant. For people in our industry, image is our bread and butter. Thank you!

A: Oh? It seems that your career has a lot to do with your image?

B: No, our festival is coming soon. This image issue is very important to us. . .

A: Wait, wait, you said your festival is coming soon?

B: Ah, didn’t you congratulate us just now?

A: (Suddenly enlightened) It’s Women’s Day, so what is your gender? . . (Touch B’s pants)

B: What are you doing! What a hooligan, does my being a Barcelona fan have anything to do with my gender?

A: I*, so the March 8th Festival you mentioned is a festival for Barcelona fans? This term is new.

B: I think you are short-sighted. In fact, there is a lot of background here.

A: Oh? (Confused)

B: Let me ask you, how many people are on the field for a football team?

A: This is simple, 11 people.

B: What is 3 + 8?

A: 11, hey, it’s really interesting.

B: How many league games does Barcelona play in a year?

A: This is also easy, 38 rounds.

B: In an average of ten games, how many red cards and penalty kicks will we inflict on our opponents in one day?

A: Let me do the math. . . Well, one five ten, fifteen twenty. . .

B: Are you stupid? That's three red cards and eight penalties!

A: Haha, what a coincidence. It seems that you Barcelona fans call themselves 38. It does make sense. I had a short-circuit in my brain just now. When I mentioned March 8th, I thought of International Women's Day.

B: What happened to Women’s Day? This has something to do with us!

A: Ah! Can you all relate to this?

B: Let me ask you again, do you like pretty girls, or do you like dinosaurs?

A: As a man, of course he is pretty.

B: Which team is the most beautiful football team in the universe?

A: It seems like Barcelona?

B: That's right. Some teams play in a practical and unattractive way. That's a man's style. We at Barcelona are not like that. We only pursue beauty. Do you think we are 38 or not?

A: There seems to be a little bit of truth, but it seems too far-fetched to associate it with Women's Day. . .

B: Let’s talk about personality. What are the differences in how men and women handle difficult situations?

A: This will of course vary from person to person, but generally men will be responsible for solving the problem alone, while most women will ask others for help.

B: That’s it. We’ve been looking for help from various leaders secretly. Think about it, how did Chelsea get tricked last year? It's a pity that I didn't get enough work last year.

So this year we made a bigger investment!

A: It’s not small anyway!

B: Stop Essien for two games first.

A: Knock on the mountain and shake the tiger!

B: Send off another defender

A: Take the fire out of the cauldron!

B; If it doesn’t work, go to the referee’s locker room

A: Flirting!

B: How many goals will we win if we do this?

A: I think I have to win ten or eight of them, right?

B: Ten or eight? That's the first half! With this kind of external environment, I can beat him by at least twenty! Don't get excited, it's not even a penalty kick!

A: The connection with 38 seems a bit far-fetched.

B: Alas, you are too stupid. I can only educate you in easy-to-understand ways. Now that the Internet is so developed, everyone is using digital code words. Let me ask you, what does 5 mean?

A: Me?

B: 2

A: Love?

B: 520

A: I love you?

B; Isn’t that right? What is the abbreviation of our Barcelona TV broadcast?

A: I have seen this, BAR

B: How about abbreviating it with numbers?

A; 8?

B: Yes!

A: What about 3 more?

B: Referee!