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What are the “eight monsters” of Japan in the eyes of Chinese people?

Kanji Weird: The Japanese system of kanji is unique, and many words can easily make jokes if they are taken literally.

2. Strange words: When a Japanese smiles and says "Okay, okay", don't think that he agrees with your point of view. He may agree, or he may be completely opposed, he may be considering it, or he may not care, he may agree and then change his mind, he may be a little hesitant after objecting, or he may be hesitant whether to agree or object.

3. English weirdo: When you meet a Japanese person speaking English, you must confirm the key parts again and again. It is best to let him write it down on paper. "I question you" - I ask you a question (this Japanese person's English is very good); "I never don't drink" - I never drink (this Japanese person's English is not bad); "I understand you question not?” – I think you have no problem, right? (This Japanese’s English is passable)

4. Bathing weirdo: I have to take a bath every day, so it’s clean enough. Boil a bucket of water and wash the man first, then the son, then the mother, and then the wife. The same is true when a guest comes. The guest finishes washing first, and then the family members take turns soaking in the guest's bath water. As soon as you enter the bathroom, a recording is played. It is the sound of running water that has been recorded in advance. It is said that it is "inelegant" for your wife or family to hear the sound of your own convenience. In fact, in some places, men and women have sex bathing, and men have sex. A group of naked men were taking a bath in the bathhouse. A middle-aged woman suddenly ran over and was busy doing this and that. The naked men went to the women to ask for this or that.

5. Courage: "Little Japan" cannot be considered cowardly. A middle school student killed his classmate and cut off his head. Someone in the company didn't like it, and the next day they took a knife and stabbed him in the stomach. But the few "little Japanese" I have come into contact with are all cowards. When giving a report on the stage, some people found a stool to sit on and immersed themselves in reading the speech notes. When people asked questions, they became so panicked that they didn't know what was going on. Some were so frightened that they hid behind the stage and used a laptop as a projector, only revealing the A pair of eyes. People who came in late asked: "Hey, why are there only sounds but no people?"

6. Strange walking: Not to mention that cars always keep to the left, and pedestrians like to walk in a row. Platoon, a long line, like a group of "Japs" going out to fight. Several colleagues in the company went out, one after another, and followed them very closely. If the first one walks faster, the others behind him will follow faster. If the first one goes slower, the others behind him will also slow down. Husbands and wives often go out in tandem, and the same goes for lovers. Even when walking dogs, they like to walk with the dog behind.

7. Strange old lady: Japanese old lady looks like a "neutral person", a "woman", and more like a "man". In many public bathhouses, old ladies serve both men and women. Most of the people wearing colorful clothes in the streets are old ladies, while others are more gray and black.

8. Weird jokes: The weird thing about "Japanese jokes" is that you can't laugh after hearing them. Here are two very cold jokes... Joke 1: A frog from Kyoto visited Edo. Halfway through Mount Hakone, I thought I could see Edo from here, so I straightened up and looked over. "What, is that Edo? It's no different from the streets of Kyoto." The frog was disappointed and turned back to Kyoto. Joke 2: The silly son-in-law was sowing beans. A neighbor passed by and asked, "What are you sowing?" The silly son-in-law walked over to the neighbor and whispered in his ear: "We are sowing beans. Hush, don't let the birds in the tree hear you." ”

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