A classic and funny sentence

1. Remember, dear, the beautiful ones are coquetry, and the ugly ones are wild!

2. You add me to WeChat. You don't talk to me, you don't like me, you don't hook up with me. Are you looking for opportunities to plot against me?

Every time you go shopping, people will tell you that if you really want it, I will give you a cheaper price. You see, sincerity is so worthless!

4. Look at the middle nose. Qi Liuhai looks at his face, oblique bangs look at his temperament, no bangs look at his facial features, and then look at himself and find that it is more suitable to be masked!

Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.

At my age, I will sing softly in your ear, like your body, give you a bag, leaving only mosquitoes.

It's time to go for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society.

Eight. Fat man's motto is: Spring breeze can't blow you within ten miles, and you will make a hole where you fall.

9. It snowed a little this morning. On the way to buy food, I saw an old man fall in the distance. I rushed to help him, but my foot slipped and I kicked him further. ...

10. When quarreling with your husband, don't blame him in a hurry, but reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, think about how to pass it on to him.

1 1. When the exam collapsed, I saw a question, vaguely remembering what the teacher said, but clearly remembering that I didn't listen.

The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

13. "If my face value is in ancient times, I can hold up the whole brothel!" "You mean you look like a pillar?"

14. Teacher: "Imagine. What would you do if a bad guy followed you? " Xiao Ming: "Stop imagining at once!"

15. At that time, when the Titanic set off, I screamed desperately and wouldn't let it set sail. Nobody listens to me, and nobody scolds me. Finally, I was released by the security guard in the cinema.

16. At the party, everyone likes to take photos with you. Doesn't mean you're popular, maybe it's because of your big face.

17. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can stay up as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal, not a meal.

18. What's wrong with my short stature? I can pick up money faster than you! I am fatter. What's the matter? I enjoy more delicious food than you! What happened to my little eyes? I get less sand than you!

19. Am I a successful person? After all, many girls said to me: I don't deserve you!

20. Four tragedies in life: a long drought meets a rainy day, with only one drop; Meet an old friend in another country and touch the creditor; Wedding night, next door; I was dreaming when I wanted to be the first.

Twenty one. Marriage is "knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, but' nothing ventured, nothing gained'".

22. If you haven't found a girlfriend in ten years, come to me. I'll send you a mirror to show you how disgusting you are and want to find a girlfriend!

23. Why have I gained weight? Because I always believe that I will be thin, I just want to get fat and have fun. It's a pity that you get high when you play, and you can't quit. You have a heart to lose weight, but you live a life of eating goods.

Twenty-four How can I describe a poor man like me? The soil is too bad.