3——Funny sketch script for 6 people

Haha I recommend one from Guo Donglin

Huang Xiaojuan: Hey, have you seen our little baby? Little baby, little baby. .

Wei Ji'an: Oh, you should call me Xiaobaozi. What's the uglier thing about this old boy?

Huang Xiaojuan: Let's see what time it is. The New Year concert costs 500 yuan a ticket. Can't be late. .

Wei Ji'an: Don't worry, the concert starts at 7:15, the dumplings have been cooked, 10 minutes to eat, 10 minutes to get excited, 20 minutes to rush to the theater, absolutely no problem

Huang Xiaojuan: 20 minutes? You have a special car! What should I do if there is a traffic jam on the road? What does it smell like?

Wei Ji'an: Oops

Huang Xiaojuan: What does it smell like?

Wei Ji'an: Hey, the dumplings are here, hehehei

Huang Xiaojuan: Hurry up, hurry up, eat quickly, hurry up

Wei Ji'an: I'll tell you there will be no delay unless there are special circumstances Watch the show

Huang Xiaojuan: Eat, eat, eat

(Knock on the door)

Wei Ji’an: Special circumstances. . . . . . . .

Come on, hehehe, come on

Wei Ji'an: Ouch Xiaoshi

Guo Donglin: Ah haha

(The two hugged each other)

Wei Ji'an: Come on, let me introduce to you. This is the real name of our unit. Chengren's full name is Shichengren. This person is as special as his name.

Huang Xiaojuan: Well, hello, Xiaoshi

Wei Ji'an: This is your sister-in-law Xiaoyu

Guo Donglin: Sister Xiaoyu, oh, she is so beautiful (Wei Ji'an haha) This is your lover, you look like my wife

Wei Ji'an: Yeah

Guo Donglin: Really

Guo Donglin: Sister Xiaoyu is so beautiful, why is her skin so tender? What kind of cosmetics are she using?

Huang Xiaojuan :kindness?

Huang Xiaojuan: It’s too real

Wei Ji’an: Hey, sit down, hehe

Guo Donglin: Oh, hehe, you guys are eating

Wei Ji’an: Have you eaten?

Guo Donglin: What are you eating? Didn’t our unit say we have a physical examination? We didn’t let you eat early in the morning to test liver function. I went out on a bicycle early in the morning. Oh, I was riding a bicycle. Riding on a horse and eating dumplings

Wei Ji'an and Huang Xiaojuan: Yeah, yeah, eating dumplings

Guo Donglin: I'm riding on a dumpling

Huang Xiaojuan: Ah

Guo Donglin: What am I doing riding a dumpling? The dumpling can’t be ridden or moved, haha

Wei Ji’an Huang Xiaojuan: Hahaha

Guo Donglin: I’m riding a bike, I’m riding I can’t ride anymore (Wei Jian’en) I looked down and saw that the tire was flat and I couldn’t pump it up

Once, twice, three times, it was stuffed with leeks and chives

Guo Donglin: I just What are you talking about?

Huang Xiaojuan: Chive stuffing

Wei Jian: You mean chive stuffing

Guo Donglin: Chive stuffing is not as good as celery stuffing, so add more. Add some tofu to the fat meat

Wei Ji'an: Well, that's not what you said just now to pump up the bike

Huang Xiaojuan: Once or twice

Guo Donglin: Once or twice can't do it When I went in, I saw that the tire was blasting and I couldn’t take it out. I looked at it, mom, the tire is so big

It’s a big dumpling

Wei Ji’an Huang Xiaojuan: Ahhh

Guo Donglin: Let’s patch up such a big hole. After patching it up, I’ll go to the hospital. Hey, you guys should be cold after eating for a while

Huang Xiaojuan: Yes, Xiaoshi is not an outsider, let’s eat

Guo Donglin: (Also sitting at the dinner table) When I got to the hospital, oh my god, there were too many people here for a blood test and here for a urine test

Guo Donglin: There were so many people waiting for the work to be over. When I look down from now on, guess what I see, sister-in-law

Huang Xiaojuan: What kind of dumplings are there? There are no dumplings in the hospital. I saw my elder brother’s test report (Huang Xiaojuan reached out to take it). I won’t show it to you, elder brother

Guo Donglin: Oops, my eldest brother is in good health. My sister-in-law, you are so lucky after getting better

Wei Ji’an: Look, everything is normal and there is no problem at all. Thank you

Guo Donglin: You're welcome, my sister-in-law is leaving

Huang Xiaojuan: Let's go. I've got something to do. I'll see you there

Wei Ji'an: Why don't we have something together

Guo Donglin: Okay! !

Guo Donglin: I just said that my eldest brother would not let me go. Oh, sister-in-law, you are too much. Oh, sister-in-law, why didn’t you let me go?

(Guo Donglin ate with big mouthfuls)

Huang Xiaojuan: Is Enhe delicious? (Guo Donglin

Mouth full)

Guo Donglin: stuffed with leeks

Huang Xiaojuan: Yeah hehe

Guo Donglin: a little salty

Huang Xiaojuan: Yes

Guo Donglin: Are you jealous?

Huang Xiaojuan and Wei Ji'an: Yes

Guo Donglin: Garlic cloves

Guo Donglin: Just take it if you have it.

Huang Xiaojuan: Hey

Wei Ji'an: Get some vinegar and some garlic

Huang Xiaojuan: Come here, little treasure, why don't you keep him for dinner

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Wei Ji'an: I'm just being polite. Who would have thought that he would eat right after he sat down?

Huang Xiaojuan: Are you looking for trouble?

Wei Ji'an: I clearly saw that his legs were broken Who would have thought that he would come back after he stepped out

Huang Xiaojuan: Look what time it is

Wei Jian: Let me tell you....

Guo Donglin: Hey, what are you two talking about?

Wei Ji'an Huang Xiaojuan: Yeah

Guo Donglin: I have to guess the dishes, don't eat some dumplings here, it's good. Dumplings and wine. The more wine you drink, the more you drink. The more you have, the more you need to get a drink

Huang Xiaojuan: You still want to drink after this. You want to save face and suffer. What do you want me to do? Get a drink quickly

Guo Donglin: No need to get it.

Huang Xiaojuan: Thank God

Guo Donglin: Isn’t this here (Huang Xiaojuan?)

Wei Ji’an: How can you deal with all this drinking? Yes

Huang Xiaojuan: Hey, little baby is here, it’s too late

Wei Ji’an: This is from the same unit, why don’t you be too blunt

Huang Xiaojuan : The New Year concert costs 500 yuan a ticket. What should we do if the two of us add up to 1,000 yuan?

Wei Ji'an: How about you go first?

Huang Xiaojuan: Oh, I don't have any dumplings. I'm even hungrier after seeing how delicious he eats

Wei Ji'an: Look at this plate of dumplings, he may not be enough by himself

Huang Xiaojuan: This person is too down-to-earth and too shameless. You said this person won't get up after sitting down

Wei Ji'an: Oh, please keep your voice down

Huang Xiaojuan: Look

Guo Donglin: Alas, alas. . . . . Are you talking about me?

Huang Xiaojuan and Wei Ji'an: Hey, no

Guo Donglin: Hey, sister-in-law, what are you doing with clothes? You are not allowed to go out to buy groceries. Look at who is going out to buy groceries. Who am I anxious about?

Wei Ji'an: No, your sister-in-law is talking about how to let the guests take dumplings with wine (turning back to Huang Xiaojuan and said you eat it)

Huang Xiaojuan: (sit down) Your elder brother said that he can't ask you to eat cold dumplings.

Wei Ji'an: Your sister-in-law

(Three people are competing... Guo Donglin sneezed)

Wei Ji'an: Ouch, ouch. . . . . . . .

You see

Guo Donglin: OK, OK, you eat first

Huang Xiaojuan: You eat it

Guo Donglin: Look, you don’t want to eat anymore, I’ll tell you I'll eat it cold and you can eat it hot

Wei Ji'an: What a small fish

Guo Donglin: What kind of fish is this? Isn’t it nice to have wine?

Wei Ji’an: She said I’m a human being

Guo Donglin: What’s meat? There’s no meat in these dumplings. Don’t worry about those coming, sister-in-law, sit down quickly

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Guo Donglin: Oh, sister-in-law, it’s our first time to meet you. Thank you brother and sister-in-law for your hospitality. Let me do it. Don’t touch the things in the refrigerator, sister-in-law. Look at you. You’re so serious. What are you doing? It’s good if you don’t drink some wine.

Huang Xiaojuan: Xiaoshi, please drink less. It’s too late and you have to ride a bicycle. What time will you get home?

Wei Ji’an: Hey, it doesn’t matter. I’ll have a drink with Xiaoshi later. If you’re late, stay here

Huang Xiaojuan?

Guo Donglin: That’s right

Wei Ji’an: Hurry up and eat it

Huang Xiaojuan can still eat it

Guo Donglin: What do you mean, sister-in-law? You dislike me

Huang Xiaojuan: No

Guo Donglin: There is nothing wrong with me. I just did a liver function test

Huang Xiaojuan: Xiaoshi, you misunderstood, please eat it quickly. Not hungry

Guo Donglin: If it’s true, why don’t you drink?

Huang Xiaojuan: I don’t know how to drink

Guo Donglin: It’s true

Wei Ji'an: Your sister-in-law really doesn't know how to drink

Huang Xiaojuan: Yes, you see your eldest brother knows that I don't know how to drink

Guo Donglin: Come on, there's no such thing as saying something about feelings. Is there anything to say about whether a relationship is strong or not? No, it’s not about whether a relationship is good or not. It’s over. I always argue with my sister-in-law about relationships. I’m sorry, brother, I did it

Huang Xiaojuan: By the way, Xiaoshi, I have something to do, I have something urgent

Wei Ji'an: Well, I have something urgent for your sister-in-law

Huang Xiaojuan, yes

Wei Ji'an: The concert starts at 7:15 and it's almost time to make it.

Wei Ji'an: I don't have a watch, show me, mom, it's too late, it's unrealistic for you to smash it, you should have said it earlier, oh, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up

Wei Ji'an: oh, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up and get the ticket Take whatever car you see and take a taxi

Huang Xiaojuan: How about you

Wei Ji'an: I'll be there soon

Huang Xiaojuan: We can go together

Guo Donglin: I’m back for a drink

Wei Ji’an: Why don’t you leave now?

Huang Xiaojuan: Oh, then I’m leaving

Wei Ji’an: You walk up first Slow down

Guo Donglin: What's wrong, my sister-in-law is angry (Wei Ji'an is not here) Come on, brother

Guo Donglin: You just said you have something to do and you can't leave

Wei Ji'an: Yes

Guo Donglin: You said you have two tickets

Wei Ji'an: Ah

Guo Donglin: If you don't drive me, you can see that the tickets are quite expensive at 500 yuan. Don’t waste one ticket

Wei Ji’an: Here it is

Guo Donglin: You see, waste is a huge crime

Wei Ji’an: Hey, this is mine

Guo Donglin: You have something to do, can’t you leave?

Wei Ji’an: Ah, it’s not your sister-in-law

Guo Donglin: You don’t feel at ease when my sister-in-law is by my side?

Wei Ji'an: That's not true

Guo Donglin: No problem, right? We won't come back if it's too late. I took her to my house just in time for your younger siblings to be gone

Wei Ji'an: Hey, Xiaoshi, Xiaoshi

Guo Donglin: I kiss you goodbye. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Wei Ji'an: I'm talking about Xiao Shi.

Wei Ji'an: Hey, Xiao Shi, Xiao Shi, no, this, no, this, Xiao Shi, is too here, blame me for saving face and suffering, I have to get this vote back, Xiao Shi. . . . . . . . . . . .

This is what I wrote while reading. Sorry for any shortcomings. zx710203 2009-12-20 08:58:45 Huang Xiaojuan: Hey, have you seen our little treasure? Little treasure, little treasure. .

Wei Ji'an: Oh, you should call me Xiaobaozi. What's the uglier thing about this old boy?

Huang Xiaojuan: Let's see what time it is. The New Year concert costs 500 yuan a ticket. Can't be late. .

Wei Ji'an: Don't worry, the concert starts at 7:15, the dumplings have been cooked, 10 minutes to eat, 10 minutes to get excited, 20 minutes to rush to the theater, absolutely no problem

Huang Xiaojuan: 20 minutes? You have a special car! What should I do if there is a traffic jam on the road? What does it smell like?

Wei Ji'an: Oops

Huang Xiaojuan: What does it smell like?

Wei Ji'an: Hey, the dumplings are here, hehehei

Huang Xiaojuan: Hurry up, eat quickly, hurry up

Wei Ji'an: I will tell you that there will be no delay unless there are special circumstances Watch the show

Huang Xiaojuan: Eat, eat, eat

(Knock on the door)

Wei Ji'an: Special circumstances. . . . . . . .

Come on, hehehe, come on

Wei Ji'an: Ouch Xiaoshi

Guo Donglin: Ah haha

(The two hugged each other)

Wei Ji'an: Come on, let me introduce to you. This is the real name of our unit. Chengren's full name is Shichengren. This person is as special as his name.

Huang Xiaojuan: Well, hello, Xiaoshi

Wei Ji'an: This is your sister-in-law Xiaoyu

Guo Donglin: Sister Xiaoyu, oh, she is so beautiful (Wei Ji'an haha) This is your lover, you look like my wife

Wei Ji'an: Yeah

Guo Donglin: Really

Guo Donglin: Sister Xiaoyu is so beautiful, why is her skin so tender? What kind of cosmetics are she using?

Huang Xiaojuan :kindness?

Huang Xiaojuan: It’s too real

Wei Ji’an: Hey, sit down, hehe

Guo Donglin: Oh, hehe, you guys are eating

Wei Ji’an: Have you eaten?

Guo Donglin: What are you eating? Didn’t our unit say we have a physical examination? We didn’t let you eat early in the morning to test liver function. I went out on a bicycle early in the morning. Oh, I was riding a bicycle. Riding on a horse and eating dumplings

Wei Ji'an and Huang Xiaojuan: Yeah, yeah, eating dumplings

Guo Donglin: I'm riding on a dumpling

Huang Xiaojuan: Ah

Guo Donglin: What am I doing riding a dumpling? The dumpling can’t be ridden or moved, haha

Wei Ji’an Huang Xiaojuan: Hahaha

Guo Donglin: I’m riding a bike, I’m riding I can’t ride anymore (Wei Jian’en) I looked down and saw that the tire was flat and I couldn’t pump it up

Once, twice, three times, it was stuffed with leeks and chives

Guo Donglin: I just What are you talking about?

Huang Xiaojuan: Chive stuffing

Wei Jian: You mean chive stuffing

Guo Donglin: Chive stuffing is not as good as celery stuffing, so add more. Add some tofu to the fat meat

Wei Ji'an: Well, that's not what you said just now to pump up the bike

Huang Xiaojuan: Once or twice

Guo Donglin: Once or twice can't do it When I went in, I saw that the tire was blasting and I couldn’t take it out. I looked at it, mom, the tire is so big

It’s a big dumpling

Wei Ji’an Huang Xiaojuan: Ahhh

Guo Donglin: Let’s patch up such a big hole. After patching it up, I’ll go to the hospital. Hey, you guys should be cold after eating for a while

Huang Xiaojuan: Yes, Xiaoshi is not an outsider, let’s eat

Guo Donglin: (Also sitting at the dinner table) When I got to the hospital, oh my god, there were too many people here for a blood test and here for a urine test

Guo Donglin: There were so many people waiting for the work to be over. When I look down from now on, guess what I see, sister-in-law

Huang Xiaojuan: What kind of dumplings are there? There are no dumplings in the hospital. I saw my elder brother’s test report (Huang Xiaojuan reached out to take it). I won’t show it to you, elder brother

Guo Donglin: Oops, my eldest brother is in good health. My sister-in-law, you are so lucky after getting better

Wei Ji’an: Look, everything is normal and there is no problem at all. Thank you

Guo Donglin: You're welcome, my sister-in-law is leaving

Huang Xiaojuan: Let's go. I've got something to do. I'll see you there

Wei Ji'an: Why don't we have something together

Guo Donglin: Okay! !

Guo Donglin: I just said that my eldest brother would not let me go. Oh, sister-in-law, you are too much. Oh, sister-in-law, why didn’t you let me go?

(Guo Donglin ate with big mouthfuls)

Huang Xiaojuan: Is Enhe delicious? (Guo Donglin

Mouth full)

Guo Donglin: stuffed with leeks

Huang Xiaojuan: Yeah hehe

Guo Donglin: a little salty

Huang Xiaojuan: Yes

Guo Donglin: Are you jealous?

Huang Xiaojuan and Wei Ji'an: Yes

Guo Donglin: Garlic cloves

Guo Donglin: Just take it if you have it

Huang Xiaojuan: Hey

Wei Ji'an: Get some vinegar and some garlic

Huang Xiaojuan: Come here, little treasure, why don't you keep him for dinner

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Wei Ji'an: I'm just being polite. Who would have thought that he would eat right after he sat down?

Huang Xiaojuan: Are you looking for trouble?

Wei Ji'an: I clearly saw that his legs were broken Who would have thought that he would come back after he stepped out?

Huang Xiaojuan: Look at what time it is

Wei Jian: Let me tell you....

Guo Donglin: Hey, what are you two talking about?

Wei Ji'an Huang Xiaojuan: Yeah

Guo Donglin: I have to make a few guesses, don't eat some dumplings here, it's good. Dumplings and wine. The more you drink, the more you drink. The more you have, the more you need to get a drink

Huang Xiaojuan: You still want to drink after this. You want to save face and suffer. What do you want me to do? Hurry up and get a drink

Guo Donglin: No need to get it.

Huang Xiaojuan: Thank God

Guo Donglin: Isn’t this here (Huang Xiaojuan?)

Wei Ji’an: How can you deal with all this drinking? Yes

Huang Xiaojuan: Hey, little baby is here, it’s too late

Wei Ji’an: This is from the same unit, why don’t you be too blunt

Huang Xiaojuan : The New Year concert costs 500 yuan a ticket. What should we do if the two of us add up to 1,000 yuan?

Wei Ji'an: How about you go first?

Huang Xiaojuan: Oh, I don't have any dumplings. I'm even hungrier after seeing how delicious he eats

Wei Ji'an: Look at this plate of dumplings, he may not be enough by himself

Huang Xiaojuan: This person is too down-to-earth and too shameless. You said this person won't get up after sitting down

Wei Ji'an: Oh, please keep your voice down

Huang Xiaojuan: Look

Guo Donglin: Alas, alas. . . . . Are you talking about me?

Huang Xiaojuan and Wei Ji'an: No

Guo Donglin: Hey, sister-in-law, what are you doing with clothes? You are not allowed to go out to buy food. Look who is going out to buy food. Who should I worry about?

Wei Ji'an: No, your sister-in-law is talking about how to let guests take dumplings with wine (turning back to Huang Xiaojuan and said you eat it)

Huang Xiaojuan: (sit down) Your elder brother said that you can't have cold dumplings.

Wei Ji'an: Your sister-in-law

(Three people are competing... Guo Donglin sneezed)

Wei Ji'an: Ouch, ouch. . . . . . . .

You see

Guo Donglin: OK, OK, you eat first

Huang Xiaojuan: You eat it

Guo Donglin: Look, you don’t want to eat anymore, I’ll tell you I'll eat it cold and you can eat it hot

Wei Ji'an: What a small fish

Guo Donglin: What kind of fish is this? Isn’t it nice to have wine?

Wei Ji’an: She said I’m a human being

Guo Donglin: What’s meat? There’s no meat in these dumplings. Don’t worry about those coming, sister-in-law, sit down quickly

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Guo Donglin: Oh, sister-in-law, it’s our first time to meet you. Thank you brother and sister-in-law for your hospitality. Let me do it. Don’t touch the things in the refrigerator, sister-in-law. Look at you. You’re so serious. What are you doing? It’s good if you don’t drink some wine.

Huang Xiaojuan: Xiaoshi, please drink less. It’s too late and you have to ride a bicycle. What time will you get home?

Wei Ji’an: Hey, it doesn’t matter. I’ll have a drink with Xiaoshi later. If you’re late, stay here

Huang Xiaojuan?

Guo Donglin: That’s right

Wei Ji’an: Hurry up and eat it

Huang Xiaojuan can still eat it

Guo Donglin: What do you mean, sister-in-law? You dislike me

Huang Xiaojuan: No

Guo Donglin: There is nothing wrong with me. I just did a liver function test

Huang Xiaojuan: Xiaoshi, you misunderstood, please eat it quickly. Not hungry

Guo Donglin: If it’s true, why don’t you drink?

Huang Xiaojuan: I don’t know how to drink

Guo Donglin: It’s true

Wei Ji'an: Your sister-in-law really doesn't know how to drink

Huang Xiaojuan: Yes, you see your eldest brother knows that I don't know how to drink

Guo Donglin: Come on, there's no such thing as saying something about feelings. Is there anything to say about whether a relationship is strong or not? No, it’s not about whether a relationship is good or not. It’s over. I always argue with my sister-in-law about relationships. I’m sorry, brother, I did it

Huang Xiaojuan: By the way, Xiaoshi, I have something to do, I have something urgent

Wei Ji’an: Well, I have something urgent for your sister-in-law

Huang Xiaojuan, yes

Wei Ji’an: The concert starts at 7:15 and it’s almost time and I can’t make it in time

Wei Ji'an: I don't have a watch, show me, mom, it's too late, it's unrealistic for you to smash it, you should have said it earlier, oh, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up

Wei Ji'an: oh, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up and get the ticket Take whatever car you see and take a taxi

Huang Xiaojuan: How about you

Wei Ji'an: I'll be there soon

Huang Xiaojuan: We can go together

Guo Donglin: I’m back for a drink

Wei Ji’an: Why don’t we leave?

Huang Xiaojuan: Oh, then I’m leaving

Wei Ji’an: You go up first Slow down

Guo Donglin: What's wrong, my sister-in-law is angry (Wei Ji'an is not here) Come on, brother

Guo Donglin: You just said you have something to do and you can't leave

Wei Ji'an: Yes

Guo Donglin: You said you have two tickets

Wei Ji'an: Ah

Guo Donglin: If you don't drive me, you can see that the tickets are quite expensive at 500 yuan. Don’t waste one ticket

Wei Ji’an: Here it is

Guo Donglin: You see, waste is a huge crime

Wei Ji’an: Hey, this is mine

Guo Donglin: You have something to do, can’t you leave?

Wei Ji’an: Ah, it’s not your sister-in-law

Guo Donglin: You don’t feel at ease when my sister-in-law is by my side?

Wei Ji'an: That's not true

Guo Donglin: No problem, right? We won't come back if it's too late. I took her to my house just as your younger siblings are gone

Wei Ji'an: Hey, Xiaoshi, Xiaoshi

Guo Donglin: I kiss you goodbye. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Wei Ji'an: I'm talking about Xiao Shi.

Wei Ji'an: Hey, Xiao Shi, Xiao Shi, no, this, no, this, Xiao Shi, is too here, blame me for saving face and suffering, I have to get this vote back, Xiao Shi. . . . . . . . . . . .