Want super funny jokes!

1

Chongchong: Xiaohua, did you use my pencil?

Xiaohua: No, I’m useless.

Chongchong: Are you really useless?

Xiaohua: I’m so useless!

Chongchong: Alas, you are the 17th person to admit that you are useless.

2

Chongchong: Tiantian, do you have a ruler?

Tiantian: No.

Chongchong: Shameless person. Hehe...

3

Chongchong: Ah Fang, this flower is for you.

Afang: Chongchong, you are such a gentleman. I once alienated you from your classmates, but I never thought you would send me flowers! ――What do you want to say? It doesn’t matter, just say it!

Chongchong: I want to say - Happy Qingming Festival!

4

Chongchong: The greatest tragedy in a person's life is that he doesn't even know he is a handsome guy. How sad I am!

Junjun: Do you know what self-knowledge is?

Chongchong: I know. Isn’t it the one you lack the most?

5

Chongchong: I have to ask you something.

Tiantian: Tell me!

Chongchong: Don’t call me dad when there are many people in the future. It will make me feel old. Just call me uncle instead!

6

Xiaohua: Chongchong, when you die, I will buy you a huge wreath.

Chongchong: Thank you, how much will it cost?

Xiaohua: As long as you die, I am willing to spend any amount of money.

Chongchong:...

Xiaohua: What, are you speechless?

Chongchong: I was wondering how many customers you have to take on to get enough money for the wreath.

7

Bai Yang: This is my new photo. Does it look good?

Chongchong: Beautiful! The 90-year-old lady is photographed like this, the photographer’s skills are really good!

8

Niu Niu: Chong Chong, I want to scold you!

Chongchong:...

Niu Niu: Are you afraid of what you are saying?

(Chongchong handed over a piece of paper, which said: " There are three types of people I don’t talk to—bitches, idiots, and fat people. I’m sorry, but you are all three.”)

9

Tiantian: How about it? How is my singing?

Chongchong: Very good, not out of tune.

Tiantian: Of course, I was born to be a singer.

Chongchong: Singer? ――Colombian gorillas are pretty much the same! You're not out of tune because you're not singing in tune at all! idiot.