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This winter vacation, the teacher assigned us a task, that is, looking for typos in the street. So I chose a fine day, got up early, took all the tools and set off.

When I left home, I thought: it takes physical strength to find typos first. I'll go to the tea shop for breakfast first! So in a blink of an eye, I came to the tea shop, and my misspelled adventure began unconsciously.

I sat on the stool with bread, looking at the wishing post-it notes on the wishing wall, and suddenly thought: most of the wishing post-it notes are written by students, so why not look for typos here! So I started with the first post-it note. Soon after, I saw a typo posted conveniently-"I wish mom and dad good health." After I catch a criminal, I'm going to start "educating" him and make him a "person" again. I crossed out the typo with a diagonal line and wrote a correct "aspect" on it. After I found a typo and corrected it, my heart was as sweet as honey:

Ha! It seems that typos are not so hard to find! I don't know if there are too many typos or I'm too smart, maybe both! So I began to embark on the journey of "looking for criminals". It seems that because I am proud, the God of Wealth doesn't care for me and can't find the second typo. I read some wishes and posted "words that look ridiculous", and my mind became more and more unclear, so I changed many correct words into wrong words. Later, my aunt in the tea shop asked me what I was doing. I told her what was going on, and she quickly pointed it out, "Look! The' essence' of practice is written as the' practice' of practice. " When I looked at it, I found that the typo had been corrected. So he blushed and bowed his head and said, "I changed." Aunt smiled and continued to do business. I corrected the typo again. Aunt this reminder, let my mind awake a lot, changed those who found wrong. Not long after, I finally found a typo "birthday is coming", and I thought to myself: the owner of this thoughtful post-it note is too careless! As long as he was more careful, such a low-level mistake would not have happened. So I changed the word "day" to "music". I stretched myself and shouted, "the task of finding the wrong word has finally been a complete success!" " "

In fact, as long as you write carefully and pay attention to every sentence, the typos in your life can be greatly reduced. Think about it, if we treat a sentence as a person and change this person's appearance casually, will he be happy?