A powerful joke

Everyone else is spending money next month, only I am spending money next month.

2. People who often stay up late will: 1. Hallucinating;

2. Poor memory;

4. Ignorance of numbers;

6. Being delirious. It's nine o'clock, everyone should remember.

Often when a person says "I'm not bragging", he begins to brag.

Yesterday, a couple came to ask me how to get to the hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the direction to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge!

From a woman's point of view, the favorite goods are discounted, and buying them is not to spend money, but to make money.

6. When fate closes a door for you, don't panic, don't be afraid, be patient, etc. , will soon be covered by unlocked phones.

7. Early risers are trapped by money; People who sleep late are trapped by love. You want both of them.

Honey, we can never go back, can we? I pondered for a while and shouted at her, if you hadn't locked the key in the room again, wouldn't we be able to go back?

9. Spring fat, summer fat, autumn fat, round winter, four seasons like a ball.

With Tenuto's baby coming, the husband said, "If we have a son named Fengfeng, it means going to the peak of life." Wife: "Fengtou, you don't know your surname is Yang."

1 1. Understanding is understanding. I still want to be jealous.

Before I got married, I thought I could change the world After I got married, I suddenly realized that I couldn't even change the TV channel!

13. Sleeping is like charging the body, but it is never full.

Go home with interns after work and wait for the bus at the bus stop. A beggar pushed the bowl to an intern for begging. At this time, the intern said unhurriedly, I don't want your money. Your money is hard-won. Be stupefied by beggars ...

15. How introverted is "I am a particularly introverted person"? Just now, my boss gave me 50 yuan more, and I didn't have the nerve to pay him back. "

The young man had a crush on a girl for a long time, so he took the opportunity to ask her for help. When it was done, the young man said, "How can I thank you? I will marry you! " ! The girl looked at him carefully and said, "How can you bite the hand that feeds you?" "

17. Psychological suggestion is very important to lose weight. If you shout "I lost weight, I lost weight!" to the mirror ten times every morning. ! ",as long as you stick to it for a week, the mirror will think you are particularly shameless.

18. I was carrying my girlfriend home last night, and she asked, guess what I mean? I said, I don't know. Girlfriend said: it's a shame. Me: What's to be ashamed of? Nobody saw it! My girlfriend said: I am a sheep.

19. Hospitalization of acute gastroenteritis. It's killing me. My dad came to see me and told me anxiously: why can't this stupid hospital even connect to a WIFI! When a person doesn't have beautiful skin, he will mistakenly think that he has an interesting soul. In fact, ugly and interesting are two different things!

2 1. The human potential is infinite. Some people quit their jobs at the beginning of the year and are still at work, so they dare not be late.

Twenty-two If you are alive, you always have to bear some responsibilities or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate.

23. I took a taxi home in the rain and found that my mobile phone was lost. I ran after it all the way, only to find it in my hand. The driver stopped to ask me why. I said weakly, it's raining heavily, so drive slowly.