Summary of humorous sentences in friends circle sent by drinking

Summary of humorous sentences in friends circle sent by drinking (I) 1. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.

2. Half a catty of improper wine, one catty helps the wall, and I won't go for half a catty.

3. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

4. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart, shaking hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader didn't drink it, which made me ugly.

People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. Don't drink, shout when you see rough roads. Who will drink if you don't drink?

Du Kang is the only one who can solve the problem.

7. Half a catty of wine is not suitable. One catty helps the wall, and one catty helps the wall, but I won't go.

8. If you are not drunk like this, who will sleep on the side of the road!

9. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

10. You didn't know the strength of wine until you were drunk, but you didn't know the strength of wine until you fell in love with it.

1 1. When will there be a bright moon? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid of Qionglou Yuyu. I can't stand the cold at the top of the mountain. I dance to find out what my shadow looks like on the earth.

12. How about two bites?

13. Wine is the most polite thing in the world.

14. I'll do it first. Please feel free.

15. People in Jianghu can't live without wine.

16. If you are not drunk, I am not drunk. Who wants to sleep? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

17. The style of wine is the style, and the bottle is the level.

18. Two cups a day, and if you don't drink it, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

19. lead the whole process and lead the future.

20. Time flies like lightning, so it's hard to catch up.

Summary of humorous sentences in friends circle sent by drinking (part 2) 2 1. You can't get it if you don't drink it. It is really contradictory to let go of a bunch of friends as soon as you drink.

22. Standing on two legs, drinking doesn't count.

23. Qianshan is always in love, so drink less.

24. Women are crazy when they drink, and men are worried when they drink.

25. Drink the east wind and be calm.

26. How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes?

27. Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

28. Drink if you don't drink.

29. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!

30. Going out, the wine field is unbearable.

3 1. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so you should do it with this cup.

I have plenty of drinks. It's better to get drunk after a long night.

33. The world is drunk and I wake up alone, so I have to wait on them again.

34. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. What do I want?

35. If you don't drink it generally, if you don't drink it, it will be unusual to drink it.

36. Drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on training.

37. It's good to get drunk and throw up, and it's good to cry when love is hurt. That's all nonsense.

38. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

40. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

Summary of humorous sentences in friends circle sent by drinking (3) 4 1. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

42. In life, drinking is everywhere.

43. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.

44. Every kind of wine is known to be short of thousands of glasses. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.

45. No drinking, no future;

46. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!

47. Do you drink? The mutually assured destruction kind.

48. The commodity economy is in great circulation, and two cups are enlivened by opening up.

49. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

50. Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

5 1. People in Jianghu can't help drinking.

52. An old cellar and a new cup, two people drink until dark, three points sober and blow wildly, and seven points drunk and go home.

You asked me if I liked drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

54. Men and women have no chance not to drink.

If you can't reach the food, stand up.

56. Back to Jialing River, drinking is soup.

57. I will drink half a catty and one catty, so my buddy is the most considerate!

58. Bai Di Caiyun resigned by half a catty;

59. Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine. If you don't talk much, you will drink more.

60. Drinking revolutionary wine every day makes eyes red and stomach bad, hands and feet soft and memory greatly reduced.

Sisters drink happily and send humorous sentences to their friends.

Sisters drink happily and send humorous sentences in the circle of friends (I) 1. Men don't drink, but they are in the upper reaches of the world.

2. Sing a song about wine, life geometry.

If I don't drink, I won't drink China's good wine. Where should I put it?

Drink if you don't drink.

Never drink, but drink until you are unconscious!

6. Ordinary people don't drink and have no fun at all.

7. When the wine enters the throat, there is a broken voice, like singing in despair.

8. Do you need a reason to drink? The reason for today is drinking!

9. Be able to drink and not lose, leading the secretary.

10. dozing off is better than getting drunk.

1 1. You can drink two taels and five taels, so comrades should be trained!

12. Drink? The mutually assured destruction kind.

13. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.

14. A woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it is. A man's love is like tea. The more it is brewed, the weaker it is.

15. If you can't reach the food, stand up.

16. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.

17. Seven wines leave poetry powder, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines leave legacy.

18. The people who died in the war died, and the living will continue to live and drink. Remember when they drank with us. [Organized by Www.QunZou.Com]

19. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

20. I used to drink too much with leaders and others. My brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly, "Let's die together!"

Sisters drink happily and send humorous sentences in the circle of friends (Chapter 2) 2 1. Talking to Bai Di, half a catty, idle;

22. How much sorrow you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou.

23. You drink to get drunk. I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

24. You can get around without drinking. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

25. The sober people and sages in ancient times have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

26. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.

27. Wine gives courage, and wine makes people sentimental.

28. No drinking, no future;

29. What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.

30. Worry is all in wine and hidden in your heart.

3 1. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

32. Qianshan is always in love. Why don't you have a drink?

33. I drink, fight and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, no one will feel bad if you only wear one dress.

34. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

35. People can't walk around without wine.

36. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

37. The mangroves in Qian Shan are full of mountains and clouds, and the wine is smoked by the sun.

38. Intentionally, everyone is tired, unintentionally, life is drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you sleep well!

39. You're not drunk and I'm not drunk, so who's going to sleep?

40. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

Sisters drink happily and send humorous sentences to the circle of friends (Chapter 3) 4 1. It looks like water and tastes very spicy. Drinking is haunted, tripping, looking for water at night, getting up early and regretting.

Don't drink too much in the morning. How many tables are left tonight? Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

43. People can wander the rivers and lakes without drinking. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

44. The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter.

45. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who's afraid of drinking now, one for you and one for me? Now, who's afraid of who?

46. Drink less blood and wine; if you drink too much, you won't live.

47. Swim all the way to the end against Yanghe Daqu.

48. Back to Jialing River, drinking is soup.

49. Life is rare and you get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!

50. I advise you to drink one more glass of wine. There is no reason to die in the west.

5 1. The wine is dry and big, and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

52. If I want to drink well, you have to pour it first.

53. I have plenty of drinks. It's better to get drunk after a long night.

54. Lead the whole process and lead the future.

55. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

56. As long as we have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

57. Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

58. I want to cry in my eyes, I want to smile in my mouth, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

59. In life, drinking is everywhere.

60. You don't know the strength of wine until you are drunk, and you don't know the weight until you have loved it.

60 humorous sentences about women drinking in the circle of friends

Humorous sentences about women drinking are sent to the circle of friends (I) 1. Half a catty of inappropriate wine, one catty of wall support, one catty of wall support, I won't go.

2. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.

3. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

Time flies like lightning, so it's hard to catch up.

If you get drunk often, you will regret it all your life.

6. I heard that porridge can fill the stomach and wine can fill the heart.

7. A person drinking is lonely, while a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.

8. If others don't know, unless you drink.

9. Acacia for many years, plus two or two liquors, you can say this acacia.

10. Guests will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

1 1. It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

12. Once you lift your ass, you start drinking again.

13. Drink less, drink less and drink more. Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.

14. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is: small wine does small things, big wine does big things, good things have been done for a long time, and nothing can be done without wine.

15. If you don't drink enough, you will lose your mind and discipline yourself not to drink.

16. You know there are already 1000 glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can, and run if you can't finish it.

17. If you can't reach the food, stand up.

18. The biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

19. Too much emotion and not enough drinking.

20. You pay, I die, and we drink together into mental derangement.

Humorous sentences about women drinking are sent to friends circle (2) 2 1. Don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

22. Such a good wine will make you live forever!

23. Drink, drink, drink, drink.

24. The wine is dry and the sun and the moon grow in the pot.

25. Many boys advised you not to drink, but did they take care of you when you were drunk?

26. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

27. To make guests drink well, drink well first;

28. I drank very well. I feel like a dog and want to spit bubbles at you.

29. The biggest pain-you can't get drunk after drinking, you can only pay the bill.

30. Half awake and half drunk, meet again in the dream.

3 1. You don't know the strength of wine until you are drunk, and you don't know the weight until you love it.

32. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than break my feelings.

33. I don't float if snowflakes don't float, and I don't fall if Qingdao doesn't fall.

34. It's easy to stand and talk, but drinking doesn't count.

35. In life, drinking is everywhere.

36. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.

37. Take a bite back and look at the silly drinker.

38. To make guests drink well, drink well first!

39. Excited heart and trembling hands just want to have a drink with you.

40. Move your ass to show respect.

Humorous sentences about women drinking are sent to the circle of friends (Chapter III) 4 1. A drinking partner is lonely, not lonely. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.

42. Sing a song about wine, life geometry.

43. Men and women have no chance not to drink.

44. Emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

45. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the side of the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

46. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;

47. It looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink in a spicy mouth, lingering. Stumbling around, looking for water at midnight. Wake up and regret, exhausted.

48. Feelings are shallow, take a lick.

49. Feelings are iron, so you can't help drinking.

50. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.

5 1. Deep feelings, a stuffy.

52. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can, and run if you can't finish it.

53. Market economy competition, have a drink.

54. Grassroots cadres don't drink alcohol, and there is no hope at all.

55. Two or three performances a day, with four or five meals. Wine fields are like battlefields. Give your stomach to the party.

56. No one can understand your frown, and no one can get drunk with you. Blame yourself for asking for it, and I want to understand that you are uncomfortable.

As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

58. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

59. How can people not drink when they are wandering around the Jianghu?

60. If you can have a drink or two, such a friend is bold enough; Those who can drink two taels will drink five taels, and such a gathering of friends will be formed; Will drink half a catty, will drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate; I'll drink a catty and a bucket, and then I'll be promoted to vice president; You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery lets you be it;

Sisters drink and make friends, which is humorous.

The sentence "Sisters drinking and making friends" is funny and humorous (Part I) 1. Two cups a day, it will be uncomfortable not to drink. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

It doesn't rain in the sky, but it's dry underground. Does it count to use tea instead of wine? This is a bitter drink.

3. Can drink 2252, so comrades should be trained!

I will do it first, and you will be free.

5. Feelings are too weak to drink.

6. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!

7. Drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired; All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

8. He told me that my stomach would hurt if I didn't drink, and I said that my heart would hurt if I put down my glass.

9. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

10. Little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

1 1. I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink. [Organized by Mei Wen]

12. It is nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once, but it is just an excuse for me to cry once.

13. Ancient sober people and saints have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized.

14. Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

15. If others don't know, unless you drink.

16. Deep feelings, a stuffy mouth.

17. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't drink it, which made me look ugly.

18. No matter how bitter life is, the wine will choke, and nine times out of ten it will be unpleasant.

19. Fighting together and drinking together are all brothers.

20. I drink, fight and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, no one will feel bad if you only wear one dress.

Sisters drinking and making friends are funny and humorous (Chapter 2) 2 1. Make new friends, don't forget old friends, let's have a drink together.

22. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.

23. One wine wins, two wine defeats, three wines and two dead wives, four wines and mountains, five wines and four rooms, and six wines are enlightened as temples.

24. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

25. Worry is all in the wine and hidden in the heart.

26. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.

27. Wine is like a woman, and there are gains and losses in life. A successful woman can be intertwined in life and never let go of a man. A frustrated woman, in tears, raised her glass and was drunk alone.

28. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

29. You can get around without drinking. How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?

30. You asked me if I enjoyed drinking alone, and I told you that I lacked too much in my life, except you.

3 1. A word for a lifetime, a glass of wine for a lifetime.

32. Middle-level cadres don't drink alcohol and have no information at all.

Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .

When we get together, we are bosom friends. I'll start with two soothing drinks.

35. six sixes Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

36. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

37. Take a bite back and look at the silly drinker.

38. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

39. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

40. It's great to drink for a while, and it's great to drink all the time.

Sisters drinking and making friends are funny and humorous (Chapter 3) 4 1. Don't cry when you blow it, but get drunk when you drink it.

42. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.

43. Who respects the leadership wine, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

44. People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.

45. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

46. Ordinary people don't drink and have no joy at all.

47. Market economy competition, have a drink.

48. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who drinks today is afraid of who.

49. Wine is like water in a bottle. Drinking it will be haunted. When talking, walking will slip your legs. You will get up in the middle of the night to look for water, and you will regret it in the morning.

50. Drink, drink, drink, drink.

5 1. Drink and talk about friendship. This man is a brother.

52. It's too early to get promoted after drinking and running away.

53. It is rare to get drunk several times in life, and it is even more worrying to drown your sorrows by drinking.

54. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.

55. If you drink too little for a long time, it is difficult to find talents. Take the lead in drinking, and learn from it later.

56. Leading cadres don't drink and have no friends.

57. I won't drink from now on. If you see me drinking again, forget it!

58. Bold words and spirits are heroic.

59. Bold words and spirits are heroic. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

60. Buddies don't drink and have no good friends.