Who tells me a super funny joke?

1, there is a radical who often hurts Christians. On this day, after killing several Christians in the street, he caught a man and asked, "Are you a Christian?" The man said, "Fortunately, I'm not. Amen ... ""Huh? ! ""... before a vine, the tender green drops just germinated, and the melon and cow carried the heavy shell ... "

It is said that the bells in some schools are like this. . . Category: Rinrin, Rinrin, Rinrin, Rinrin, Rinrin, Rinrin, Rinrin, Rinrin, Berber (omit 30 seconds). . . Class dismissed: Rinrin Bell. Then. . . The teacher will pretend not to hear.

3. "What does it feel like to be born out of your mother's stomach?" "There is water in the forest, and then there is a mountain with a small mouth, which seems to have light. Leave the ship and enter through the mouth. Only by being narrow at first can we understand people. The number of complex lines is ten steps, and it suddenly becomes clear. " (review)

4. I remember when I was in junior high school, my teacher wrote a semi-propositional composition "xx Stress" or "Stress xx". We have all written about "the pressure of growth", "the pressure of exams" or "us under pressure" and so on. Only one prodigy in our class has written an expository-pressure cooker.

5. Two friends, Party A and Party B, hired a taxi. A asked, "How much is it to Central Park?" Driver: "10 yuan." A asked again, "What about going with friends?" Driver: "10 yuan." A said to B, "I told you, you are worthless."

6. Once upon a time, there was a toothpick walking on the road. Suddenly, it met a hedgehog, so it stopped and waved and said, ". . . Bus. . . "