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English joke, (homophone) (not too long)
patience
Angler: You've been staring at it for three hours. Why don't you catch it yourself?
Onlooker: I have no patience.
Prayer before bed
Julie is saying her bedtime prayers. "God," she said, "let Naples be the capital of Italy. Let Naples be the capital of Italy. "
Her mother interrupted her. "Julie, why do you pray to God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"
Julie replied, "Because that's what I wrote on the geography paper!" "
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