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Why doesn't Wang Duoyu buy lottery tickets? Why didn't he use the same number to buy a 500 million bet? If he doesn't win the money, he will spend it all.

The team of Twist FunAge was killed in this year's Spring Festival Gala, but the works of Twist FunAge are as good as ever.

"The Richest Man in Xihong City" is the work of the team of Mahua FunAge, in which Shen Teng plays Wang Duoyu. How many fish are there here? Give the child a chance to make a fortune.

In Goodbye, Mr. Loser, he said: Sin!

What's more, he got a good chance to spend one billion yuan a month. A billion, how much is this?

All day long, fish swam, and fish kept swimming. Wang Duoyu really didn't stop. He went crazy in order to get the reward of his will.

Why crazy? Because of the miracle of wills. According to his second master's will, 1 month must be spent in cash in a legal way, and no money or valuable assets can be left.

This limited his attempt to invest in real estate.

During this 1 month period, he must consume goods or human resources in a way that is not higher than the market price, and cannot give money to others or the public in the form of charity.

Some netizens said that there was no lucky draw. Then, the story of buying 500 million lottery tickets with the same number will soon end.

It means that these netizens didn't watch this movie. The first rule of this movie is that you can't touch pornography and gambling drugs.

Does lottery belong to gambling? From an economic point of view, lottery tickets belong to gambling, of course, because everyone wants to make huge profits by making small profits.

Although Wang Duoyu's purpose at that time was not to be small and broad, it was true that he wanted to get more benefits through the lottery.

From a moral point of view, lottery belongs to public welfare, which can help others and satisfy their wishes. However, like Dayu, lottery tickets always pass by the door, but they just don't come in.

Even Nv Jiao stood at the door, and Dayu didn't go in, let alone us!

Wang Duoyu didn't know if he would think of this at first, but probably not, because he blocked the road from the beginning. And asked him how he felt.

In the will, the first thing to say is this matter, and you can't touch it!

People who can earn 30 billion are not ordinary people. And he can think of things he didn't expect.

For example, he can't hire more than 100, and he can't spend it all in a way that exceeds the market price.

For example, go to the auction, buy famous paintings, and burn them when you come back. No! What are you thinking about?

Wang Duoyu, if he did it, he wouldn't get a dollar, which is what his second master said.

The worry of netizens is superfluous (fish)!

Wang Duoyu took the same road as Kelly. Since you can't buy lottery tickets, you can always buy gub? This can not only achieve the purpose of spending money, but also be a stockholder in the stock market.

But Lao Zhang stared at the K line and slowly counted the waves. Wang Duoyu hoped to be sideways. It would be great if there were several daily limit boards in a row!

Kelly was so happy that she went bankrupt. He asked his wife to go out to work and pay back the money.

Wang Duoyu thinks about bankruptcy and spends one billion yuan a month. That would be great. I started all kinds of parties and work.

Netizens think that this thing is in the movie. If you give yourself 100 million yuan, you will definitely spend it, right?

However, if you spend 100 million a month, will it be difficult? All I can think of is investing in stocks.

Because buying a house can't work, tangible assets can't work, and spending money in bars, Rainbow Sicong can't pay for others. Because he said that this consumption can only be used by himself.

According to this rule, he only invites classmates to get together, thinking that this can quickly achieve the goal of spending one billion yuan.

Rainbow Sicong spends millions to pay for others overnight. They go on strike for 30 nights every night, but only a few hundred million. No sleep? Don't you have to do anything else?

Spending a billion dollars is not a simple consumption behavior, but also requires brains. If it's really as simple as telling netizens, the movie will be over in a few minutes, so you don't have to watch jokes in the future.

Don't look at the logic behind!

The richest man in Xihong is about the flower of the dollar. Although there are thorns on the vine, someone still catches them. What happened afterwards?

Can money satisfy desire? In the camera, Wang Duoyu runs with money, but there is also a moment when he wakes up.

Although there is good wine, the expression of eating ginseng is very painful? Still shouting:? Money is a bastard! ? Is he in heaven or hell?

Only he knows. I want to be a miser when I have no money. When you have money, you think money is a bastard! What does this mean?

He is actually pursuing his own heart. He is a goalkeeper at heart. Doing your own thing is more important than getting money.

Many people think that the result of their efforts is to get money. More important than money are interests and dreams.

Stick to our original wishes and remember our mission. This is the richest man in Xihong City telling us never to be a slave to money! With money, our life will be better, but not everything can be bought with money.

What is the dream? Is in everyone's heart, that little dream, although it can't be realized at the moment, but let it lie in Xihong City. If it is realized, let yourself enter Xihong City.

Place your own soul, although sometimes, the soul will sometimes be in the temple, but it's okay, just burn incense from time to time. Say it, you remember. I won't give up my life because of pressure.

Everyone wants to get rich overnight, and there are a lot of fish, but when the ability and money don't match, he has a lot of troubles. The combination of the two will be just right! The feeling of getting rich overnight is that money is so redundant! Have you ever eaten too much fish? For example, my wife gives me more pocket money! How do you feel at this time?