English jokes: good news and bad news

Good news and bad news "There are good news and bad news.

"The divorce lawyer told his client." I really need some good news.

"The customer sighed," What is this? ""Your wife didn't ask for your future inheritance to be included in the agreement. " "What's the bad news?" "After the divorce.

She is going to marry your father. Good news and bad news "There is good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.

"I always hear some good news," the customer said with a sigh. "What's the good news?"

"Your wife didn't ask for your future inheritance to be included in the ruling."

"What's the bad news?"

"After the divorce, she will marry your father."