Who has a sketch or comic dialogue script related to medical safety? -urgent ~

It is not easy to find what you want. Can you two do it? No, me neither. Please check online again. Prose; There are two performers, an old doctor and a middle-aged patient. There is a table and two chairs on the stage. The old doctor speaks first. Thousand-year-old ginseng can supplement, tiger bone antler can strengthen the body, plus medlar soaked in white wine, haha! It's beautiful. But don't drink too much every time. I am eighty-eight years old. When I get old, I want to accumulate virtue and do good deeds. Now that the medical station has entered the community, I also joined in the fun and opened a free clinic next to it, which can be regarded as making some contributions to the elders, brothers and sisters and the people. A middle-aged patient said; My name is Pan Wu Bing. People call me sick seedling. I spend a lot of money to go to the hospital every year, but my health is still poor. I heard that there is a new free clinic in the community. It is really good to see a doctor for free. I'll check it out. The middle-aged man walked up to the old man and said; This is your old free clinic, right? I came to see you today. Old people; Ok, tell me what's wrong with you, and I'll give you a prescription according to your condition. Middle age; This is a kind of stomach trouble. Once you have an attack, your stomach hurts and you often can't eat well. i am not a human being ! Old people; There are many kinds of drugs for stomach trouble in the pharmacy. You can take it according to your symptoms. Anything that can cure stomach and stomach stickiness will do. It can treat and relieve pain. Middle age; Over the years, I have spent all my money for medical treatment, and I still have some living expenses left. How can we afford medicine and treat diseases? Please be kind. You can give me a prescription at any time, which will save money and relieve my illness, as long as my stomach doesn't hurt. Old age; Then I'll write you a prescription. What's your name? Middle age; Old man Pan; What? Expect five C's and six Hu's! As far as you are concerned, you still play mahjong, what's more, your financial conditions don't allow it, and your body can't resist messing around. Middle age; You always misunderstand me. I can't say for sure. I'll write for you, and you'll always know your name. Old people; Say (after reading the words on the paper); Ah, that's the name. How did your parents give you this name? Middle age; Since I was born, my body has been very weak. My parents are worried about my healthy growth, so I took a name with the same meaning as this word (I hope I am disease-free). I can't help it. God doesn't pity me. I'm still sick. Old people; It's hard enough, come on, I'll drive; Roast twenty red eggshells on a tile with fire, then grind them into fine powder and serve them with brown sugar water, one teaspoon before each meal, once a day, until they are finished. You can see the effect. This prescription is very precious and has a good effect on calcium supplementation and rickets. Middle age; I still have high blood pressure. When blood pressure comes up, it is dizzy and unstable. Old people; I gave you this prescription; Two or three pairs of kelp are boiled into seaweed soup. After soaking for two days, drink a cup on an empty stomach every morning for several days, and kelp can quickly return to normal blood pressure. There is another way, that is; Soak your feet in 2-3 spoonfuls of baking soda for 20-30 minutes, and the effect of lowering blood pressure is also very obvious. Middle age; That's great. You always have such high medical skills that you can earn high salaries everywhere. Why are you still busy here? Old people; I have spent enough on my pension, why do I still earn so much money! I was born clean. When I am clean, I will use my skills to create some blessings for everyone. Middle age; Who else is in your hometown? Old people; My family has been handed down from generation to generation. There was once a son who was a soldier at the age of 20. After his demobilization, he went to work in the fire brigade. Before getting married, he gave his life in a fire fighting to protect state property and the lives of others. His wife was very anxious and died soon. Now I am alone, living in a community nursing home and enjoying my old age. Middle age; Then why don't you find another wife? How lonely a person is! Old people; What kind of wife are you looking for after all these years? It's good to be alone now. I am full, the whole family is not hungry, and I am free to move. No one interferes, and I don't want to eat or drink. Nobody cares where I want to go, so I can live like a fairy! Middle age; You are always so generous, and your son died in the line of duty. Does the government care? Old people; The government has taken care of me many times and can't give the government any trouble. It's good now, too! Middle age; Your old man has a high ideological level. I learn from you and pay tribute to you! Old people; Why, the prescription has been finished, why don't you go? Middle age; Sorry, I haven't told you one more question. Old people; As a doctor, you are never outspoken. What is your secret? Go ahead. Middle age; I have anal pruritus because my living conditions are poor and my room is humid. Can I write another prescription? Old people; I thought it was a serious illness. Your illness is also an inflammation. After returning home, grind alum into fine powder, dissolve it in rice vinegar, clean the affected area, and quickly stop itching and diminish inflammation. Middle age; It's right to see you today. I don't know your name yet. Excuse me, what's your old name? Old age; My last name is Gao. If you need anything in the future, just come to me. Middle age; Dr. Gao, well, it's a good name. Gao means tall. The word doctor is your occupation. Worth knowing and learning. I have to publicize it with my friends around me. Old age; You are wrong. Ming characters are dawn, right and wrong, light and shade. You can't call a famous doctor by his name, okay? Middle age; Hey! I really understand. Old age; One, one, two, three, wholeheartedly, wholeheartedly for the public, wholeheartedly, can not be used at the same time. A doctor who can't call a doctor, understand? Middle age; Hey! The younger one understands. Old age; All right! Stop laughing, or we will all become Japanese soon. Middle age; Anyway, I benefited a lot from coming to see you today, and I will try my best to repay you in the future. Old age; No, it is my bounden duty to treat people. I just want to accumulate more virtue, willingly, without any reward. As long as everyone is healthy and free from disease and pain, I will be satisfied if I can make more contributions to the construction of our country. This is my first time in this world. Middle age; You are healthy and refreshed, and you can live to 150! Old people; Who hasn't died since ancient times You said I could live to be 150, so I'm not an old monster! Be content to live to be a hundred years old. Middle age; That's too little. Being kind to people like you will definitely pay off. Old people; Follow god's will. If you die in the middle of the night, you will never live to the fifth watch, and no one can escape this law. People, in their lifetime, can do something useful for others, and the world is worthy of the people. This is our duty. Middle age; After your enlightenment, I have some understanding. No matter how long one lives in the world, one should cherish life and make contributions to the good cause of mankind. Under your careful conditioning, I will definitely regain my confidence, get rid of this sick seedling and make an early contribution to the country's four modernizations. Old people; All right! You should also have confidence in overcoming the disease. I sincerely hope you get well as soon as possible. Let's stride forward together for the great cause of the motherland! Middle age; Dr. Gao, listen, the community radio station is playing the song "Let the world be full of sunshine everywhere"! After listening for a while, the old man said; Yes, our It's a Wonderful Life, the motherland is full of sunshine everywhere! The ending of the play is the first act of _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (hereinafter referred to as Jiang): Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! Who am I? Let me introduce myself first. My surname is Jiang, my name is Pinellia, my ancestral home is Changshan, and I have been practicing medicine in my hometown for 37-2 1 year. Three years ago, my ex-wife honeysuckle and I divorced. At that time, it was like having Ziziphus jujuba seeds in your chest, swallowing coptis in your mouth and stuffing platycodon grandiflorum in your throat! Since then, I have never continued to live, living alone until now. But it's nothing. Men should be hard on themselves, and drink acanthopanax senticosus when drinking! It's a pity that our child Cassia suffered. Because he was busy at ordinary times, he had to put him at his grandfather Pulsatilla's house. Our aconite can be described as gathering less and leaving more! Although life is hard, as the saying goes, saving lives is the foundation of happiness. I treat every patient as my own Chuanxiong and Rehmannia glutinosa. Every time I cure a patient, I feel like a fairy. Amomum villosum, almond, peach kernel, Prunus mume kernel and Trichosanthes kirilowii are all my patients, and I will treat every patient with asarum. No, I'm going to see a patient tonight. I have an appointment to meet him at Zhongjing Teahouse in Xinjiekou. Because we have never met before, we agreed on a set of code words in case we mistook one for another. Yo, it's not time yet. I'll use GPRS to surf the Internet first! (Go back to the corner and surf the Internet on your mobile phone). (Jiang looks up and says, "Zhongjing Tea House is here." Looking around, at this time, Chenpi's hand is clutching his crotch, with a face of pain. ) The two approached, walked sideways and looked at each other. Ginger: Liuwei Dihuang Pill! (making six fingers strange) Chenpi: Ginseng and White Tiger Soup! (Like a tiger pouncing, with claws in both hands and fierce eyes) Jiang: Don't make a sound, don't make a sound! The combination of traditional Chinese and western medicine has a good effect! Chenpi: No, no! Westernization of Chinese medicine is promising! Jiang: Why is your face red? Chenpi: Yin deficiency and internal heat ginger: Why is it yellow again? Chenpi: Too much blood loss (Chenpi stepped forward, holding Jiang's hand and looking eagerly. ) Chenpi: You must be the famous Professor Jiang Banxia from China University of Traditional Chinese Medicine! Jiang: Next! Are you Mr. Chenpi? Please. Let's talk about it in detail in the teahouse. (They enter Zhongjing Teahouse and sit down separately. ) Jiang: Where is Mr. Chen from? Chenpi: (with a strong Shandong accent) I'm from Shandong! Jiang: (smiling) It's rare for Shandong people to look as handsome as you! (Jiang slightly examines Chenpi) Chen: (Laughter) My friends all say that I am the most handsome and handsome beggar leader in the past! Jiang: Can't pee? (Chenpi nods) Ginger: Stick out your tongue and let me see! (Chenpi sticks out his tongue) Ginger: Give me your hand. (Chenpi sticks out his right hand) Ginger: Left hand! (Chenpi stretches his left hand, Jiang takes the pulse) Jiang: I'll give you a prescription. (Jiang writes down the prescription and hands it to Chen) Chenpi: (puzzled) Achyranthes bidentata? I only heard that bezoar can cure diseases, Achyranthes bidentata? Can a cow's knee also cure a disease? Professor Jiang likes steak best at ordinary times. Can you help me change the beef ranking? Jiang: (stroking his beard and smiling) This Achyranthes bidentata is not that Achyranthes bidentata! Since I met you, your hands have never left your lower abdomen, so I infer that your illness is in the front yin, and then I see that there is obvious congestion on your tongue, and there must be congestion. Do you know why I want you to hold out your left hand instead of your right? (Chenpi shakes his head) Because the ulna part of the left hand is the main bladder and kidney; Sure enough! The left foot is sunken, so I infer that you are blocked by blood stasis, which is not conducive to urination. (Chenpi is stunned, patting his thigh) Chenpi: It's amazing. I was hit in the lower abdomen the day before yesterday, and then the urine gradually stopped dripping. Ginger: That's right. The Achyranthes bidentata in the prescription I gave you is a kind of herbal medicine, not hyssop, which is used to break the blood stasis in the lower energizer, just to treat you. To tell you the truth, you are still very weak when you are ill, so you should strengthen your exercise. I will teach you a set of health care methods. This set of exercises is convenient to practice indoors and outdoors. You can practice alone or in groups. Let's find a place, please! They left their seats and went to a clearing, posing back and forth. Jiang: We should pay special attention to this change. Our Chinese medicine believes that the waist is the house of the kidney! You should pay special attention to tonifying kidney and strengthening kidney for this disease! (Chenpi repeatedly promises) (Jiang is in the front, Chen is studying in the back) Jiang: Hold your chest high, raise your belly and lift your hips, look up and look straight, ride one, two, three and four, just right! (Jiang jumps up on the stage), did you see it clearly? Cha cha! (Dried tangerine peel is followed by ginger, which is clumsy and funny.) Ginger: When you are well, go back and practice, and bring the medicine first! Goodbye! (Chen Pi Er suddenly stands up to catch up) Jiang: (Shouting loudly) You promised to pay the bill before you paid for the tea! Dried orange peel and ginger, the first act is over. Act II A few days later (Jiang Banxia is sitting in the consultation room of the hospital in a white coat) (The woman's head is wrapped in a bright scarf, and her movements are exaggerated) Woman: I am 28 years old. I haven't given birth yet, and I am worried about my in-laws. I am worried about my parents, so I can't sleep well. I can't eat and worry about my little friend. He said that I met a doctor named Jiang Banxia Medical the other day, but I didn't exaggerate. Really cured my illness and gave birth to me. (Chen stomps his foot and says, "Hurry up"! Chenpi: Is Dr. Jiang Banxia there, please? Ginger: I just (stroking my beard) Chenpi: You just (looked up and down in surprise), didn't you? I haven't seen a completely different person for days. Jiang: Didn't the director tell you? Another actor! Chenpi: Oh, I see. (Looking back at the woman) Chenpi: Wife, this is Jiang Banxia, a wonderful doctor. He sees a doctor and doesn't check any instruments. He feels the pulse with three fingers, and the syndrome differentiation is not bad. After taking three doses of medicine, he cured me of my illness. What a living Buddha! Jiang: These words are really nice, just like eating a big watermelon in summer, hahahahahahaha! Chenpi: Dr. Jiang, will you always give one to my wife? Ginger: (squinting slightly to feel the pulse) Shaoyin pulse is very slippery. You don't have to ask to know that you are pregnant with a baby. "I am pregnant for three months, and there is nothing wrong with me!" Chenpi: (excited, disbelieving) What do you always say? Jiang: Your wife is pregnant for more than three months! Chenpi: (asks sharply) No! Don't! You can't be pregnant if I don't go home for half a year! The two men were at loggerheads and scuffled. Ginger: It's not too late to watch them wring my back and pinch my sweat. It's not too late to mend today. (He quickly stepped forward to hold Chenpi. ) cingil: Relax. Let me ask her carefully. (pulls the woman to the table) What's the matter with you? Woman: Before I got married, I was as strong as a fat goose. After I got married, I was as thin as a salted duck. My stomach is always growling, and my period has not yet reached March. Cingil: Oh! Master Zhong Jing said: Its human nature is rich and thin, water flows between the intestines, and the dripping sound is phlegm. When three people warm the medicine (Jiang Yunbi's prescription), they should combine the four diagnosis methods, or they will make a joke! Congratulations, curtain call!