Primary school 500-word joke

Once upon a time, there was a scholar in Jiangnan who drank all day and was addicted to alcohol. One day, he was drunk in front of the official residence, and the county magistrate took him to the yamen. He sharply reprimanded him: "As a scholar, you are a well-read person. Today, you are drunk as mud, and you have a great responsibility. Now I have several couplets. If you can match them immediately, the official will spare you once. What do you think? " The scholar kowtowed and said, "Yes, sir."

The county magistrate issued the first couplet: "My hero wants to learn civil and military skills."

The scholar immediately replied, "A real genius can give orders and draw fists."

The county magistrate shook his head and said, "read and learn Chinese characters." The scholar blurted out a cloud: "Push a cup for a change."

The magistrate said slowly, "On the Five Classics and Four Books." The scholar smiled and replied, "The first song is Erguotou Sanhua."

When the magistrate heard that all he said was drinking, he couldn't help sighing: alas, rotten wood can't be carved;

The scholar thought it was the first couplet and immediately said to him, "Hey, how can you get drunk with wine?"

Hearing this, the magistrate blew his beard and stared angrily. He shouted, "Nonsense!"

The scholar trembled with fear and kowtowed to him: "Two jars of old wine!"

The county magistrate flew into a rage and shouted, "Call me!" Hearing this, the scholar was overjoyed. "Thank you, sir. Four taels will be enough."

The county magistrate was ridiculed, but there was nothing he could do. He waved and said, "Get out of court."

The scholar got up and staggered away, but he never forgot to say, "I'm going to drink."

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