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100 sweet words that make girls happy

100 sweet words that make girls happy

100 Love words that make girls happy are a very common form in our lives. Everyone should have heard a lot of love stories, which also played a certain role in feelings. The following 100 makes girls happy.

100 sweet words make girls happy 1 1, I can't fly over the endless sea, not that I didn't, but that the other side of the sea didn't wait. Maybe I will change, you will change, and we will be sweet with others, but that's not my hope. Do you know, tea tea, I hope I can still warm your wrinkled face when we lose our teeth and turn white.

I know you hate me. I will disappear from your life in the future. I won't bother you again. When you think of our happiness, please let me share it with you! Love you forever! Shh!

Do you remember the thorn (cactus) that you gave me? It was sick and its roots began to rot. I used to think it would always be mixed with me. Why are you sick now? I am watering it with my heart, but it will still wither. Why is God so cruel and leave me alone?

Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart! If you make your girlfriend happy

I got up the courage and gave you a cake. At this time, it may be destined to eat more than gifts with me. Feed you oranges, buy chicken feet and make what you want. Most of the time, I hope you eat well. Do you know why? This is what I hope my love is contained in every drop of your blood.

In the face of your concern, the memory you gave me is sad and romantic. I really want to ask you: today's you and me, can you repeat yesterday's story?

7. If loving you is a mistake, I would rather make it worse, even if it is a lifelong mistake!

8. Girl, give me a smile. Otherwise, I will give you a smile.

9. I don't know how long a meteor can fly and whether it is worth pursuing; I don't know how long the cherry blossoms will last, and whether it is worth waiting for; But I know that our feelings can be as beautiful as fireworks and as eternal as stars, which is worth keeping for a lifetime!

10, Duoduo (my little niece, she likes my little niece very much) has been able to walk, and it is very touching to watch the child get up and walk. But also called aunt, once holding her, she looked at me and suddenly called aunt. Did she see you in my eyes? Does she miss her aunt who loves her? Aunt who loves her, come back.

1 1. I always ask you to give me hope, but how much have I given you? I've been reflecting on myself. I want to overcome inertia and study. Now I teach myself tap dancing, which is the kind that Jack and Ruth danced arm in arm in Titanic. Actually, I have many dreams, and now is the beginning.

12, I don't know why my heart hurts. Maybe the alcohol didn't disappear last night. I tried to miss you at work for a while, but I still have a lot of you in my mind.

13, it's so boring tonight. I will send you a short message. If you are angry, please throw away your mobile phone!

14, if one day you feel tired, as long as you turn around, my blessing will be by your side, no matter how far away or how many years, my love will be by your side! love you

15, if you can find someone who loves you more than me, I will bless you all my life. If you can't find that person, then that person who loves you is me!

16, drink less, eat more vegetables, and stand up if you can't reach it; Talk less, talk more, avoid right and wrong, laugh heartily; Spend less, be more affordable, and go home early and feel refreshed!

17, I never said I missed you, but it was raining in Mao Mao outside the window. I suspect it is your footsteps. I looked up shyly, and the breeze and drizzle outside the window still drifted to the depths of my memory, so I tell you that I really miss you!

18, sweet, you are my baby; When I am bored, you are my cat; When I am sad, you are my big brother; When you are spoiled, you are my support; In fact, I want to tell you loudly that you are all to me.

19, is it okay in the distance? I have a lot to say to you, but I don't know how to say it! Take care of yourself!

20. Your heart is still so kind, bless me and love me. Even if I am sad again, I don't regret loving you, but I regret that I didn't love you well when I had you and didn't give you many sweet memories. Really blame yourself!

2 1, you always think I'm thin and force me to eat more. If you leave, will others make me eat more? Will someone scratch my back? I am sick, will others buy me milk? Will others want me to grow taller? Will others urge me to fight for my career? The answer is: no, others can't replace your good!

In the first minute, when you said goodbye, I was angry with you on purpose. In fact, how much I don't want to lose you. I miss your smile so much. Your lips make me reluctant to part. You taught me to kiss and close my eyes and kiss my heart.

I want to make friends with you, but don't bully me just because I am innocent! I am a thoughtful person. Sometimes I have too many ideas to live in peace. In fact, this is all for you!

24. In this uncertain world, who can tell what is true? What's fake? What's the matter? What is right? Let's face it bravely together. Okay? !

25. When the wind stops chasing clouds, when the ice stops turning into water, when the fire is no longer hot, when the stone is no longer hard, and when there is no love in the world, I can stop loving you.

26. If one of us dies first, I'd rather let you die first, so you can leave the pain to me, so you don't have so much pain! Leave all the pain to me!

27, lovely you stole my love, stole my heart, I decided to sue you to the court, what should I sentence you? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

28. A woman's heart is so fickle. Sometimes it needs to be small, sometimes it needs passion, sometimes it needs romance, and sometimes it needs surprises. These are actually not difficult, you can do it with your heart, but men often ignore it. Can women give men another chance when they wake up? Classic discourse

29. Although I can only put my thoughts in the distance now, my heart has not changed direction. There is a lingering sadness in the sweetness of memories, just because you are not around. Every day is always a worrying thing.

30. People are insignificant; The world is small; The universe is just countless small combinations ―― my thoughts about you are a collection of hundreds of millions of universes ―― I love you, you know?

3 1, I originally chose forever, but I have you. Now God has punished me for being a greedy person, but God doesn't know that at that night, a tear from the girl passed through my chest and came to the deepest part of my heart, a place called forever.

32. Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me, I will build a love nest for you, always warm you, care for you and protect you!

Whenever the night rises, I stare at you, write my thoughts into my heart and ignite myself with enthusiasm. Although there is no miracle in life, it is like the eternal tide of the sea. Read this message quietly and bless you. You are so beautiful today!

34. Golden autumn wind, golden harvest golden feelings, golden blessing golden fruit, sincerely dedicated to golden you.

Tonight, I will press the words like the wind with my most pious fingers and send them to you through melodious short messages, hoping to play rippling music in your heart! Let you know that someone has been thinking about you!

36. I care about heaven and earth, only because there is your confused smile between heaven and earth; Intoxicating eyes; Voice of nature; A moving figure; When the elves of light sing and dance in the morning light.

If I were a rose, I would dedicate my fragrance. If I were the sun, I would provide warmth; If I were a diamond, I would dedicate myself to eternity … but I would only say: I love you!

Brush your teeth three times a day with the toothbrush you gave me. I miss you once. Looking at the toothbrush next to you, I asked it,' Is she gone? "Why are you still waiting there," it replied, "I believe she will come back. She wants to brush her teeth!

When the door opened, my room was still empty. No familiar figure is waiting for me, and the bed is no longer warm. How many times do I want you to sit in front of the computer when I come back from class? In the past, every time I was sad and disappointed, you would appear in front of me and surprise me, but this time?

40. There will be someone to measure the area the day after tomorrow, so the house will be demolished soon. I even want to marry you for our future, but I never said so. If I stay in Xi, I will work hard for three years, and you just graduated. The house is basically fine. Let's get married first. We'll do it ourselves. I will accompany you and work hard for us in the future.

4 1. Loving you is a warm memory, a romantic feeling, a sweet mentality, a bitter wait, a warm love that I want to say but can't say!

42. All I can think about is you, and there is only you in my love. Although I have no sweet words, I branded your feelings and thoughts in my heart, and I will love you forever and ever!

43. If I were a tear in your eye, I would slide across your cheek and stop at your lips. If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry because I am afraid of losing you.

44. It's raining, but the clouds are crying. The air is quiet and the wind is going to sleep; Night arrival, the sunset is drunk; Humming love songs, I am already very tired; Look at the information, I miss you again!

45. I buried you in a tear and imagined that amber would be in a thousand years. I dare not bow my head, for fear that tears will fall and break you, break my dream of a thousand years, and let me protect you for a lifetime!

46. As long as I can see you often, I feel happy; As long as I snuggle up to your petite body, my heart will be safe, as if I just feel comfortable sleeping with you.

47. The world used to be lonely, but since the appearance of human beings, it has become lively. My heart was originally lonely, and since I had you, my heart has become happy.

48. In the vast sea of people, it is my luck to meet you, and it is God's arrangement to fall in love with you. If I can marry you and spend my life with you, it will be my happiness!

49. Once you were my most beautiful first love, but now it's an unforgettable memory. Why can't the Buddha give us that happy ending? ! But let me remember it all my life!

50. I don't talk much! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

5 1, come back, dear. Every month (a good friend) comes to visit, you always catch a cold and have a stomachache. I want to warm your abdomen with my palm again. You like my food, I want to give you more rice, and then watch you grab a strand of hair and squint at me, and then grab my chopsticks and mushrooms in my bowl.

Give me a time to say love and turn my heart into a star to fill your lonely night. I have never felt this way, but I am eager to have a beautiful forever.

53. I'm so nervous. When I send you a text message, I don't know what is waiting for me. Dear, how much I need you and want to work hard for you and make you happy. How many people can spoil you like me now? I'm afraid you'll be unhappy in the future and accidentally meet someone. I want to spend my whole life treating you as a treasure, caring for you and making you happy.

54. With you in my life, I finally realized the feeling of missing someone day and night. I miss you very much, thinking that I can't extricate myself and feel dejected. This feeling can only be felt by those who have loved it!

I am an angel sent by God to punish you. If you are angry, I will go back to God.

56. I will build your happiness, make up your confusion, satisfy your greed, yield to your willfulness, and love you is mine.

57. After finishing housework, my mother suddenly asked me,' Why haven't I seen Liu Ying recently?' I perfunctory way: "Busy." My mother seemed to feel something and blamed me and said,' You must have been bad to others and quarreled.' Well, what can I say?

58. There are always things in my personal world that I can't give up. You are my eternity. Although I make you feel desperate and tired, it's not something I can't change. I stopped playing games this year, and now I quit smoking and study hard, but where are you?

59. How much I blamed myself when I saw the doctor. That's why I hurt you. I'd rather get sick if I can. Although I am smiling, do you know the worry and remorse behind the smile? What I can do is to do my duty as a man, care about you every day, and then spend the rest of my life making up for your injury.

Kiss you sweetly, kiss you deeply, touch you gently and hug you warmly. Please remember-I love you.

6 1, eager to see the mysterious rainbow after the rain one day, meet unexpectedly, there is no wind, no rain, just you and me walking in the rain. Hugging in the wind.

Are you busy? Nothing, just want to tell you in a way that doesn't bother you: I am thinking of you! I hope that when you receive my message, your mouth is smiling and let your friends around you know that you are happy! I love you!

63. Because of your enthusiasm, I send you the sun; Because you are romantic, I send you stars; Because you are honest, I send you the moon; Because you are hardworking, I wish you a healthy and safe life.

64. If you ignore me again, I will rush to your house!

65. Looking back is not what I want. Tea, I just want to hold your hand and grow old with my son. Remember that big belly? "How could you be so stupid to give me everything for a small coconut tree and give up the whole forest ..." I forgot to tell you, I measured it, 172cm long.

66. Holding a bowl of fish soup, I secretly brought it to you and watched you drink happily. I'm so happy. You said that drinking it before going to bed the next day might turn into a pig's head, but you still drank it with a smile. At that moment, I suddenly wanted to make fish soup for this lovely girl all my life.

67. The road comes out step by step. Love is bought bit by bit. Life is like this, page by page, really live! I cherish my life and cherish you more!

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

69. Your beauty attracted me. Your smile is as sweet as dew after rain. I'm awake because I know I really love you.

70. The eagle calls the chicken, and the eagle calls the chicken. Please answer.

7 1, the stars in the sky, shining. Which is your heart? Altair and Vega meet torture on July 7. Your heart, my heart, heart to heart!

Baby, I really love you. I know what I did upset you, but I will change. I can't live without you.

73. I haven't seen you for a long time, but I miss you a little ... A touch of acacia, like red beans, represents my sincere and simple heart.

74. If you ask me what I like best about you? I will say that I like your eyes best, because there is my happy smile in them; If you want to give me a gift, I want the second button of your coat, because that's the place closest to your heart.

75. The road to missing is endless; Rainbow brief and beautiful after the rain; Clouds in the air, drifting with the wind; A boat in the middle of the sea, with love as its sail; Starless night. Have a lamp as a companion; Without you, I only miss you!

76. The bright sunshine warms the earth, but you are not with me. Last time, I wanted to invite you to Cuihua Mountain, because I saw the misty photos of the top of the mountain and felt so close to God. I want to hold your hand there and shout loudly: Oh, my God, did you see this girl beside me? Her name is tea tea. I love her very much. I want to give her all the happiness. Bless us.

77. I miss you so much that it has been three days, but it seems like a century has passed. I wonder if your mood has improved? Are you okay? I shouldn't have pestered you and annoyed you the other day. I'm really sorry. I shouldn't bother you when you are tired. I hope you are happy.

78. Think about it, think about it, think about it, want to be with you, travel all over the world, and travel all over Qian Shan, so that every day can be connected in series into our most beautiful memories!

79. No matter how long the night is, don't forget that I am an eternal flame around you, igniting every hope in your heart and dancing for you all your life.

80. I don't know when I can see you again. Looking back on the past, I watched movies together at night, warmed oranges to feed you, pressed your temples, got up to sleep when I was tired, squeezed into a crib and hugged you ... That was my best memory.

8 1, let you erase the most beautiful beginning. I feel a little comfortable after getting along for a long time. At this time, I asked more of each other, so I found the bad places of each other, began to be disappointed, and finally despaired. But you know what? That's not me. I have a heart that wants to take you flying, but it hasn't grown wings yet. Give it another chance.

82. Sweetness, the sweetness of your smile is like a flower blooming in the spring breeze. Why are you smiling so sweetly? Because I sent you a text message.

83. What is love? Not touching romance, not passionate kissing, but hand in hand on the road of life.

84. I am full of infinite gratitude for knowing you in this life, whether it is predestined fate in previous lives or intentional arrangement from heaven. With you, my heart is far away from the secular and transcends the boundaries of time and space. I love you endlessly! If you want to keep your girlfriend.

85. I am happy and carefree, but you are worried and sad; My heart is changing and your heart is broken; Thank you, you have done so much for me, and I am really moved for you.

As you said, there are no words to express your feelings. It's like something is stuck in my heart. There are only two words, that is "miss you"!

I used to think that if I didn't know you, I wouldn't be so miserable, but now I know that if I don't have this, I will lose everything because I love you.

88. If I were a rose, I would give you fragrance; If I were the sun, I would give you warmth; If I were a diamond, I would give myself to you forever. ...

89. Words in my mouth can't describe my heart that I want to take care of you all my life, and words in my hand can't express my regret. God has pity on spoony people, so there is eternal love. If my heart suddenly stops beating at this time, my blood will never boil for anyone, because I have missed the best.

90. God asked me, what do you like best? I said that when I sent this message, 1 the person I received was my favorite. Did you get it?

9 1, soulmate love needs to go through so many hardships, but you and I still love each other in this chaotic world. Although you are cruel to me, I still put down my dignity and personality and stubbornly want to save it, because I can't let go of you and our newly blooming love.

92. When you read this message, you already owe me a hug. Delete owe me a kiss. Save owes me an appointment. Reply that you owe me everything. If you don't reply, you are my lover.

93. Love needs not only appreciation, but also bearing. Suffering sublimates love. No matter how persistent you are, I will tell you that I can't live without you. Some things do not necessarily succeed, but they will fail if they are not done.

94. Happy New Year, happy life, safe life, good health every month, and abundant financial resources every year. I wish all your wishes come true in 2002.

95. I hope we can understand and tolerate each other, and I hope I can be your lifelong companion!

96. Husband, husband, always works for the public. How many glasses of wine have I drunk, and I want to go home and relax! At least do it at will, my wife will miss you in minutes!

97. Roses symbolize love. Sweet love means that no matter how far away, someone always cares about you. She will accompany you to encourage you when you are in the most difficult time, often speak sweet words for each other, fantasize about happiness, rub her ears occasionally, try to overcome all difficulties and go on together. When you are old, you can watch the sunset by the sea, hold hands and recall the past.

98. If I don't love you, how can I be anxious? I miss you so much in every inexplicable day.

99. We used to wander around in our past, but at the moment we met, we stopped wandering each other.

100, people who are willing to spend time with you are people who love you; A person who can read your inner emotions is someone who knows you.

100 Love story that makes girls happy 2 Love story that makes girls happy.

1, "It feels good to be held in your heart and spoiled."

"Do you want to try?"

2. "You are like an employee card."

"punch me in the heart every day"

3. "I like you very much"

"Can't be friends"

"Because I want you to have a look."

4. "How long will you like me?"

"Stay with me for a long time"

"Let's have fun. Let's go."

5. "I can find you at a glance in the dark."

"Because you will shine in my eyes."

6. "I feel uncomfortable at the sight of you."

"Why?"

"I said it was uncomfortable down there."

7. "I don't want to watch Ronaldo shoot."

"I want you to dump me."

8. "The sense of security is actually"

"With you"

"grievances do not exist"

9. "There are trees in the mountains, and you are interested."

"The stars are like you last night."

10, "I want to write a lot to tell you"

"How important you are to me"

"Later, I wrote and changed, changed and wrote."

"I finally found what I wanted to express."

"Only these words: stay with me."

100 Love stories that make girls happy 3 hilarious jokes that make girls happy

1. Xiao Wang's favorite singer is Christine Christine. When he went to KTV, all the songs he sang were "I Love You Endlessly" and "Singing Every Night". His biggest dream is to cure his stuttering.

2, life tips: sleep late = don't eat breakfast. People can live to be 70 years old if they eat breakfast for 4 yuan, so sleeping in can save 4×365×70, which is about 65,438+10,000 yuan. 65438+ ten thousand yuan can go to Bali+Maldives+Hawaii+Okinawa+Dubai once. So those friends who complain that they have no money to travel, what are you hesitating about? Go to sleep late quickly. Travel comes from sleep.

3, the most complicated relationship, the husband raises a mistress, and the mistress raises a small white face. When she seduces a gigolo, it means that her husband's money is spent on his mistress, and mistress Hua Xiaobai's face is spent on her, and the gigolo will always be hers.

Speaking of meteor shower, I sigh that the earth came with bullets all the way.

5. The little grey rabbit and the little white rabbit help the old goat collect cabbage. When it was finished, the old goat gave them a car full of cabbages. The little grey rabbit says thank you happily. The white rabbit said, I don't want cabbage. Please give me some seeds. The old goat smiled and said, well, leave your email address.

6. I have been burping today. Go to a fast food restaurant downstairs to eat alone. I burp and eat. Suddenly, the person opposite patted the table and glared at me. I was shocked. I looked at each other for ten seconds, and then my cold sweat came down. I am definitely no match for him when fighting! My arms are thicker than my legs! Then the eldest brother spoke: Is the hiccup over? That's what I used to do. . . . . .

7. What are the new standards for female silk? 1, never bought a bikini; 2, there is no conspicuous bright nail polish; 3. Never wear high heels over 5CM; 4, will not wear a full set of underwear; 5. Lose weight for more than 5 months within one year; 6, dare not grin in front of everyone; 8. Like to walk behind men; 9. Do not love or love looking in the mirror too much; 10, I haven't changed my hairstyle for more than half a year. . .