All the bad jokes told on Happy Camp 20110507 Urgent Urgent Urgent Urgent Urgent Urgent Urgent Urgent Urgent

1. Why does the rooster jump higher than the tree? Answer: Because trees can’t jump

2. What do mung beans turn into when they fall? Answer: Red beans (because mung beans bleed)

3. What kind of beans do red beans turn into after being punched? Answer: Black Eyed Peas (with black eye circles)

4. What happens to a cute pig when it goes abroad? Answer: Pig (English for "pig")

5. What kind of horse will be born from the marriage of a black horse and a pink horse? Answer: Shy Horse

6. A rabbit is running. It jumps with its left foot and then jumps with its right foot. Then it squats down and runs slowly. Why? Answer: Because it is willing

7. There are sheep, cows, and pigs. They are very hungry. When they see the convenience store, they want to eat...Haitao suddenly said: Open 24 hours a day!

8. There are cannibals who are flying. The stewardess asked them to order food and they said they wanted the passenger list

9. The cannibals came to New York again and saw Teacher He asking for food. Teacher He, no, he is the number one host in China; I saw Xie Na and wanted to eat Xie Na, I can’t eat her, she is stupid, we will become stupid if we eat her; I saw Lin Chiling and I wanted to eat Lin Chiling, I can’t eat her, so take her back. , let your mother eat it

10. Why do people need to go to bed? Answer: The bed will not come over for you to sleep on

11. For example, if there is a car, Teacher He is driving, Luo Zhixiang is in the passenger seat, and Xie Na is in the back seat. Whose car is it? Answer: For example ("For example" is a personal name)

12. Note: A is a person, B is another person A: You have to repeat my words A: The grass is green B: The grass is Green A: The grass is actually red B: The grass is actually red A: The grass is actually green and red B: The grass is actually green and red A: Guess what color the grass is actually? B: Green and red. A: I asked you to repeat what I said!

13. Jordan always likes to stick out his tongue when shooting. His mother said to him: "Jordan, don't stick out your tongue when playing basketball!" Jordan asked her: "Why?" His mother said to him: "Jordan, don't stick out your tongue when playing basketball!" Said: "If you stick out your tongue, your tongue will be bitten if someone punches you from below."