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15 Winter Chinese Diary: Thank you for the urgent requirements of the fifth grade of primary school.
In an ordinary and quiet town, people are harmonious and beautiful, and that is my lovely hometown.
At dawn, people get up early, walk along the river and breathe fresh air. Old people and girls practice Tai Chi, sword dancing and morning exercises here, and all kinds of people are doing all kinds of things, which is very lively. When the sun shines on the earth bit by bit, the students have entered the beautiful campus one after another. The voice of reading came from the campus, and the crystal dew rolled around on the top of the grass, as if listening with relish!
The sun rises slowly and shines everywhere. At this time, there are very few people on the riverside road, and most of them are in the farmer's market. At the farmers' market, vendors are shouting loudly, trying to attract more customers to buy their own goods. As for consumers, they wander around the market, carrying food baskets. In this lively and extraordinary cry, there is also the hearty laughter of customers. Junior high school composition
In the evening, the sunset falls on the other side of the river, like a drunken man with a red face. The reflected water is half red and half yellow, which is really "a round of setting sun sprinkled in the water, half river rustling and half river red"! The dusk in my hometown is very quiet, and the flowers and plants on the roadside sleep quietly in the evening breeze; The dusk in my hometown is lively, and people washing clothes by the river are in an endless stream; Some old women are still practicing waist drums here, "dong, dong, dong", and the crisp and pleasant sound of waist drums pierced the tranquility of the sunset. Beautiful hometown
The sun went down and night fell. The moon is high in the deep blue sky, and the stars are blinking at people. At this time, binjiang road is brightly lit, and colorful neon lights are flashing with dazzling light, putting a colorful coat on beautiful binjiang road, which is even more beautiful and charming. Colorful neon lights are reflected in the clear river, which is more colorful.
I love my beautiful hometown.
The second article: That day, I found the key to happiness.
There is a lot of love in my world. For example; Fatherly love, maternal love, friendship, teacher love, etc. In the eyes of others, I am like a happy princess. However, I don't think my mother has given me enough love. I want more maternal love.
My mother, a hardworking woman, works in a company in Huazhou City. She takes a big vacation every two weeks, and when the vacation is enlarged, she will come to see me at school. In the eyes of others, this is a hardworking mother, caring for her family, loving her husband and children. Indeed, my mother is such a woman. I never deny that she loves me more than her brother. She is partial to me. But I still feel that my mother doesn't give me enough love. I want more maternal love.
On the day of winter solstice, I want to ask for leave to go home. Instead of calling my mother, I called my father and asked him about my intention to go home and eat zongzi. But instead of agreeing, father scolded me. My mood plummeted, my heart was wronged, and my nose was so sour that I wanted to cry. So I was embarrassed and vowed never to call my father again. Junior high school composition
The third day after winter solstice is Friday. After the second class in the afternoon, my friends and I went back to the dormitory to rest. Just sitting down for a while, I saw my mother coming with a rice basket. I was so excited that I didn't know how to speak. Mom opened the rice basket, and I saw it-Zongzi. When I was eating zongzi, she told me that she had just returned from Huazhou, and then ... that day, I found the key to happiness.
It's getting dark, and mom is going back. I sent my mother to the school gate, and she gave me a crumpled ten-dollar bill, which I accepted. Watching her leave until she disappeared from my sight, my tears finally came down.
After returning to the dormitory, my roommates said that I was so happy to have such a mother. Although the mouth says there is, in fact, the heart is warm. After about ten minutes, it was getting darker and darker, and heavy rain followed. I can't help but struggle, because my mother wears thick glasses, and I'm afraid she can't see the road clearly. Besides, she shouldn't take a raincoat. What if she gets sick when she gets wet? At about six o'clock, I hurried to the telephone booth to call her. She told me that she was sheltering from the rain at grandma's house and would go back tomorrow, which made my heart like a big stone.
In fact, I have so many people to love, what else can I force?
On that day, I found the key to happiness I will keep it well, and I will cherish it more.
Article 3: I want justice for my mother.
When I was 3 years old, my mother took me to live alone, but my father never asked me anything. Pupils' composition network
My mother was tired every day at that time. She had to get up at 4 o'clock in the morning to go to work and didn't come back until 8 o'clock in the evening. We lived in Yinlong Phase II for three years, and my mother has always had a good temper and never clashed with others.
She parks her car in the shed every day when she comes back. On the evening of February 8, 65438, my mother parked her car there as usual. She saw an empty place and asked the security guard, "Can this stop?"
The security guard was impatient and said, "What do you think!"
Mom pushed the car in and was about to charge when the security guard spoke again, but this time it was in the form of scolding, and it was ugly. At least I won't say those uncivilized swearing words!
Mom is not going to argue with him, but she is going to drive the car out. Halfway through, the security guard was still cursing, so she got a little angry and said, "I thought you said to let me do it myself!" " "Unexpectedly, the security guard pushed her to the ground, and her thin body was violently hit. At that time, she didn't even have the strength to stand up. The security guard didn't stop, pushed her car down and said, "Kill her ..." Fortunately, there were several people beside him, so he quickly pulled him away. I want justice for my mother.
When my mother came home, she still had some scratches. The coccyx pain kept me awake all night, but I managed to go to work in the morning. It was not until she came back at night that she asked her brother and sister to take her to the hospital. When they go to find a property, they just sit back and wait.
In the later days, every time my mother came back late, I couldn't help calling to ask when she would come back and if there was anything wrong.
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Chapter Four: Unforgettable Events
Time has passed bit by bit, and some things have gradually faded away, but one thing has been deeply engraved in my mind, and I am always worried when I think about it!
In a summer vacation, my little cousin and I went to my grandmother's house in the country. One day it was very hot, and we wanted to play in the river, but grandma said there might be water upstream today, so we wouldn't swim. In the afternoon, we sneaked out while adults were taking a nap. When we came to the river, we saw that the river was as shallow as before, and I thought grandma would really be fine! So we quickly took off our clothes and plunged into the water, which was really comfortable! We had a good time in the water. Just as I was enjoying the coolness brought by the cool river, I suddenly heard my little cousin shout, "My sandals!" " "It turned out that the river was full before I knew it, and my little cousin's shoes on the river were washed away. My heart "thumped", maybe it was the upstream that my grandmother said began to release water. I quickly called my cousin ashore, but he ignored me because he was going to pick up shoes. Perhaps because of impatience, he slipped and fell, so I hurried to help him. The river is really full, the original shallow place has reached our waist, and the current is urgent again. The shoes were washed away by the water. We were all shocked and climbed to a big stone. I really regret that I shouldn't have gone out to play with water without listening to my grandmother. We looked around to see if there was anyone around, but in such hot weather, everyone hid in the house and didn't even see anyone outside. Just when we gave up hope, we were surprised to find a man running in our direction in the distance, and we shouted at once. Near, near, it turned out to be uncle! It was my uncle who invited us. When my uncle saw us, he immediately jumped into the water and carried us ashore. Because of this, we were severely scolded by my uncle and refused to eat. Of course, grandma felt sorry for us and secretly cooked noodles for us afterwards, and warned us not to do this again.
This incident taught me a profound lesson, which I think I will never forget in my life.
Article 5: My mother
She is of medium height, with dark hair mixed with a few white hairs, big eyes and a red mouth under the aquiline nose. She always says things of concern.
She is only 36 years old this year, but she looks like a person in her forties. She sent me to study in the city so that I wouldn't have to live so hard every day like her in the future. In order to let me live a happy life, she was destroyed by years, but she didn't get old, only crow's feet appeared on her forehead, leaving a mark of years.
She is thin and weak, but she can bear hardships. Every morning at one o'clock, she gets up to make tofu. It has long been said that life has three difficulties. She chose to sell tofu. Whether it is windy or rainy in spring, summer, autumn and winter, she always shuttles through the alleys of our village. In the alley, you can always hear her crisp cry: "Tofu, fresh tofu." After selling tofu, she will go home again, change clothes on the ground and do farm work in the fields. "Facing the black soil, facing the sky", she let the sweat wet her clothes without complaint. Even though she was ill, she still worked hard in the field.
Although she has less than junior high school education, she still knows how to teach me how to be a man. Sometimes when I meet a problem that I can't and she can't, she will put down her identity and let others help me find the right answer. I remember once I asked her, "Why are you so motivated? Aren't you tired? " ? She said, "Because I have hope, and this hope is you. As long as you study hard, I will be bitter and tired again! " Her words have never been so profound and profound, without Zou's words, but she always touches my deepest heart. She taught me the truth of being a man, "People should strive for hope".
You know who she is. You may have guessed that she is my ordinary and great mother. Whenever I think of her, I am like a spring breeze blowing through my heart, bringing me care and warmth. This is my favorite mother.
Article 6: My dream
One night, I had a dream. Regarding the war, I dreamed that in the future war, I am a special warfare player, and my position is sergeant, carrying out a mission to blow up enemy weapons factories.
I came to the border post with four teammates. Many armed soldiers are patrolling. A teammate touched the neck of the nearest sentry, but before we could dispose of the body, a sentry with a flashlight found it. "Fire!" At the second lieutenant's command, the four of us shot together. The enemy sounded the alarm and was named "Jiaozi" by the enemy. All four of us have the best guns. However, there are too many enemies for us to overcome. "Captain, I found the enemy's weakness!" The staff sergeant said, "They are so concentrated that a few grenades can make them disappear." "Well, good idea!" The second lieutenant nodded and ordered us to throw grenades at the enemy in all directions. I only heard the screams of the enemy. I looked up and saw that the enemy was bloody. On the way, we also met some defeated soldiers, and we wiped them out with three strikes and five divisions. "Private, go and see if there are any survivors." The second lieutenant said. "yes! Sir! " The second lieutenant said to me and the staff sergeant, "Staff sergeant, come with me to load the bomb!" " "We came to every factory and planted military destruction explosives stronger than C4. We radioed two soldiers: "We will meet in the square!" "yes! Sir! "After we meet in the square, we will go to the headquarters. Explosives were detonated on the road, and with a loud noise, mushroom clouds floated over the factory. Mission accomplished!
Chapter 7: Giving is always more pleasant than taking.
"Giving is always more pleasant than taking" is a sentence written by writer Gorky to his son.
One year, Gorky was ill, and his son and wife went to visit him. When he left, his son planted many beautiful flowers in his father's yard. Spring has come, and flowers are scrambling to open. Gorky was very happy when he saw the flowers blooming. He wrote to praise his son and taught him the truth of being a man: giving is always better than asking for happiness. This sentence makes me deeply touched. Yes, no matter where we are, as long as we bring happiness to others, life will become colorful.
Isn't that what life is all about? Whenever the class needs a blackboard newspaper, everyone will do it together. Although they are a little tired, the students are very happy sitting in the classroom. Every weekend, I help my parents, wash dishes and mop the floor. Whenever I see a clean rice bowl in the cupboard and my family walking on the bright floor, I feel unspeakable happiness. This is the joy of giving.
There is a proverb in China: Lei Feng travels thousands of miles on business, but it is good to take the train. On the train, Uncle Lei Feng scrambled to help the conductor move the chair, clean the table and give his seat to the old man. He never stopped. Uncle Lei Feng not only brought convenience to passengers, but also made himself very happy. It's really a gift from a rose, and the hand has a lingering fragrance!
There are many examples in life: doctors in white coats are trying their best to save patients' lives; Teachers known as "hard gardeners" are selflessly dedicating their knowledge to students, and sanitation workers in street angels are also cleaning roads nonstop to bring convenience to pedestrians ... these are all "giving" happiness.
Let's remember the saying "Giving is always more pleasant than taking"!
Article 8: My "Magic" Teacher
"When I was a child, I thought you were beautiful and led a group of birds flying around. When I was a child, I thought you were very powerful and always liked to hold us high ... "Whenever I hear this sweet melody, I will think of my" magic "teacher.
My "magic" teacher doesn't know the magic of Harry Potter, but she has super magic. She has a baby face of Zhang Yuanyuan, two shallow eyebrows and a pair of small eyes full of smiles and tenderness. There is always a bright smile on her face, and the dimples are always filled with mellow wine.
Teacher, your thoughts and words contain philosophy and are so magical. In our hearts, you are an omnipotent magic teacher. Your voice has a kind of magic, such as the oriole coming out of the valley, melodious, like water, like a song, clear and beautiful. Let us feel comfortable and relaxed. Your magical smile, like a spring breeze, slowly blows into our hearts, takes away the darkness of the soul and gives us a spring with flowers and birds forever.
When the teacher lectures in class, it attracts us deeply with a kind of magic. When we answer the questions correctly, the teacher will give us an encouraging look. From that deep and caring eyes, I seem to see a vast ocean. Every time after class, the teacher will mysteriously take out a "treasure chest", then close his eyes with his hands and mutter, "The magical treasure chest will soon become a favorite gift for children!" Then he reached into the so-called "treasure chest". After a while, a lollipop came out and a beautiful notebook came out. And these are all gifts to reward us. In our hearts, teachers are more changeable than white clouds in the sky and more magical than magicians with super powers.
My beloved "magic" teacher, you are a diligent gardener, adding beauty to the mountains and rivers of the motherland. You are like a spring rain, nourishing peaches and plums all over the world, and you write an ode to truth, goodness and beauty with colorful clouds all over the sky. You are the most beautiful teacher in our hearts.
Chapter 9: Travel around the world and write as a companion.
If you travel around the world by boat alone, if you can only take one person to entertain yourself, which one would you choose?
If you ask me, I will not hesitate to answer: "I will choose a pen."
A pen? I heard someone sigh: you can bring a lot of interesting things around the world by yourself. Why did you bring a pen? My answer is: Yes, I would like to travel around the world with a pen. A pen you like is your friend, and it will always accompany you. If I travel around the world, I will find many interesting and strange things. When these things happen, we should feel them with our hearts. At this time, we should have a pen, write these down and speak your mind with a pen. If you are blowing the sea breeze, if you are in a tropical fish forest, if you are on a majestic mountain peak, you can tell the blue of the sea, the air of animals and the magnificent history of mountains with a pen. You must have kept a diary after this trip. When you get back, open the page and savor it slowly. You will be surprised. You will recall the experience of the trip in your mind, and you will feel how meaningful and valuable this trip is.
The pen is your relative, and you can talk to him about psychology anytime and anywhere.
Article 10: This love is with me.
Everyone says that only mom is good in the world, but I think grandpa is better.
I was brought up by my grandparents. During the ten years I grew up, many touching things happened around me. Among them, what has the deepest influence on me is my grandfather's love for me.
I remember one night, I had a high fever. Grandpa picked me up and ran to the hospital without saying anything. I lay on his back and forgot whether I was sad or moved to tears. This was originally done by my parents, but it made me feel very uncomfortable to let an old man in his seventies bear it. When he arrived at the hospital, he was already sweating profusely. Put me in the clinic and register again. I usually cry when I see a doctor, but I didn't say a word today. The doctor told grandpa that I had pneumonia and needed to be hospitalized, and asked grandpa to go through the hospitalization formalities at once. At the moment he turned around, I saw a little love in his eyes.
After a night of tossing, I gradually fell asleep after six o'clock. When I woke up, I found my grandfather lying in bed sleeping. I saw a few more white hairs on his head. Tears filled my eyes. These hairs are all white to me!
My grandfather took care of me during my stay in hospital. Tell me a joke or story every day to make me happy. Later, my sister in the next hospital bed also came to listen to the story.
Although sometimes mom and dad are not with me. But grandpa took care of me so carefully, and I felt very happy.
Grandpa is my closest relative, and he will never forget my good life!
Article 11: Crazy midnight
Sarah is a complete "psychic". She likes to get up at midnight on 12, watch some scary movies and make rhythmic screams. For this reason, her neighbors are very disgusted with her.
On this day, Sarah was watching horror movies again. Only a small room of 12 square meters was dark. If timid people come here at this time, they will be scared to death. On the other hand, Sarah is eating popcorn with relish and watching TV. Suddenly, a bloody head emerged from the TV. ...
The next morning, Sarah got up sleepily and put on loose casual clothes. It was really interesting to think about last night. This is the first time she has hallucinated. Thinking about it, she couldn't help laughing. "Dear!" Outside, a handsome man waved to Sarah in a luxury sports car-Ouyang, the heir of the European family. Sarah almost threw up! This man is also a man, right? Long hair! As timid as a mouse. "Ah-"With that scream, it turned out that a beggar was begging Ouyang to give him some money! Will he be afraid, too ! "There is no cure." Sarah muttered. Fly towards the door. "Dear, let me watch a horror movie with you today ~" came a weak voice. "No, you pervert, stay away from me!" "Boo-hoo ~ no, people insisted ~ ~" Oh-"Fuck off!" ……
In a blink of an eye, the day passed and it was time for Sarah to watch a horror movie. ...
"Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." Who is it? "The door was silent, just knock harder. Sarah thought it was Ouyang and shouted "Fuck off". People outside are knocking harder. Sarah is very angry. She went to the door and looked out through it. She gasped—"Ah—" ...
The next morning, Sarah woke up and found herself lying in the hospital. "Are you all right?" Ouyang came in from the outside. "You ... you, I ... I" Sarah was incoherent. "You mean why are you here?" Sarah nodded. "I went to see you last night, knocked on the door for a long time, and finally kicked the door open and saw you lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth. ...
Article 12: She loves reading as much as she does.
"Remember, you learn to grow up by eating." This sentence was said by the Chinese teacher. I think what he said is right, because his words remind me of a person, a girl. ...
Her life will never be separated from books. If you order her never to read extra-curricular books, I guess: she will go crazy.
Once, I went to the library with my good friend. When we were leaving, we met her. She said, "I'm almost finished. Wait for me. " Because my classmates have something to do, I'll go first.
And because I saw some interesting books, I kept reading. However, I regretted it later!
An hour later, I looked at my watch. It's already half past four, and I said, "It's past half past four. I'm going home. Take your time! See you next time! "
"The last few pages!" She said to me imploringly. I looked, and there were only a few pages left. I thought to myself: there is only one person going back now, just wait for her. So, I said, "OK, hurry up!"
Later I found out that I was wrong.
Then I fell asleep and woke up to find that she had taken another book to continue reading. I asked, "Do you want to go back?" Ah! It's almost 4: 40. "
She said unhurriedly, "It's still early! It's going to close soon anyway. Let's take a look again! "
"'elder sister' you take your time, I walk first one step! Goodbye. " Say that finish, I got up and left. But it was pulled back by her "Hercules" hand, so there was no way but to wait.
When the beautiful music played in the library, I knew I was off work. I frantically found the book I wanted to borrow and ran to the counter. I saw her and walked over unhurriedly.
I thought to myself: finally liberated! Next time you see her, don't say hello to her again. Boo hoo!
She is the reading queen of our class-Xu.
Chapter 13: Remember a meaningful oral communication.
Today is a meaningful day, because today, our class held a meaningful oral communication class.
A crisp music bell rang, overflowing the whole campus. The teacher walked into the classroom with light steps. Tell everyone loudly that we are going to have an oral communication class today, and the theme is to recommend our favorite revolutionary film and television works. Suddenly, the classroom became lively unconsciously. The students are talking noisily. Some introduce Liang Jian, some introduce radio waves that will never die, and some introduce saber, Yan 'an anti-rape and the great cause of founding the country. ......
"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5 countdown ... 2, 1" is over, and now the real oral communication begins. Suddenly, the classroom was silent, and even the students' breathing could be heard clearly.
It was Zhong Yingxian's turn to play. Suddenly, the teacher gave a warm applause. What she brings to you is "Five Heroes of Langya Mountain", which is a film and television work mainly about the heroic five heroes who bravely jumped off the cliff to divert the masses and the main force of the army. Once again, it shows the spiritual character of countless outstanding Chinese sons and daughters who gave their lives, defended the motherland and died for the country. When I heard this, my heart surged: Yes! The majestic Yanshan mountain is high, and it is easy to be cold. Five chivalrous men, megatron Langya Mountain. Over the years, the deeds of the five strong men of Langya Mountain have spread all over the Great Wall and the whole country. They devoted their lives to selfless dedication and devoted themselves to the cause of the motherland without hesitation. They are role models for thousands of China people in Qian Qian, and they should have a kind of fervent and pure patriotism.
These thunderous applause, like waves on the sea, rolled back and forth, and several players appeared one after another. Take Li Jiayi's Flying the Luding Bridge as an example. Chairman Mao led the Red Army on the 25,000-mile Long March and passed through here. At that time, there were only a few cold iron locks left on the Luding Bridge, and he bared his teeth at his comrades. If he is not careful, he will fall into the rough river. Who can do this except the Red Army?
The oral communication ended successfully, but the mood was restless for a long time. This scene vividly reproduces the thrilling tragedy during the revolutionary war, and another scene shows the excellent character of the great people of China. I want to thank the Red Army soldiers for creating today's peace and laying the foundation for happiness. I want to thank Chairman Mao for his wise leadership. Without them, how could we have peace and harmony today?
This is a meaningful oral communication class. What's the point? It's what makes me cherish.
Article 14: My grandma
After lunch, grandma dragged me to the front of the incense table and asked me to worship the Jade Emperor. I didn't want to, so I refused. Grandma glared at me and bowed. She said, "Jade Emperor, forgive my granddaughter for not being sensible. Don't be angry. Don't argue with her. You have to escort my granddaughter to college in the future! " As soon as I heard this, I gave a little witch-like laugh, pretended not to understand, and asked, "Grandma, do you know who the Jade Emperor is?" "Of course I know it's him!" Grandma pointed to the jade emperor on the stage with her index finger and said. I giggled again: "Grandma, the Jade Emperor is just a fictional thing. You are too superstitious! " Grandma glared at me again and said, "Hey, sweets, how many times have I told you that if the Jade Emperor knows, you will be punished!" " ! ""Grandma said loudly. "I'm not afraid!" I said it bravely. He shouted "Jade Emperor, you clay figurine" outside and made faces outside. Grandma stood up in horror and rushed out of the house, as if she were a few decades younger and said to the sky, "I'm sorry!" " Jade Emperor! Don't be angry! "This is really ridiculous.
I know grandma's performance is a typical superstition. Really, how can there be a Jade Emperor in the world? But then I thought, grandma, this is also for me to get ahead! Hey, although it is superstition, it is for me! As Yifan said, family is your warm backrest, and I sincerely wish the people of the whole country a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! And hope that Taiwan Province Province can return to the embrace of the motherland! I hope people will live for a long time and have a good scenery thousands of miles away.
Article 15: If I can clone.
Hello, everyone. Do you know who I am? Ha ha, to tell you, I am a world-famous scientist-Dr. Green Leaf. Although my name is strange, I am a smart egg. I am the first scientist in the world who can clone human beings. Look at my research results!
I started to invent this machine 10 years ago. Today, I finally invented a green leaf cloning machine. I cut off a hair of my own and put it in the machine. I just heard a bang. A man just like me came out. I was dumbfounded. I quickly counted the hair on her head, even as much as I did. I was too excited to speak for a long time.
The next morning, I went to find her in a man's room. I saw the bed was empty, but there was no sign of her. But the bed is still messy. I looked all over the room, but there was no sign of her. Just as I was about to leave the room, I suddenly heard a' ah' from under the bed. I rushed to have a look. It turned out that the clone Hong Yinan couldn't sleep as well as I did. He slept under the bed and was caught in a rat trap.
It's time for breakfast. I made breakfast and gave it to her. I saw her coming in an avalanche. She ate it all before I had time to have breakfast. I had to go to the lab angrily and invent something more advanced.
In a short time, the clone Hong Yinan also came to my lab. Under my orders, she brought me wires and me ... two months later, I cloned several caterpillars. They are not ordinary caterpillars, but they can sweep away all the pests in the field. The news spread quickly. Many buyers come to my house. I'm going to meet the guests and ask the clone Hong Yinan to take care of it for me.
In a rage, I sent this clone Hong Yinan to the Western Heaven.
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