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Funny quotes for friends to chat with each other

1. Look at your facial features, each has its own characteristics, and no one is convinced by the other.

2. You are a descendant of Archimedes, you know how to play all day long.

3. Let’s go eat fish together sometime. I see you are quite picky.

4. I originally had two hearts, one for evil and one for good. After getting to know you, I only have a good heart because...

5. You only grew your head because Do you want to make yourself look taller?

6. You grew up in a temple, right? That is to say, monks do not kill.

7. Can your play cost as little as your money?

8. It’s a pity that you don’t want to be a cook. You are so good at shirking the blame.

9. You look so strange, is it a genetic mutation?

10. At a young age, I know how to scare people with my face.

11. You are inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people in the world of numbers and letters.

12. You are so good at arguing, come with me to the construction site to work.