Super funny dialogue joke story

Super funny dialogue and joke stories

People who love to laugh will never have bad luck, because laughter can fill people with positive energy and allow them to face setbacks and move forward courageously. The following jokes hope to make you laugh every day.

Super funny conversation joke story one:

1. Ask your husband: You haven’t done any housework in so many years. How did you do it?

?Relying on face!?

?What the hell! Are you saying you are handsome!!!?

?I am talking about thickness!?

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2. Diaosi: Why do women like oily men, but why don’t honest men like us like us?

Goddess: Because you are too ignorant of style. ?

Diaosi: ?How can we not understand the style?

Goddess: ? Come to my house tonight and I will tell you. ?

Diaosi: ?No, you explain to me first. ?

3. Female: Happy March 8th~ Male: I am not a woman. Woman: Although you are not a woman, you are very sexy. Super funny dialogue joke story two:

1. Traffic police: Have you been drinking?

Leiren: No!

Traffic police: Why does it smell like alcohol?

Lei Ren: I drank a glass of beer.

Traffic police: Beer is also wine!

Lei Ren: Is soy sauce oil? Traffic police: No.

Shocking: Is a snail a cow? Traffic police: No.

Leiren: Is the bride the mother? Traffic police: No.

Ridiculous: Is a lathe a bed? Traffic police: No.

Lei Ren: Is the waterfall made of cloth? Traffic police: No.

Leiren: Is mercury silver? Traffic police: No.

Ridiculous: Is dry ice ice? Traffic police: No.

Shocking: Is soda ash an alkali? Traffic police: No.

Lei Ren: Are whales fish? Traffic police: No.

Lei Ren: Is graphite ink? Traffic police: No.

Leiren: Is cement mud? Traffic police: No.

Lei Ren: Is the dinosaur a dragon? Traffic police: No.

Shocking: Is a rhinoceros a cow? Traffic police: No.

Leiren: Are onions green onions? Traffic police: No.

Leiren: Are Japanese people human? Traffic police: No.

Ridiculous: Is beer wine? Traffic police: No.

Lei Ren: That’s right.

The traffic policeman collapsed: You can leave.

2. Little Rabbit said: My mother calls me Little Rabbit, which sounds nice! ?

Little Pig said: My mother calls me Little Piggy, which sounds nice! ?

The puppy said: "My mother calls me puppy, which sounds nice!"

The chicken said: "You guys chat, I'll leave first!"

The little rabbit said: ?I am raised by a rabbit mother! ?

The little pig said: ?I am a pig mother raised! ?

The chicken said: ?I am a chicken Son of a bitch.! ?

The puppy said: ?You guys chat, I’ll leave first! ?

Sparring partner No. 0 said: ? Outsiders call me Lingpai, which sounds nice! ?

Sparring Trainer No. 1 said: "When outsiders call me Yipai, it sounds nice!" ?

Sparring Trainer No. 2 said: "When outsiders call me Erpai, it sounds nice too!" ?

Sparring partner No. 3 said: "You guys chat, let's leave first!" ?

The cat said to me: "I am your grandma's cat, that sounds great!" ?

The dog said to me I said: "I am your grandma's dog, and it sounds good!" ?

The fish said to me: "I am your grandma's fish, and it sounds good too!" ?

The bear said: ?You guys chat, I’ll leave first! ?

The rogue said: ? People call me ronin, which sounds nice! ?

The samurai said: ? People call me warrior, which sounds nice! ?

The master said: "People call me Gao Ren, which sounds nice!"

The swordsman said: "You guys chat, I'll leave first!";