A humorous and fresh joke.

1, husband came back from a business trip, wife: You look pale and carsick?

Husband: My seat is near the front of the car. I'm not used to it.

Wife: Why don't you change the seat opposite?

Husband: The seat opposite is empty, so I can't change it!

A group of people asked the old man the way, so they patted him on the shoulder and asked: Old man, is this Zhongshan Road?

The old man looked at him and said, this is my shoulder. ?

I just saw the news that the wealth of Guo Mei's M family is due to stock trading, and it is said that it has gone from tens of thousands to millions in a few months. Netizens began to study, which stock is Guo speculating? It turned out to be the best B-share: ass.

4. Song ci can be summarized in these eight sentences: the petty bourgeoisie drinks Huasan, and the veteran sits by the bed. The educated youth sings about the ancient self-help tour, and the emperor is worried in the palace. The leftover women stayed at home, and Lori married the prince. Celebrity husband died young, MM is in brothel.

One day there was a sudden power failure and the factory left work early. Master Wang, who is in charge of boiling water, turned off the light switch, locked the door and left.

In the evening, when the security guard checked the night, he found that the electric light in the boiler room was on, so he called Master Wang and asked him to come back and turn off the lights. Master Wang answered affirmatively. No, it's closed. I was afraid it would close, so I pulled it twice. ?

6. A politician came home and said, I got two votes in the election today. His wife said, are you looking for a lover again?

7. One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

He announced:? Son, let's wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing. ?

All the children went to pick fruit.

As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher:? Xiaohua, what did you choose?

Xiaohua:? I am washing apples because I picked them. ?

Teacher:? What about you, Xiaomei?

Xiaomei:? I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes. ?

Teacher:? The children are great! Where is Amin?

Amin:? I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped in shit. ?

Xiaoying borrowed a pen from Xiaoming, but Xiaoming didn't.

Xiaoying: Will it kill you to borrow it?

So Xiaoming lent her pen to Xiaoying?

After a while, Xiaoming died?

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