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What is a funny joke?
The crow and the sparrow met. Sparrow: "Who are you?" Crow: "I am a white swan." Sparrow: "Aren't all white swans white?" Crow: "I swam last summer and forgot to put on sunscreen."
The American mountaineer said to his companion, "It took almost a lifetime to plant the national flag on Mount Everest, but it was worth it. Give me the national flag by courier. "
The companion said, "I thought you had it ..."
Expand while it is hot
Absolutely: "We learn to expand with heat and contract with cold."
Mom: "Do you know what expansion with heat means contraction with cold?"
Absolutely: "I see, summer is hot, so the holiday time is long, and winter is cold, so the holiday time is short."
parent-teacher conference
Grandpa retired and enrolled in the university for the aged. The grandson of the first grade asked curiously, "Grandpa, are you still studying?" "
Grandpa said, "What happened to my reading?"
Sun Tzu said, "Good is good, that is, what would you do if your school informed you to hold a parent-teacher conference?"
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