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The wrong word is a joke. Fifth grade composition

In daily study, work or life, everyone is inevitably exposed to writing. With the help of words, people can reflect objective things, express their thoughts and feelings, and transmit knowledge and information. You always have no way to write a composition? The following is the fifth-grade composition of typos and paragraphs I collected for you, for reference only, and I hope it will help you.

In our daily life, someone always writes wrong words, which may make a joke! No, I've made this mistake before.

When I was in the first grade of primary school, Xinhua Bookstore in Hunan Province held a Chinese dictation conference. My mother took me to that activity. After all the hardships, I finally want to play. I was placed in the second group of the primary school group. It's finally my turn to go on stage. I got into the player's chair. I was really excited and nervous. The host began to report: "Indus." What? Indus? My head went blank, and I thought: What should I do? What is a phoenix tree? The teacher didn't teach you, and you can't write pinyin here. I looked up and said to the host in a gentle voice, "Sister, our teacher has never taught these two words!" " "The words sound just fell and the audience burst into laughter.

I was a little stupid then. I looked blankly at the host, then at the audience, and finally my eyes fell on my mother. She was a little anxious, but she was secretly laughing. At this time, the host said softly, "little friend, I'll give you a hint." Indus is the name of a tree. " Oh, I see. I wrote two wooden characters, Soochow's. Next to Wu is the wooden character in front, and next to his classmates is the same wooden character in the back. "Time is up, children, show me the question board!" The host said. Full of confidence, I flashed the title board, and the referee said I made a mistake. In this way, I was eliminated. My mother comforted me: "Let's go back and learn Chinese characters well and come back next time." My mother's friend gave me two Chinese Character Dictation Conferences. He said firmly, "fairy tales, remember these words." You must be the first next time. "

That experience inspired me to study Chinese characters harder. I know that China's spoken and written language bears the wisdom and strength of the Chinese nation for thousands of years. Extensive and profound Chinese characters need our new generation of students to explore and discover. I must hold the baton tightly.