Writer Zuo Xiaoqi, you are such a person.

When I talk about Zuo Xiaoqi, I'm struggling with how to describe this guy.

love to work, but also stingy! Although this is his self-mockery, I have to say that it is really in line with the facts, and he is quite self-aware in this respect. If you can accurately understand yourself and show no doubt, this guy can do it.

jump out of his physique to start a company, build a personal brand of "Zuo Xiaoqi's Book Bar", publish a book in a limited edition, dare to give a speech in a university with standard dialect, but can drink coffee as water instead of drinks. What's more, he was so painful that he committed suicide due to depression after breaking up, but failed to think that a few bottles of beer would bring him back to life with blood the next day ... It seems that there is nothing he can't do. But also super stingy. There are at least 5 or 6 restaurants within a few kilometers of his residence in Fiona Fang. He has eaten them all, and he never bought them himself. I invited him to eat 7% of them. "Inadvertent friends" deserved my bad luck.

teasing is the sequela of youth

narcissism, teasing, nervousness, high emotional intelligence, quick response, talent, full of humor and literary youth ... This is my impression of him. Let's use these words to summarize Zuo Xiaoqi in my eyes for the time being. In his impression, I guess I am the same, because we are quite similar in many aspects. He is seven days older than me, all Aquarius, all AB-type, all funny and nonsense, all young and frivolous in the bones of literature and art, and all bohemian in the late youth.

I blush when I see a beautiful girl I don't know

When we are together, Xiaoqi looks the youngest, the oldest, and the youngest looks the oldest. Xiaoqi has a natural baby face, and the word "teenager" is the most appropriate to describe him. He loves to laugh so much that crow's feet come out when he laughs. I wonder how much this guy can laugh every day and how low his laughter is. I have heard many friends of Xiaoqi say that Zuo Xiaoqi's smile is exactly the same as that of ten years ago, and it should be so sincere in another ten years.

There is a very interesting phenomenon. When he meets strangers, especially girls, he will be shy, sometimes he will blush, and he will look like a graceful little girl with shame. I don't know how cute and interesting he is. But don't be deceived by a temporary affectation. As long as he is familiar with you, no matter who his uncle is, he will talk about your doubt about life, which is funny, unscrupulous and bohemian.

it's our greatest pleasure to harm others and not benefit ourselves

He is a child with high emotional intelligence, and he can push me to my level (narcissism). He has a quick reaction and a lively brain. He learns a lot of things very quickly, too. He is a person who can be a master of learning as long as he is willing to work hard, but he has become a scum! I heard that he was invincible when he was in middle school. He dared to sleep in the examination room of the senior high school entrance examination. Finally, the invigilator woke him up. When he was in high school, he dared to kiss the beauty queen and stare at the teacher. It is strange that he was not killed at that time. He likes hurting people very much, but it's not personal. It's just a joke. "Harming others is not good for ourselves" is our greatest pleasure. He is my only opponent. When we are together, we like to hurt each other. He hurts me, I hurt him, and everyone will not give in. Basically, we can get even.

The happiest thing is that when there are other people present besides us, then he should be careful. We will work together very tacitly to harm another person, and almost no one dares to quarrel with us.

Duan Zishou is a good nanny

Zuo Xiaoqi is a super Duan Zishou. From time to time, one or two jokes pop up in his mouth, sometimes making people laugh and sometimes making people laugh. He often puts me in jokes, and sometimes he really wants to beat him to death. If it weren't for beating him, I guess I would have turned against him. Of course, you will be very happy with him. His jokes and jokes seem to be endless, and there will always be new ones.

His heart is very delicate, he can take care of people, and he is considerate of his friends. He is a good boy and should be a good nanny at home in the future.

We are all pure masters in Shandong

I have known Zuo Xiaoqi for nearly three years. At the beginning of 215, I came to Beijing alone to work hard, and at that time I met this sven guy through my friends. At first, it was quite gentle, but later I found out that I was cheated by him, and I was bullied by him after I got familiar with it. However, it is increasingly found that many of our personalities are too speculative, and they are both fellow villagers in Shandong, who can be teased together, so we have been fighting.

We only pursue a happy and comfortable life together, secretly look at beautiful women together, talk crazily together, and exert positive energy together ...

Don't send photos in a circle of friends

The most irritating thing is that whenever I send photos of him to a circle of friends, there will always be girls asking, who is that little brother, so handsome, can you recommend a WeChat to me, whenever. Does Shuai Neng eat as a meal? Really can! Many of my friends of the opposite sex have become his fans, and many of them have bought his book "Give me back a domineering youth", which is expensive to death but sells very well, because his book is a limited edition, the price is a few dollars more expensive than ordinary books on the market, and it is still difficult to buy it now.

After reading his book, many friends told me that I cried. This is Zuo Xiaoqi's talent. Narcissism is also valuable. He is handsome and can write books. He always feels that he should not lack a girlfriend, but he has been single for a long time after a relationship injury. Some people say that he was born with a peach blossom, but he chose to walk alone when he was born with a peach blossom.

I want to read his books. He politely said that you can take as many as you want. The first time I saw him so generous, I couldn't miss the opportunity, so I took three books from his bookcase. To your surprise, when I turned around, I saw this bastard Zuo Xiaoqi take my wallet and consciously took 1 yuan from it. Robbery! His name is really right, Zuo Xiaoqi, just being stingy! ! ! But later, I realized his meanness. He invested all his manuscript fees and the money he earned from selling books in public welfare projects, and also founded the offline experience store "Zuo Xiaoqi's Public Welfare Book Bar", which is in cooperation with Beijing Wukesong Half-Partner Cafe, aiming at giving people a free reading environment and promoting the public to develop good habits of reading and learning.

He said: If books sell better in the future, I will open more books.

Actually, I don't know how to describe Zuo Xiaoqi at this point, because he has been walking on the road of "getting better". Maybe tomorrow, he will get better again.

Jiang Hushui is too deep to make friends carefully, but Zuo Xiaoqi is a "bad friend" and I would like to make friends for life.

(Zhou Daxian writes Zuo Xiaoqi)