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Friends, is it wired for fools to sell eggs? It is urgent. . .
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There is a joke that a fool sells eggs and shouts a dollar all over the street. Someone wants 50 cents for one. The fool said: one dollar and twenty-five cents is not for sale! The reason for being a fool is more than one yuan and fifty cents. China Football can be the first fool to sell eggs, and that egg is the draw for the top ten.
The Top Ten Competition is undoubtedly a big egg, but there has been a misunderstanding in China football for many years. I always want to sell all my eggs at once and keep money in my hand, but the competition for the top ten is undoubtedly not as simple as a dollar. After all, the top ten is not a one-on-one fight, but ten rounds. After all, football match is not a fight, but a process of fighting spirit. Any pedantic and short-sighted result can only be to turn all calculations into ". What's more, everyone who enters the top ten is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and the contingency of football matches can not be ignored. Who would have thought that Cameroon, played by nine people, would win Argentina, and who would have thought that teetering Argentina almost won the cup! One or two games won't decide anything!
Maybe China will lose to Iranian football in strength, maybe it will lose miserably, but what does that mean and what can it prove? China football in Dalian Jinzhou once lost 2-4 to Iranians, and Teheran suffered a 4-0 defeat, but this is definitely not the most important reason for that failure. It didn't play such a big role in that failure, at best, it was just a cat in the mirror. Looking back, Iran can beat us 4-0, or it can be easily overturned by its West Asian brothers. If Fan Zhiyi scored a penalty in Saudi Arabia, if the Kuwaitis didn't put it out later, if many people could, then it was definitely not China fans or even Wang Junsheng who cried.
China football has been trying to avoid it, first South Korea, then Iran, but it is inevitable that it is its own mistakes. But it is always embellished as a joke in the tragedy of capsizing in the gutter again and again. All calculations can only be established when the sink is overturned. If Ma Pingchuan can move forward, a little bump can overthrow it. If you encounter Iran in the next top ten, and if you beat the rest of your opponents in the next top ten, what's the harm even if you lose to Iran by 8 goals?
After all, the World Cup qualifiers are a long journey, and the idea and calculation of counting on one or two games is undoubtedly as naive and ridiculous as not selling a dollar and two fifty cents. Football in China needs to be calculated, but we need to understand a truth-fifty cents a piece will definitely sell for more than one piece!
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