Funny and humorous classic personality signature

Humorous personality signatures often make people laugh. Those humorous sentences often make people feel relaxed and happy. Now please enjoy the first model network.

When will there be a bright moon? Look up at yourself.

As a typical failure, you are too successful.

Handsome is useless, and it was not eaten by a single soldier in the end.

From heaven to hell, I pass by!

Don't complain that the dog follows hellip if there are steamed buns.

When quarreling, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

My biggest weakness is lack of money.

Come on, it's for bread, not water.

You are welcome to call me.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

Is gold, always spend; It is a mirror, always reflecting hellip.

Don't try to teach pigs to sing, it will not only be fruitless, but also make pigs unhappy!

Let me kneel on the washboard, I can't stand electric heating!

QQ has been hanging all day these days, and no one loves it after work except those who have nothing to do at work.

I don't care whether you brush your teeth or not, you tell me where my facial cleanser is!

I told you not to force me. If you do this, I will play dead for you!

Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

Not afraid of the enemy like a tiger, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

Waiter, give me a cup of milk tea, more tea and less milk, hellip

Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. Everyone thought it was beautiful to see a sow the other day, hellip

My friend's name on his girlfriend's mobile phone is him. Then they broke up and became him.

Don't say others are mentally ill. The premise of mental illness is to have a brain.

Stars can be more famous if they take off their clothes a little, but I was caught taking off my clothes!

The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest. Those with wings are not necessarily angels, but also birds!

Friends around me, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

Too many people despise me. Who are you?

I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror; When we are old, the mirror is flat.

Pigs have pig ideas, and people have people's ideas. If a pig has an idea, it's not a pig, it's Bajie!

Two farmers brag-all the chickens on our farm eat tea and tea eggs. Our farm gives the chicken a wallet to lay poached eggs, hellip.

It is normal to eat metal wire for breakfast, which shows that our logistics comes in strict accordance with the order of cooking first.

Is money important? I think sometimes it doesn't matter. I can't believe I threw you into a nobody's land. Ten days later, I will choose one million yuan and a bowl of rice for you. You will definitely choose rice!

God lied to everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, if I don't go to hell, who will?

Half-hearted: reassure parents, make lovers happy, make leaders worry-free, be kind to women and be casual to men.

What people fear most is not death, but regret.

I don't want to sleep except at bedtime.

If your ex-boyfriend and your current boyfriend fall into the river at the same time, will you be my girlfriend?

Let me live in your heart or your quilt.

I like pictures, Theo. You think you are visiting Taobao.

As a mobile phone, is it easy for me to raise you? I give you so much pocket money every month and play with you every day. You wouldn't rob someone if they gave you a red envelope. Let me poke you in the head. You moved, embarrassing your mobile phone? Go ahead!

If beauty is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime.

It's naive to fall in love with someone just by chatting. Mature and wise people know how to flip through photo albums.

Watch Korean dramas and change husbands.

It's funny that people always say I have a bad temper. It would be great if someone like me had a good temper.

My mother asked me why I didn't clean the room and joked that I was a beauty in a messy room.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human!

Love is a person's heart, marriage is a person's heart and love is a person's heart.

Positive thinking leads to positive life, and negative thinking leads to negative life.