A joke: it's cold in hot weather and cold in mood.

A joke: it's cold in hot weather and cold in mood.

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1, my brother taught me to be quick in ten accidents and nine times.

Me: Maybe next time?

He thought for a moment: the driver is very handsome.

2. Going to a supermarket to buy things, I saw a man ask the boss:? Boss, do you have a Dove battery? ?

The boss looked blankly for a while and said, We have Fu Nan chocolate here! ! ?

Shi Tian took his apprentice to catch ghosts. They came to a haunted house. Shi Tian wanted to test his apprentice and asked him: Did you see anything?

The apprentice said:? The door of the house is inexplicably opened and closed for a while, and repeated for dozens of times, indicating that there must be many ghosts in and out of this room! ?

Shi Tian slapped and shouted? Are you blind? Only a ghost is there, and there is a walnut in the door! ?

4, get reliable information, at night 10: 40, drug dealers will trade in an abandoned factory in the suburbs.

In the trading place, the experienced policeman Wang has been ambushing for a long time. He hid in the nearby grass, holding a gun and sleeping soundly without blinking.

5. Little Wang Mai bought a time machine. Due to the limitation of technology, the time machine can only take him back to one minute before he died.

Xiao Wang is only 20 years old and unmarried. Thinking about the future may have reached the peak of his life. Before his death, many dignitaries came to visit him, and at worst, they could see their children's achievements. I can't help but feel itchy here.

Sitting in the time machine, I only heard the prompt:? Hello, please fasten your seat belt. ?

Yes, the machine will run at the speed of light for a while. You can handle it yourself.

? Hello, please turn off your mobile phone. ?

By the way, there is a flight mode when flying.

Xiao Wang's hands tremble at the thought of seeing himself in the future.

? Hello, there are 60 seconds before the time machine explodes. ?

6. According to incomplete statistics, this statistic is incomplete.

7. Who would have thought that America's neighbor was actually USB?

8. If you lose the game, it must be your teammates. If my teammates are good, I can win without them.

9. The only lesson people get from history is that people never learn from history!

10、? Why are there so many homosexuals in our country?

? Because of the large population base?

1 1, run, brother, her husband is back.

12, in order to do what you like, you can't just do what you like.

13, everyone who knows me knows that no one knows me at all.

14, the so-called loneliness means that some people have nothing to say and some people have nothing to say.

15、? If you are unhappy at work, why go to work?

? Because I am very happy after work. ?

16、? I hope we can all be carved into better shapes by time. ?

? Bodybuilding is carving, and obesity is squeezing plasticine. . . ?

17, I said before, I compare? It's good, because the photos are almost the same as ID cards. That kind of photo is disfigured.

Now it is said that the photos are better than mine, because they are unrecognizable and I don't even know my own mother!

18, heaven rewards diligence, tunnel rewards diligence, I said: worry about money.

19, Dou Erdun with blue face stole the royal horse, but Grandpa Mao with red face didn't spend enough.

20. male:? Honey, I took my son to the hospital for a physical examination today. The doctor said our son is not mine. ?

Woman:? Old. . . Honey, let me explain. . . ? ,

Man:? Don't explain, I'm going to kill the doctor, he knows too much! ?

2 1, quadratic function often laughs at the first function, but the first function can't understand the reason until one day the third function cries and tells it:? That's because we have no lower limit! ?

22. Deyun Society went to Africa to establish an alliance and was taken away by cannibals.

The secretary said:? Who's Yun-peng Yue? Come out! ?

There was no response for a long time, but the officer had a brainwave and whispered, one meal can eat two adults. ?

At this moment, I only heard a clear voice in the crowd:? God, is it so amazing?

23、? It's not an alarm clock that wakes me up every day, it's a dream! ?

? So, what is your dream?

? My dream is to sleep until 12 noon every day! ?

24. I just got paid yesterday and have money. I want to be extravagant the next day.

I went shopping early the next morning and stopped a car. The driver looked at me when I got on the bus. I waved and said, don't ask me where I'm going, just drive. I'll count the money in the meter then and make sure you don't lose a dime! ?

The driver glanced at me and said contemptuously, either swipe your card, coin it or get out! ?

I was so scared that I quickly threw in a dollar. These people really have no brains and don't make money!

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