Classic funny allegorical sayings and answers, classic funny allegorical sayings and answers

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Straighten the dog's leg-impossible; Can't do

Selling tofu with a trailer-the shelf is not small; What a big shelf

Pull the champion and call his brother-in-law-want to climb up.

Borrowing a fan in the twelfth lunar month-too angry; suddenly

Selling bean jelly in the twelfth lunar month-not the right time

Wax man playing with fire-self-care

Candle lighting-a heart

A toad with an umbrella-a strange thing; Strange thing

Scratching the head of the lazarillo de tormes-welcome.

Blue sky and white clouds-freedom

A lazy cook cooks a meal-I don't want to argue with you.

Rotten hemp mixed with pig hair-at sixes and sevens

A rotten umbrella covered the sun-half the shade.

An incurable disease.

Catch a turtle in a basket-as sure as a gun.

The rabid dog barked at the sun-it was empty.

Sunflower plate-old turn

If you can't shit, blame the pit-wrong.

Pull the car to the side of the road-let it lean to one side.

Langzhong (Chinese medicine) sells coffins-life or death costs money.

Put a hat on the wolf's head-pretend to be a good man.

The prodigal son returns-gold remains unchanged; Repent and be good.

The old turtle bites-hold on; Die or lose.

An old tiger-ambition lies in

That old man plays the flute-he lacks strength.

Husband's Chicken on Fire-Bureaucrat (Guan Liao)

Crow's paw-black hand

The old monk talks about Buddhist scriptures-listening while talking.

A tiger disguised as a monk-a man with a face and an animal heart.

Tigers eat snails-there is no way to eat them; Difficult to say; not feel like eating

Tigers come out of the mountain-strong body; To push or bump through.

Tigers are close-talking is a curse.

Tiger chanting-prude; cheat

The tiger hanged himself-no one dared to save it.

The fly on the tiger's head-you can't kill it.

Old Uncle Wrestling Erhu —— A cliche

The old cat is on the pot-familiar with the door; Guiding technique

Here comes the old cow. Her mouth is full of shit.

The old sow eats prostitutes-she has a bottom.

Old sow sneezing-clumsy mouth and tongue

Old sow plays chess-look at your stupid head

The old cow made a big turn.

Old cow ruminates-hesitates.

The old cow drinks water-doesn't look up

Old Niu Yi set foot on the land step by step (Fazi cultivated land)

The old cow unloaded her mill-it idled.

The old cow went the same way-as usual.

Old brand steel needle-not bending

The old woman jumped over the rubber band-this is no joke.

The mouse fell into the basin and rolled its eyes.

The mouse fell into the rice bowl-everything has a bright side.

The mouse showed the elephant the way-it became narrower and narrower.

The mouse crossed the street-everyone was shouting.

The mouse went into the coffin and bit the dead.

The mouse is making trouble in the new house-chirping.

A mouse married an old cat-both happy and sad; Bitter and bittersweet

Rat tails make soup-there is not much oil and water.

Rat tail-big problem

The mouse bit the cow-a big fight

A mouse bites a stone pillar-it can't be broken.

Rats drill bellows-both ends suffer from gas

The golden lotus of the old lady (in the old society, it means to tie a woman's feet)-a coward for life; Be wronged for a lifetime

The old lady crossed the skating rink-adventure

Old-fashioned rolling pearls-there are treasures in them.

God leans on crutches-finally sticks to a pole.

Old people eat sesame candy-the longer they pull; Pull longer and longer.

The old man sat in the cradle-pretending to be a grandson.

The old crow sings folk songs-out of tune.

Old duck singing opera-his voice is disappointing

Eagles chase rabbits-one in the sky and the other in the ground.

Old corn is mixed with white flour-coarse and fine.

I steal melons and fruits, and I kill and set fires-each generation is worse than the next.

Rats eat cats-a strange thing

The mouse goes into the hole-beating around the bush

The old woman wears rouge-I don't know how ugly it is.

Lei Gong split the city god-pressing from top to bottom

Dialogue between Leipo and the Dragon King —— Searching for a bosom friend at the ends of the earth.

Hot chicken in cold water.-nothing.

Dragons without Crystal Palace-can't move.

Barber teaching apprentice-from the beginning; Learn from scratch

Carp shelter-it can't go far.

Carp looking for carp, carp looking for carp-birds of a feather flock together.

Cut the gordian knot with a sword-make a clean break

Turtledove in a cage-I don't know the spring and autumn

Deaf people wear headphones-turn a deaf ear

Deaf people shoot-turn a deaf ear; Be deaf to ...

Deaf people see dumb people-ignore them.

Door latch made of reed pole-difficult to hold.

Stone lions on Lugou Bridge-countless

Brine tofu-everything drops.

Braised duck with cold sauce-a rotten mouth is not rotten.

Ask the axe in front of Luban-learning is coming.

Lu became an unattached monk.

Peach blossoms fall into the water-drift with the tide

It snows on the ice in Osaka (Banshanpo; Slope)-cool from head to foot

Carrying grass in rainy days-the burden is getting heavier and heavier.

Silk on linen cloth shoes-decent.

Hemp stalk hand war-unreliable; trustless

Hemp stalks are used as shoulder poles-they can't carry heavy burdens; Difficult to carry

Cannabis stems are used as scales-they are inaccurate.

Liu Ma Shujieban-not a serious material.

Sparrows fighting cocks-more than one can chew.

Although the sparrow is small, it has all the five organs (metaphor is small and complete, with typical significance)

The sparrow's head is covered with jiaozi-it's full of mouths.

Press the light bulb on the hemp rope-there is a wrong wire.

Fried tofu with sesame oil-a big investment

Flies at the edge of the manger-making a living

The wasp stings baldness-headache; Not covered or covered.

A wasp stung a scorpion-fight poison with poison.

Tall horses and short stirrups-dilemma; Up-down dilemma

Change the jacket into a cotton-padded jacket-the same old story

Carriage (Liao Juezi)-at sixes and sevens; a chaotic state

Ponytail Stretching Pipa —— Not worth mentioning (playing)

Playing the Hu Qin in ponytail-whispering and breathing gently.

Circus clown-going through the motions

Crane on the dock-can move up and down.

Leeches can't let go of biting (glaring) at the sight of blood. )

Talk about it-a little kick

Ants moving-procrastination; Everyone speaks; To punch (a hole).

Ants shake their legs-little kicks.

Ants enter cells-their own way out.

Chopsticks fall into the oil basket-treacherous (sharp) cunning (slippery)

Eight horses in the garbage-nonsense (painting)

Pull the cow into the mouse hole-it won't work; cannot get through

Rabbah was born-moving (freezing) hands (freezing) feet.

Balloon under the blue sky-light.

Bad plaster sticks to good meat-no disease, no disease; ask for trouble