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Ask for a funny version of the lyrics of love, not a perverted version.

Want to pick your food,

I waited patiently,

You're happy to see me bitten on the farm,

Choose your food,

I'm dishonest in my heart,

Let the dog bite me, the internet speed is too slow, you are too cheating to steal vegetables,

I stole your food because you stole my food,

Now you want me to plant grass for irrigation,

Stealing vegetables is not about falling in love. You can pick them if you want.

Let me concentrate on my work and don't want to fall.

Stealing vegetables hurts me too much, and you are no exception.

Only when the true love watered by heart withers can I understand,

None of us are children. Once again,

Let me see through, stealing vegetables is the healthiest and most comfortable.

I stole your food because you stole my food,

Not now. Handsome and pale,

Stealing vegetables is not about falling in love. You can pick them if you want.

This makes me upset, and I don't want to fall.

Does this count? .