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100 quotations from the healing department fell in love with a wild horse with Hulunbeier grassland on its head.

Selected Treatment Systems 100 Quotations

1. People who don't love you don't love you as much as you think.

I don't like you, but I happen to be playing with my mobile phone.

3. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

I'll like you when he gets better. Later, he thought about it. Why do you still like you when you become so excellent?

Do you know why you are jealous of talents? Because nobody cares how long a fool lives.

6. You can't wake up a person who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

7. Don't look at my indifference to you at ordinary times. In fact, there are many bad words behind it.

8, three points are doomed, and seven points depend on hard work. Hehe, there are still 90 points in judging faces.

9. When you come back from a trip, nothing will change except the money spent, and the things you should do have been put off for a longer time.

10, if your boyfriend is obedient to you and never has sex. Probably because he doesn't have enough money.

1 1. Pay attention to details and start with small things, because you can't do big things either.

13. Life will close a door for you and tell you that you are ugly, so hide at home.

14. You don't have to do what you can do today. If you die tomorrow, you don't have to do it.

15, you only see that others are happy on the surface, but you don't know that others are happy behind them.

16, the so-called you will wait for the right person, that is, find someone to marry at marriageable age.

17, the so-called chicken soup for the soul means that someone who has the ability eats the chicken and leaves the rest for you.

18, time is a butcher's knife, but he can't do anything about ugly people.

19, charge for five minutes and talk for two hours. But it happened because you didn't even have anyone to talk to for five minutes.

20, hard work may not be rewarded, but you can be very comfortable without hard work …

2 1, the success after your efforts can't make up for the pain before your efforts.

22, others have achievements to say ordinary and valuable, you are mediocre.

23, pay attention to details, start from small things, because you can't do big things.

Only those who have really worked hard know how important talent is.

Don't worry about what you can't solve today, because you can't solve it tomorrow.

26. Some people appear in your life and tell you that you are gullible!

27. God is fair, giving you ugly appearance and low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

28. Some people say that 99% of things in the world can be solved with money, but he doesn't tell you that the rest 1% needs more money to solve.

It doesn't matter if you are poor now, there will be more opportunities to be poor in the future.

30. Are these dozens of slaps ringing?

3 1, bow your head, you have no crown at all!

32. What's wrong with being poor? Should poverty be despised? Look up and show everyone that you are not only poor, but also ugly. Ugly, what's wrong with ugly? Is it your call to be ugly? Stand up and show everyone that you are not only ugly, but also short.

33. A good-looking person is a confession. You call this sexual harassment!

34. Fall in love with a wild horse, and there is a Hulunbeier grassland above your head.

35. Smart people are slaves to fools, and capable people work hard.

36. Love will only add to the icing on the cake, not help in the snow.

37. Husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately in the face of disaster.

38. If you don't like it, you just don't like it. If you are humble in the soil and you don't like it, you may even feel sick.

39. Do you think he is a warm man and will only warm you? Wrong, he is a central air conditioner!

40. Girls who love to laugh are generally not too bad luck. Can you laugh if you are unlucky?

4 1, when you can't bear it, continue to bear it, because you will find that you will get used to it.

42. Dogs from rich families fly first class, so sometimes it's important to change a suitable tire.

If you can't make money lying down, don't lie down. Come on, lying down has no chance to make money, because it's ugly.

44. Sometimes you will understand many things when you look in the mirror.

45. In love, it is the third party who is unloved.

46. Don't be shy to refuse others. Anyway, those who are embarrassed to embarrass you are not good people.

47. You love him, he loves her, and she is the strongest in the food chain.

You are worse than a drop of essential balm.

49. All good things must come to an end.

50. People have joys and sorrows, and the moon has ups and downs. It's a shame!

5 1, children and parents will eventually leave us.

52. Good-looking people have youth, and we only have universities.

53. Your friends will be sad if you don't mix well, but they will be even more sad if you mix well.

54. The ugly duckling turned into a white swan not only because it worked hard, but also because its parents were white swans.

55. Many times you don't push yourself, and you don't know that you still have the ability to screw things up.

People better than you are still working hard, so what's the use of your efforts?

57. Don't think that being single in high school is just because the school forbids puppy love.

58. You try your best, but you may not be inferior to others.

You worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and pain. But I don't see how good you are!

60, girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck, and their grades are generally poor!

6 1, sometimes you don't know what despair is without hard work.

62. Only through hard work will we know that the IQ gap is insurmountable.

Cinderella married the prince, but please don't forget that she is also the earl's daughter.

64. Every time I read the poor travel log, I feel that you are so poor, don't go out to surf.

65. When God closes a door for you, he will also clamp your brain.

My goal in life is to own my own house in Beijing at the age of thirty. Now I have finished half my goal: I am thirty years old.

67. If you like a girl, study hard from now on, find a good job and earn a lot of money later, and pay more when she gets married.

68. Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long ugly people live.

69. Now parents let their children attend various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.

70. Don't say how much the prince loves Cinderella. After only one night, TM forgot what it was like to lean on glass shoes.

7 1. Princess disease has two reasons: ugliness or poverty. What about the beautiful and rich one? Come on, that's not a disease, that's a princess.

72. Snow White explained that seven little diaosi were not as good to her as a kiss from Gao Fushuai.

73. "Even if the whole world opposes it, I will stick to my dream." "Who are you and who can win the world's opposition?"

74. What if you lose and you win the world? You think too much, and you can't win the world at all.

75. Tell the truth. As long as you really love him, no matter how ugly the iphone6S he gave you, how ugly the color of the Ferrari he gave you, and how noisy the location of the house he gave you, you will accept it without saying anything, and you won't mind. If you like a person, you will like everything about him, his concentration when driving a sports car, the gentleman when he brings you a diamond necklace, and even a few extra zeros when you give you money. You feel extremely cute. Life is such a dull love.

76. Girls who love to laugh are always more likely to have long eye lines, dry lines, fine lines and crow's feet than others.

77. Gates dropped out of school to start a business and became a rich man in the world, but some people dropped out of Harvard University. . .

78. It is raining in the city where you live. She really wants to ask if you have an umbrella. If not, she wants to get off with a knife.

79. In the past, cars and horses were slow and letters were far away. I could only love one person in my life ... but I could accommodate many concubines.

80. Are you still thinking about hard work, promotion and salary increase? Have you ever seen a coal miner quickly become a coal boss by digging coal?

8 1, do you want to come again? Successful people can travel whenever they want.

82. Do you still want to turn into lightning next year? Have you ever seen such ugly lightning?

83. Why do you always feel mediocre? Because you think it's right

84. Despise those green tea bitches who always sell their smiles and bodies! You sound like someone bought you off!

85, you are not the same as the coquettish bitch outside, you are just a bitch!

86, jade is not cut, abrasive. You are really a brick.

If life deceives you, don't be sad, because tomorrow, the day after tomorrow and the day after tomorrow will still deceive you.

89. You think that since God has given talents, let them be used! But your mother gave birth to you by accident.

90, you are not useless, you are still sick!

9 1, "If I were ugly, poor, short and stupid, would you still love me?" "Don't fucking think you're ugly, poor, short and stupid."

92. When you are lovelorn, many young people think that the whole world has abandoned themselves. Don't be silly, the world doesn't need you at all.

93. Good-looking women are unreliable. ""What about the ugly ones? " "It's neither good-looking nor reliable. "

94. Nothing is difficult in the world if you put your mind to it. Birds of a feather flock together.

95. Girls' self-awareness of their warmth and coldness is very weak in front of good looks.

96. As long as you persist in self-study, study hard, have a correct attitude and endure loneliness every day, the final victory will definitely belong to those who play well in the examination room.

97. Touch your chest when you feel uncomfortable and tell yourself that you are a man and be strong.

98. Love begins with self-deception and ends with deception. This is the so-called romance.

99. Life is a stupid thing chasing another stupid thing, while love is two stupid things chasing each other.

100, many people are not mentally ill, but mentally retarded and cannot be cured.

Fall in love with a wild horse, my heart is your grassland.

1, smile even when you are hurt. Perhaps, this is life.

Everything in this world has a smoke screen. What you see is not necessarily true and what you see is not necessarily lucky.

3, excellent male standards: understand all your shortcomings, never ridicule, help you deal with all the problems, never take credit. Love rat is the opposite.

4. "Okay, it's my fault, okay." This sentence, the boy said, means it's over. This sentence, the girl said, means you are finished. -Liu Tong

5, nagging, is the highest state of love for women; Silence is a woman's worst indifference.

Before the age of 6.30, turn back in time and correct it. Take off your childish coat from now on. Take wisdom away. Then, be a qualified person. Began to bear, began to stubbornly love life and love the world. -Zhang Ailing

7. You will never be alone. Because, there must be a person in this world who is trying to come to you.

8. In love, when two people are criticizing each other's shortcomings and focusing on how the other person is wrong, there is only resentment and even hatred in their hearts. After that, they either blame each other or bear it. When they couldn't stand it, they thought of breaking up. Once people begin to look inward, they will find that the problem is not only the other person's, but the root of the problem lies in their inability to accept the real other person.

9. Any place you can't live without is a prison.

10, if you have misfortune, you have to bear it yourself. Comfort is sometimes stretched. If you are not strong, you have to work hard. If you are not naked, you have no food or friends. We have no right to be sad. We can still write happiness for a long time. Growth is bound to be full of pain in life, and it is enough for us to find happiness side by side. -Seven years of viola.

1 1. With a good companion, any journey will not be too long.

12, a person is a child all his life, and only loneliness will force him to grow up. Ken acts like a child in front of you, full of trust. Although most women like mature men, the more stable-looking men are, the farther away your hearts are. When he is no longer childish in front of you, it shows that he doesn't love you enough. -Su Qin

13, independent, strong, brave, live beautifully and always be kind to yourself.

14, life is more and more like black humor. When you don't understand, you want to understand, and when you understand, you want to know nothing; You should enjoy the time before growing up. You desperately want to grow up, and when you grow up, you can't wait to be a time machine and go back to the past.

15, when we lost it, we didn't know we had it.

There is no real despair in life. Trees put down their fallen leaves in autumn, which hurts their hearts, but all winter, they let their hearts accumulate strength in peace. Spring has come, and youth is still there. As long as life is in your palm, there is no despair in life. A moment's success or failure is just a lifetime's little cold. Let the heart rest when it is tired, and the repair of the soul is the hope that life will never be exhausted. Master xingyun

17, there is no regret in the world, no ifs, a turn around, lost for a lifetime can not be found back; There is only one kind of eternity, and that is loss. It warns us to cherish the hard-won things in our hands.

18. The happiest people don't necessarily have the best things, but they make the most of them. They moved the stone from the wall of pain to the steps leading to heaven.

19, many troubles and troubles are your own. The reason is fear of losing.

20, fall in love with a wild horse, my heart is your grassland.

A sad heart.

This belongs to me and you, but now I'm the only one left. There was so much sweetness in the past, so much eternity, and now I'm the only one left with those pasts.

I don't know when you will think of it again, or forget it forever.

She should be much gentler around you than me.

I will only bother you and rely on you for everything.

I can't do anything without you now.

The so-called growth is just a lie made up to let you start a new life with peace of mind.

I said, if you don't love me, I won't bother you anymore.

This is not to say that I don't love you, but that I love you so much until you leave me, and I don't want to make you unhappy.

If you choose her, it will make you happier.

I can only choose to hold on to my memories.

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In the same sky

I've been with Xu Sheng for a year and a half! Long time no see, I miss each other silently every day. Although studying in two places separately, we are still in the same sky!

Maybe I'm still young

Maybe no one will take care of us.

But, so what?

My life, my way, is that I am walking by myself. If that's the so-called advice, it hurts. Okay? !

Many people envy us. But there are many people who don't like us. Someone is sowing dissension.

Don't envy, you don't know how many tests and setbacks our manager has experienced. I don't need anyone's love. Sweetness moves us, but even if we are lovelorn, it's us. The dispute you planted was just a joke in his eyes and mine, but we both told each other about the dispute others planted, and then we both laughed at them as idiots. Ha ha laugh

He knows me well, but he doesn't know me!

I don't know him, but I know him well!

I have tried many times to say the same thing very well, or to say what the other person wants to say first!

I still have something to say to you.

I love you too.

I love you

! Touched. It is this tacit understanding that keeps you and me together all the time.

May I spend every anniversary with you on the 20th!

I love you when you come back.