Joke Jiu-Er

In the morning palace outside the cloud nine, Jiu Feng held his head in his hands and fiddled with the Buddha clock stolen from Emperor Donghua, thinking about it all the time. Speaking of which, it's been three hundred years.

Xian Di Migu came in and replied, "Your Highness, there is a man outside the door."

Jiu Feng sat up and pulled up a sneer at the corner of his mouth. "yes."

A man who attacked Tsing Yi was introduced to Jiu Feng and bowed respectfully. "Wang."

Jiu Feng looked back at him: "Canghe, the last time I saw you like this, it was 320,000 years ago."

Tsing Yi man nodded slightly: "Wang's memory is still so good."

Three hundred years ago, the old man rushed out of the shackles of the Eastern Emperor's Bell in an attempt to bring disaster to the world. Prince skyclan maintained the peace of the four seas at night, and sacrificed the East Emperor Bell with Shen Yuan. It was not until three years later that he woke up and married the lady of the Qing Dynasty, which made a much-told story. This is recorded in skyclan's historical records.

In fact, in that war, the former Lord of heaven and earth, Emperor Donghua, was also hit hard. After returning home, he gave Tai Chen Gong and Metaphysical Land as gifts to the Qing Emperor Bai Ji Jiu Feng. Since then, the young Xiao Jiu Peak has become the new owner of Taichen Palace.

Recalling the past, Jiu Feng smiled sadly: "He thought it was a gift to give me Taichen Palace and Bihai Cangling? This is my home! " Glittering tears rolled down my eyes. "My home and his home."

The emperor's living room was originally the eternal life hall in the center, facing south, with an excellent position. At first, Siming Chengyu thought that the Ninth Summit would be moved there. After all, there was still an emperor's breath there. Therefore, Jiu Feng chose a small auditorium that could not be biased. The euphemistic name "Jiu Feng" and "Emperor Jun" are not related, so we must not defile the burial place of the Emperor Jun, so as not to blame her for his return in the future.

In fact, they all know that Emperor Donghua has appeared this time and will never come back, but no one wants to burst Jiu Feng's dream. Let Jiu Feng go, too.

Since Jiu Feng moved into Taichen Palace, the funeral affairs in the clear autumn have been sent from Mi Gu to find her for nine days. The vacuum of her fourth uncle will also help her become the new lady sovereign, which has not happened for hundreds of years. There is peace between heaven and earth.

Recalling the reality, Jiu Feng sighed at the pale crane standing under the seat: "I have been guarding this Taichen Palace for him for more than 300 years, and now I am tired. It's time to return it to him. "

Why does Cang lower his head so that people can't see the emotional changes on his face? "Wang, what kind of skills are you going to perform?"

"Not bad."

A flash flashed in front of me, and a figure jumped in front of Jiu Feng. The girl in yellow cried and said, "no, master, you may die!" " "

Jiu Feng touched the girl's head. "He Xu, you and Canghe are artifacts made by Donghua. Don't you want him back? "

"The emperor wouldn't want his master to do this either." Turned to ask Canghe, "Isn't it?"

Pale john young didn't speak, but it seems that is the default or virtual.

"You two are so kind to me. Who forged the artifact? " Jiu Feng looked at them and smiled. "Aren't you afraid that Donghua will come back and be jealous?"

"The relationship between the master and the emperor is so good that naturally nothing will be said."

"Get down to business." Jiu Feng topic turned, "what are you doing? You are doing what others tell you. "

"I'm here." Two people are one leng, but immediately entered the state.

"Taichen Palace can't be ownerless for a day. Although this gentleman took over Shao Yangjun, the purple mansion in Donghua, he eventually returned it to its original owner. You two need to cooperate with this gentleman to complete the resurrection of Donghua Emperor. "

"subordinate orders."

He Xu also want to say something, words to the mouth, but was stopped by warehouse and eyes. He has known Jiu Feng for hundreds of thousands of years, and he knows that ten unicorns can't stop what His Highness is determined to do. He just wants Jiu Feng and Di Jun to be safe.

Emperor Donghua, the immortal bred by the aura of heaven and earth, was put into the ice coffin by Jiu Feng after eclosion. On the day of eclosion, Jiu Feng only hated herself for not bringing her lover back to life. During the 300 years of taking over Taichen Palace, she worked hard to become a god, and now she can compete with Shaoyang Jun in front of Donghua Purple House.

On the day of Donghua Emperor's resurrection, Jiu Feng bathed and changed clothes. It took her 300 years to reunite the soul of the emperor. Now as long as most of her body is injected into the emperor's body, she can complete the resurrection. But this method is too dangerous, and she will be doomed if she is not careful. No one has done this kind of operation in 10 thousand years.

Jiu Feng sent away all the people, read a spell, and the soft light shone on the emperor. Her face became more and more pale, and finally she couldn't hold on. One mouthful blood was sprayed on the white clothes on the emperor's chest.

Wiped her mouth, Jiu Feng stood up and looked at Donghua's ruddy face gradually. The operation method became worry-free, and finally a flower appeared on my face. "Donghua, I finally saved you. Jiu Feng whispered in his ear, "You don't remember me, but it doesn't matter, as long as you are good, if you remember? "

Ten days later.

"Jiu-Er." Donghua woke up calling Jiu Feng's name, and the servant who waited on the side hurriedly took the medicine king to check it out.

"The emperor just woke up, what's the matter?" Company life asked cautiously.

"What about her?"

"Which immortal is the emperor talking about?" Although I know it well, I still make fun in front of the emperor.

"Bai Jiufeng." The emperor didn't pester him and went straight to the point.

"Female gentleman? Fairy. . . "

"Don't tell this gentleman that you don't know." The emperor is not angry and arrogant.

"Great emperor, female gentleman. . . Gone. "

As an old fairy who has lived for tens of thousands of years, Donghua asked herself that she had failed her, but after all, she was reborn. She gave him a new life, and Sanshengshi could no longer stop them, but where did she go?

The past comes to mind. . .

It was the blue sea and the pale elf 350,000 years ago. When he was about ten thousand years old.

Donghua, still a stone, woke up one day and was surprised to find a red phoenix flower beside him.

"Stone." He heard Xiaohua calling him. Soft and waxy girl, his heart is full of joy, but he is as proud as Donghua. He didn't like the name' Stone', so he pretended to ignore her.

But Xiaofeng is not discouraged. She speaks in his ear every day.

"Stone, you said I saw you when I opened my eyes. Is it fate? "

"Stone, when will you have the knowledge to talk to me?"

One day, Donghua couldn't help saying the first sentence in his life, "Call me Donghua."

chapter two

Xiao Feng-wei paused, unable to speak for a moment.

Donghua felt a little annoyed by not talking for a long time. I thought it was because her tone was too strong to scare her. No wonder, a little flower just had a sense of god and said to her in a faint tone, "Don't be afraid, I". . "

Before the words were finished, they were interrupted by a cheer: "Stone, you can talk!" " "

Donghua's surface is very helpless, and he can't be clean from now on, but he is very happy in his heart. The soft little milk sound is full of healing energy. Very nice.

"Stone, where are we?"

"Call me Donghua." "Oh."

"There is no name, I want to call it blue sea and pale spirit."

"Blue sea pale spirit? Sounds good. " Xiaofeng's happy leaves are shaking.

"Then why do you want to call Donghua instead of Winter Melon?"

Stupid question. Thinking like this in my heart, I patiently explained: "We are located in Hua Ze in the east, and take two words as my name."

"Oh, that sounds good. What's my name? Xiaohong? " After all, I am red.

"tacky."

"Xiaofeng?" "Ugly." "Little tail?" I heard that Donghua finally had the heart to strangle Xiaofeng, so he gave himself a name so hastily?

"Just call it Xiao Jiu." Donghua looked at her nine petals. Look at phoenix tail carefully. Very beautiful. "I will call you Jiu-Er in the future."

Yes, yes, my name will be Xiao Jiu from now on.

This is the origin of Xiaofeng's name.

When I went to Qiu Lai in the spring, Donghua and Xiaofeng lived alone, but the days were leisurely. Until one day, Xiaofeng woke up from her sleep and saw that strange face smelled familiar.

"You, who are you?" Wei was frightened and wanted to call Donghua, but Lao Shi was gone.

"What did you do to Donghua?" Xiaofeng's voice is in tears. "You give him back to me!"

The stranger raised his eyebrows. "I ate." Why, is he important to you? "

Xiao Feng-Wei's heart can't help but skip a beat. What a beautiful man! He has a high nose, silver hair like snow, and a purple dress highlights his cold and noble temperament. Unfortunately, this is a bad guy. He ate my stone. I only hate myself for not being able to avenge him for the time being, so I can only stare at him mercilessly.

"But it's changed, even I can't recognize it?" Donghua's intuition is funny in his heart, and he is stupid. He doesn't even understand things and wants to avenge himself.

"Are you Donghua?" Xiaofeng looked at him in disbelief.

"Good-looking." Donghua is still very confident about this face. It is always possible to charm a simple-minded little phoenix tail, let alone thousands of girls.

I don't know if it's to get back at Donghua, but what Xiao Fengwei said is not surprising.

She said, "So you became an adult and got dressed."

Tens of thousands of years passed until a fairy named Father God invited Donghua out of the mountain. Later, Donghua became the co-owner of heaven and earth, but she still didn't take shape.

That night, she tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. Mosaic tugged at Donghua's sleeve and asked him to take her to see the stars. She fell into Donghua's arms and asked, "Are you disappointed? I have never changed shape. "

Donghua spoiled and rubbed her petals. "I'm disappointed. I also want to see your transformation as soon as possible. "

At that time, Xiaofeng only thought about her own worries and didn't recognize the feelings in Donghua's tone.

"I heard that someone wants to marry their daughter to you again?" Xiao Feng-Wei has a deep voice.

Donghua turned over and changed into a comfortable posture. "That's their business. I don't like it. "

"What kind do you like?" Xiaofeng seemed to forget her sadness and spoke cheerfully. "At that time, I was in the fire, so many stunning people wanted to climb into your bed, and you threw them all out. I have seen the enchanting fan Chun Qing now, but I haven't liked it yet. " Don't. . . "Little face gather together in the past," do you like men? The old phoenix in Shili Taolin is very beautiful. Well, the ink yuan in Kunlun is empty. . . All right. "

Before the words were uttered, Donghua blocked her back with her mouth. This is the first time he kissed her in ten thousand years. She is a little shy and thinks she is going to be a phoenix tail.

"This gentleman doesn't like men." This is the first time that he calls himself a gentleman in front of her. "But since Jiu-Er is so anxious to find me a pillow person, why doesn't he reform himself and marry me as soon as possible?"

Wei Feng's face turned slightly red, and he was glad that he was a red flower. She smiled and said, "You can't be serious. So many fairies want to marry you, but you focus on me. If I succeed in turning into a little girl, wouldn't it be a loss to marry you? "

Donghua nodded and smiled: "A little girl my age is really hard to see, so I can't bear to accept you."

Wei thought it was a joke, but then Donghua really made a lot of skirt jewelry. Everything is with him.

It's a pity that Xiaofeng didn't think much when she was young. Think of it as a gift that Donghua prepared for her in advance.

It's another hundred years, and it's the ninth day of September in a blink of an eye. Today is Xiaofengwei's 40th birthday. In fact, Xiaofeng doesn't know when she was born, so it depends on the day when Donghua first met her.

Xiaofeng remembers the first time she lived in this Taichen Palace. She asked the name of the palace curiously, and Donghua woke her up, so she casually said Taichen Palace, because she likes the morning, and a plaque has been hung outside the palace door.

"What are you thinking?" Looking up, I saw Donghua coming in with a sword. Different from the pale atmosphere, this sword is very small and exquisite, and the handle is also engraved with Buddha bells and flowers, which is unique to the blue sea and pale spirit. It is also Xiaofeng's favorite flower.

"Wow!" Looking at Xiaofeng's happy eyes, Donghua knew that he had given the right gift.

"Is this for me?"

Donghua nodded slightly. "How about making your instrument after sliding?"

She only nodded, but some melancholy, "but when can I taxiing? What if you are ugly and lack arms and legs? Besides, what if I am a man? " This sword obviously belongs to a woman.

"Then this gentleman will send you back to the blue sea." This is Donghua's joke, but Xiaofeng took it seriously.

That night, Wei dreamed for the first time that he was deformed. It's a pity that she is really ugly, with a flat nose and a pie face, and her figure is not as graceful as a fairy. What's more, those clothes made by Donghua can't be put on at all!

Xiaofeng woke up from crying, but opened her eyes and looked at Donghua strangely.

chapter three

"Sorry, sorry." Xiaofeng found herself crying Donghua's skirt wet.

Donghua slowed down. "Silly Jiu-Er, did you find anything?"

"What did you find?" Xiaofeng is puzzled. "I'm not missing arms or legs, am I?" Wait, missing arms and legs?

Looking down, she was surprised to find herself sliding. She suddenly stood up and it hurt to step on Donghua. Regardless, she rushed to the mirror and touched her face. Fortunately, there are no missing arms and legs, and a beautiful face replaces the original flower shape.

"Is it nice?" She asked Donghua carefully.

"You guess." Donghua looked at her with a smile.

In fact, Donghua was really surprised when he first saw the human form of Xiaofeng. Soft black hair can blow through the skin. She is a real beauty.

But it also means that there will be many peach blossoms in the future. But it doesn't matter. Just one, two, one pair. His pale He Jian has not been painted for a long time.

I don't know how to get the news that the phoenix tail has become a beautiful woman, and all kinds of suitors have followed. The third son of the South China Sea Navy family, a certain god in XXX Mountain, was persuaded away by Donghua in a very "euphemistic" way. Besides, I never wandered in front of Taichen Palace again.

Donghua thinks that the only bad thing about Xiaofeng's gliding is that she didn't say anything and slept with her. It turns out that she sleeps on her side.

Under Donghua's threats and inducements, Xiaofeng finally told him everything. "People tell me that men and women will have children when they live together."

Donghua's eyes flashed a smile. "But we used to sleep together." The implication is that I have slept for such a long time, which is not bad.

"That's because I haven't changed shape." Xiaofengwei defended himself.

"Jiu-Er, are you Ren Tianren?" Donghua suddenly asked her.

Xiaofeng cocked her head and thought, "No way."

Donghua's smile is even cooler at the bottom of his eyes. "That is the characteristic of skyclan, and we should not do this."

She doesn't believe it, pestering Donghua to feel the pulse,

Donghua continued to ask, "What else did they say?"

She replied one by one: "Say you won't let me marry."

He has some helpless hands. "You're only forty thousand years old, and you're also a young player among the immortals. It's still early to get married. "

"But. . . "

"Are you going to get married so early?" Donghua proudly raised his eyebrows. "With a beautiful fairy like me by your side, do you still respect others?"

"That's not true." Hearing Donghua say this, Xiaofeng couldn't help but look at him. Indeed, Donghua's cold temperament is incomparable to any fairy.

Donghua continued to talk nonsense in a serious way: "After you get married, you can't see me often. You can put your family husband first. "

"Then I won't marry." Xiaofeng didn't know what she was thinking, so she blurted out. "I still want to be with you." In this world, Donghua is her only relative and the best person for her. She didn't want to make him unhappy.

Donghua with a shelf is slightly one leng when he hears this sentence. "Girls will get married sooner or later. Don't worry, I'll find you a good marriage in the future. "

"But I can't bear to part with Donghua." Wei burst into tears.

A warm hand touched her head and a gentle voice came from her ear. "No, no one can separate us."

Wei pouted and said, "You will get married in the future. Who do you think has a daughter who doesn't want to marry you? " Wry-necked wanted to think, "you are older than me, looking for a daughter-in-law I want to call my sister-in-law? Or as skyclan called the empress? Ow ~ "

The forehead was ruthlessly hit by Donghua. She rubbed her head and looked up discontentedly, but looked at Donghua seriously. In her mind, Donghua has always been an easy-going little fairy. It is rare for a small phoenix tail like him to bump like a deer.

"Jiu-Er, will you marry me?" Donghua said slowly.

Are you kidding? Although Wei learned about this love affair late, she has known it for many years in this heavenly palace. "Donghua, you seldom make such jokes before."

"I'm serious." Such a serious Donghua really doesn't seem to be lying. Holding up a hand, I began to do something. "I, Shao Yangjun, Donghua Zifu, swear by my life that I will only be with Jiu-Er forever."

Xiaofeng felt that she had never been so moved for tens of thousands of years and pulled out her hand. "Then let's make a deal. You can't marry another woman in the future. "

"Very good." Donghua watched her pull out the lotus root arm. "Do you need me to take your pulse?"

Small phoenix tail Ying Ying smiled, "no, I think, if we want to get married, it is a matter of time before we have a bunch of small stones. It doesn't matter if you are born early or late. "

Donghua gently put his arm around her. "You're right."

The news that Shao Yangjun, a purple mansion in Donghua, is about to get married came from the Heavenly Palace. He married the phoenix flower that has accompanied him for thousands of years. At that time, countless female immortals were heartbroken, which is another story.

One day Donghua took a bath, and Xiaofeng pestered him to play on earth. Donghua thought he hadn't taken her out to play for a long time, and he was a restless Lord. The scenery of this heavenly palace is not as beautiful as the blue sea and the pale spirit, and she readily agreed.

Although Donghua and Xiaofeng's faces changed slightly, their outstanding appearance attracted many people to watch. Xiaofeng feels strange when she looks at everything. Donghua thinks she should take her out more in the future so as not to spoil her daughter-in-law.

"Donghua, what do you think that is?" Xiaofeng suddenly pointed to a pair of red teams in front and shouted.

"That's a married team."

"How beautiful." Xiaofeng's heart itches. "Let's have a wedding like this in the future."

"Whatever you say." If you are in a good mood, Donghua's words will be spoiled.

"But we have no parents." Xiao Fengwei watched the couple worship their parents.

"Blue sea and green spirit is where we were born and raised, even if we are parents."

"Well, you're right." Happiness appeared on Xiaofeng's face.

Shao Wan, the ancestor of the inferno, has always had a good friendship with them. When he heard this, he came from hell.

The three of them had a hearty drink. Very pleasant.

I'm a little drunk after three rounds of drinking. "Donghua, if you treat Xiao Jiu badly in the future, I will be the first to disobey my ancestors."

Xiaofeng smiled happily. "No" She has always had great confidence in Donghua.

chapter four

It's a big deal to get married together. People who ascended to heaven began to prepare very early. Xiaofeng insisted on going back to the place of metaplasia to hold the ceremony. As a crazy wife, Donghua naturally takes his daughter-in-law as the standard.

One day, Donghua was invited by Lingbao Tianzun to attend the Fa Conference. Xiaofeng was not interested in Buddhism, so she stayed at Taichen Palace to embroider her wedding dress. She heard that this is what brides on earth do. Donghua was afraid that she would be lonely, so she stayed with her with little grace.

"Little phoenix tail." Shao Wan always likes to call her that, "Time flies, you are getting married."

"yes." Xiaofeng's face is full of happiness. "I didn't expect that I would eventually marry Donghua. It is really a loss. "

"Well, this is called. . . It's called. . "I've read a lot of books recently, but it's a pity that it's annoying to use. I can't remember how to describe it at the moment.

"Not a family, not a door?" Xiaofeng interrupted her, of course, these are all seen in the picture books collected by Donghua for her.

"No, no, no" Shao Wan shook his head and slapped his head fiercely. "Oh, this is called, rich water does not flow outside!" "

Xiaofeng was speechless at the moment.

"Speaking of it, Donghua has been talking about your marriage, but the result is that he married you." Shao Wan picked up a Buddha clock cake and stuffed it into his mouth. "Delicious, I didn't expect XiaoFengWei and this skill. That old guy in Donghua is really delicious. "

A little helpless support. "When it comes to age, I am not much younger than Donghua."

Don't swallow the last bite of Buddha bell cake with tea. "You don't understand this, female junior, holding the golden brick, female sixth. . . "

Xiaofeng echoed: "Take two gold bricks."

"Yes, yes, yes." Ten thousand little listened to the straight nod.

Xiaofeng said simply, "But the reality is that I am younger than Donghua. . . "

When two friends were talking and laughing, Shao Wan, who had always been sensitive, felt that something was wrong with the surrounding environment. A black shadow floated in, and a man in black was fighting Shao Wan.

Shortly after the phoenix tail was formed, its magical power was unstable and it was defeated in a few rounds.

"Go to Donghua!" This is the last sentence she said to Shao Wan before she fell into a coma.

When Shao Wan hurried back to Taichen Palace with Donghua, what he saw was a small phoenix tail lying in a pool of blood.

It is too late.

Phoeny's hand is still tightly holding Yu Di that Donghua gave her a few days ago.

After Xiaofeng left, Donghua was a different person. Immortals often see him sitting in the Fengwei Temple named after Xiaofengwei, sitting for a whole day.

As for who broke into taichen palace, it has always been a mystery.

Later, Donghua abdicated to the then Dragon Prince as the first generation of Tianjun. He held the pale He Jian and forcefully erased his name on the Sansheng stone.

He heard Shao Wan crying and asked him, "What would you say to Xiaofeng if she came back?"

After thousands of years of ghost wars, Shaowan, the ancestor of the inferno, died by the sword of Mo Yuan, the god of war in skyclan. Since then, the story of Donghua and Xiaofengwei has been known by several elders.

Three hundred thousand years later, one day, Donghua had his first dream in ten thousand years, and Xiaofeng came back to find him.

She was dressed in red, much like Donghua's figure when she first met her.

She lowered her head and stroked Donghua's face. "Donghua, you shouldn't erase the name on the Sansheng stone." You should marry a good girl and watch your grandson get married.

It seems to have something to do with Xiaofeng's tail. Donghua backhand hold her cold hands. "In this life, in the next life, I will only marry you." Jiu-Er, no matter how the four seas and eight famines change, you are still the only wife of Shaoyang Jun in Donghua Zifu.

"But it's too late." Xiaofeng's beautiful face seldom shows a trace of sadness. "Donghua, I have to go."

"Where are you going?" Donghua grabbed her sleeve. "Are you leaving me?"

"I'm going to be reborn." Xiaofeng said slowly, as if to say something that has nothing to do with himself. Donghua, we have no chance in this life. After reincarnation, you can't remember past lives. If you ever see a girl with a phoenix flower birthmark on her forehead, it's me.

After saying this, the small figure slowly disappeared into the air.

Goodbye, Donghua. I hope to see you again in my next life. Can you recognize me then?

Jiu-Er! Donghua woke up from a nightmare and was red all over. He is also a god and a devil. He became a Buddha and a demon. Hearing the news, Smiling Face and Mo Yuan joined hands to control Donghua, who was about to be possessed.

"Don't stop me, let me find Jiu-Er!"

In the study of Taichen Palace, several immortals are discussing how to solve the problem of Donghua.

"Donghua has deep feelings for that little phoenix tail, and I'm afraid it's useless to persuade."

"Since persuasion is useless, let him forget it completely."

There is a passage in Historical Records of skyclan: Shao Yangjun, the purple mansion of Donghua, personally erased the name on the Sansheng stone for the peace of the four seas and eight wastes.

This is another story.

Xiaofeng never came back.