A humorous joke that laughs every day.

After all, good jokes are wonderful, but the jokes made by students have no lasting vitality. If the humorous jokes full of vitality are in front of your eyes, will you still miss them? Next, I carefully prepared a "Happy Smile Humorous Sketch" for you. Welcome to watch!

A humorous joke with a happy smile (popular article)

1. A girl went to buy a swimsuit. I tried it on. It's a little big. The boss said: Nothing. I'll get close to you when I get into the water. ? The girl said:? I'm going to the seaside. What if the swimsuit falls off in case of a big wave? ? The boss said: our quality is good, so you are all right! ?

A man said to his friend: Since my wife and I bought a double bed, our life has been very harmonious. ? The friend asked:? So amazing, what is the reason? The man replied:? Her double bed is in new york and mine is in Chicago. ?

Just playing mahjong at a friend's house, his wife just came back twice, and his friend was surprised. I thought we were on business. Why did you come back? . ? I don't know. I met my boss when I bought a menstrual towel just now, and then the boss asked someone else to go? I clearly saw my friend's face turn black with fear.

4. fucking oppo is a lie. I called the goddess for five fucking hours and two seconds.

Passing by the door of a shopping mall, I heard a dialogue between a MM and the key. Can you give me a key? Key: Sure. Then make me one. Silence.

6. After a few seconds. The man with the key looked at MM and asked, Where is the key? I have the key. Why should I ask you for it?

7. I accidentally yelled at my wife today, which made her cry. I tried to persuade her all morning, but there was nothing I could do. The daughter who hasn't eaten is a little impatient and says to her mother: Okay, mom, stop crying, okay? You didn't choose the person yourself, who is to blame! ? Suddenly, my wife and I were in a mess. . .

8. I am a man. Yesterday, my mother and I went out to buy clothes. When I tried on clothes, I found that the fitting room couldn't be locked, so I asked my mother to watch it. But I just took off my pants, the door

9. Just when I opened it, a beautiful girl appeared a bird, and then I was shocked in an instant, wearing only a pair of underwear. . . Later, my mother told me that the girl was beautiful and didn't stop me. I went, it's really my own mother!

10. There is no class in the first class in the afternoon. Roommate sent a message to remind her boyfriend to wake her up at nine o'clock. I was awakened by the bell and answered the phone. I heard a strange male voice say, get up quickly.

1 1. Get up. A deep voice. Scared my roommate to sit up. Hung up the phone and saw it was Tong Yuan. I sent the wrong message last night. I sent my boyfriend's information to Tong Yuan. Damn, Tong Yuan is great. ...

12. Take the last section of the high-speed train and take the most expensive sightseeing bus. When standing, everyone will line up in front of the car door, waiting for the door to open. As soon as sightseeing bus's door opened, a chubby uncle came out, surrounded by two young people in suits and ties, putting on airs to protect him, sticking out his head with one hand and shouting: Excuse me, excuse me. . . ? The girl standing at the end smoothed her bangs and said simply: What should I put, funeral or mourning? Line up.

13. Colleague: I went to the park yesterday and was bitten by mosquitoes for more than 40 bags in a short time. It itches to death! Me: Were you bitten by a mosquito naked? Bite so much! ! Obviously, I saw my colleague blush. ......

A humorous joke with a happy smile (classic)

1. After the beauty disappeared, the family took photos of the police and offered a reward for finding the beauty. Half a month passed, and the family came to the police station again without a clue. Didn't you say that the internet is very powerful? Why doesn't my daughter have any clues? Police:? Huh? Isn't there a photo of her in your house that hasn't been taken by P?

Seriously, the best way to keep a woman is to make her wet. I had a quarrel with my wife yesterday. I watched her scold and pack her clothes and go back to her parents' house. As soon as I thought that the best way was to get her wet, I quickly went to the toilet to pick up a big basin of water and poured it on my wife and her packed clothes. Hey, forget it. I'm really not leaving. . .

3. It was raining, and I was idle at home, so I licked it. My dog (bitch) saw it, and then ran over and twisted her ass for me to see. Damn, I'm ashamed.

4. A tramp took a bus, saw a beautiful nun and asked: Can I do it with you? Sister: No, I have given everything to God. After arriving at the station, the nun got off the bus and gave advice to the homeless on all the old drivers she saw. You dress up as God tonight and order her to do it with you, and she will definitely agree. The tramp thought about it and followed the nun. The tramp dressed up at night appeared in front of the nun and ordered the nun to do it with him. The nun said it could only be in the back, and the tramp said it was ok. After that, the tramp took off his mask. Look who I am. Just after that, the nun took off her mask and smiled. Look who I am again. The tramp vomited blood and sighed, old driver, I took it.

I had a dream one night, and everyone around me turned into zombies. I sent a message to my husband this morning for comfort. Stupid, he replied: even if I become a zombie, I won't eat you. Don't be afraid. I'm so touched! Excited reply: Can you control not eating me? Then happily wait for the next sweet talk, and receive a reply in ten seconds: it is too oily to eat.

Humorous jokes with happy smiles (selected articles)

1, walking down the street with a buddy, saw an ox cart coming, which was very eye-catching. When I looked at the driver carefully, the girl was ugly and fat. I'm sighing that the luxury car has an ugly girl. Come on, buddy: It seems that my dad bought the car.

2. When I came to a strange city alone, you taught me not to be afraid with vicissitudes and warm language; When I was wronged by my boyfriend, you said he didn't want you. Go back to your father! Even though I am really rude sometimes, you still pay my living expenses to my bank card on time. I gave you very little, but you gave me a lot in return. Happy holidays, michel platini.

3. I was still in bed this morning, and a buddy in the dormitory was discharging water in the bathroom. It was eloquent: I got up early in the morning to wash my pants, and countless children followed me into the water. It was not that my father didn't want you, but that my mother didn't take you in. ?

4. I was the first to get the certificate in the circle. I invited some friends and classmates to dinner. The friend asked: What's it like to live together? Me:? Daughter-in-law says I snore! ? A friend thinks it's too normal, and a female classmate interrupts: This is not a problem. Besides, he doesn't snore often, only occasionally. ? Is this meal still edible?

5. The mother said to her son: If you have a cold, drink more water. ? The son looked puzzled. His mother said:? Come on, there are so many snot papers on the bedside, and you said you didn't catch a cold. ?

6. A colleague of mine was circumcised, rested for half a month, and came to work today. Asked how he was, he said he was fine, but he lost four pounds. The company goddess listened to the answer and cut off such a big piece!

7. It's very cold in winter. I like to put my hand into my boyfriend's cuff to keep warm. Once he suddenly said:? The cuffs of my two coats are getting bigger and bigger, so I won't wear a coat in the future. ? I gave him a white look: How dare you say that? The neckline of my three sweaters is too big to wear. Why didn't you say it?

8. Sister in the opposite building, I won't talk if you don't close the curtains, and I will endure if you walk around naked! But you come back from time to time every night, which makes me sleep irregularly. This is your fault!

9、? Dad, give me some money. My classmates want to play with me? how much is it? How about 500? A man, a woman and a woman? I'll give you another 300. Have fun, okay? As if I were myself!

10, a female colleague of the company, brings a can of coke to work every morning, and when she looks suspicious, she goes forward and asks you how to drink coke every day. She replied: this is cheaper. I said, then why don't you drink the water from the company? Free! She said leisurely, that, that is useless!