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Joke: township cadres
The scholar looked at him and thought, this guy doesn't even understand your father's respect for other people's fathers. He teased him and said, "Your father is someone else's son's name."
Say that finish, scholar yan mouth smile, secretly pleased in my heart.
The farmer believed it, so he was polite to the scholar: "How many dads are there in Xianggong's family?"
The scholar turned pale with anger, but he couldn't get angry easily, so he had to say, "Your father is not at home."
The farmer looked at him and thought it was really because he had no son. Hearing this question made him very sad, so he comforted him sincerely: "xianggong doesn't have your father." Don't be sad. There are four sons in my family. Which one do you like, I'll give it to you as your father! "
2. On this day, Ma Mian hurriedly reported to the Prince of Yan: "My Lord, the boy you just arranged to keep the oil pan is a change."
The prince was surprised and asked, "What's the matter?"
Ma Mian said, "In the past, the little devils pushed people into the oil pan one by one, but this little devil twisted people together and threw them in two."
The prince breathed a sigh of relief and said, "What's the matter? I forgot to tell you that the little devil is a fritter. "
3. Answer: "Last time I fought, I beheaded three enemies."
B: "What's rare? I cut off the feet of eight enemies. "
A: "Then why don't you cut off their heads?"
B: "They all have no heads. How can I cut them? "
The military attache patrolled at night and met a man who came back late and claimed to be a scholar. The military attache said, "Since you are a scholar, I will test you."
The scholar said, "Please make a question."
The military attache thought for a long time, but couldn't think of a topic, so he shouted, "What a bargain. Fortunately, I can't think of the topic. "
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