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A poem about stupidity.

1. Poems about the head

The poem about the head is 1 What idioms are there to describe the head?

Stupid, shaking his head, mindless, clumsy, timid.

First, I am at a loss.

Pinyin: dā i tó u dā i n m: o m: o

Interpretation: dull: dementia, slow. Describe a silly or dull look.

Source: Ma Yuan Zhiyuan's "Yueyang Tower" is the third fold: "It seems that such a fool can't persuade him."

Vernacular interpretation: I can't advise you to go back like this.

Second, shake your head.

Pinyin: yá o tó u b m: I n m: o

Interpretation: The head is shaking. Describe pride or self-satisfaction. It also describes reading and reciting postures.

Source: Wang Song's "Wandering Tales" Volume 2: "People who are as bright as tigers and shake their heads are disgusting."

Vernacular interpretation: You can clearly look like a tiger, and people hate you when they shake their heads.

Third, no brain.

Pinyin: y m: u t ó u m é i n m: o

Explanation: Used to describe people who are restless and have different words and deeds.

Source: Ming Lingmengchu's "Surprise at the Second Moment" Volume 38: "Stupid is brainless, talk about the east and recognize the west."

Vernacular interpretation: you are stupid and brainless, just say it is in the east and think it is on the western border.

Fourth, clumsy.

Pinyin: o

Interpretation: stupid: stupid. Describe not smart, slow response.

Source: Zhu Ziqing's Summer in Yangzhou: "At first glance, the ship is so clumsy."

Example: You know, I'm all thumbs and never care about money.

Fifth, the probe will shrink the brain

Pinyin: tà n tó u sun m: o n m: o

Interpretation: Beware of timidity.

Source: Cao Qingxue Qin's Dream of Red Mansions (102): "When I arrived in the garden, it was really sinister. Jia, she is still rushing forward, and the people behind her are retreating. "

Vernacular interpretation: it's really sinister to go to the garden. Jia she also tried to move forward, and everyone who followed her became timid.

2. Idioms describing the head

Arrogant or divorced from reality.

(of husband and wife) live together for life.

Describe happiness or leisure.

hold one's head and cry one's heart out

from start to finish

From title page to postscript

Start showing your abilities/talents.

Panic or listlessness

A humble and respectful look

false advertising

Funny and stupid

Coat one's head with bird droppings

Dirty face and messy hair

confounded

Representation of speech act

It's like a long time ago.

Six arms and three heads are metaphors for people's extraordinary skills and magical power.

An endless beginning.

Unable to achieve

All kinds of evil people

Headless flies-there is no clear purpose in doing things.

Have no idea at all.

feel as confused as a tangled skein―be utterly confused and disconcerted

be at a loss

Comment from head to toe-criticize sth/sb.

Deliberately imitate, nothing new

wooden man

advance together

A stubborn and rebellious look

Steal your head.

Although we have been dating for a long time, we still keep our distance.

The couple love the elderly.

(of husband and wife) grow old together

silkworm head and swallow tail

Hide one's head and expose one's tail-reveal some, but not all.

The leader of the robbers, the former chief of the central flag city.

Complete

Fascinate sb.

Stand out from others.

make a public appearance

Have a bright future

Not modification.

Disaster is imminent/approaching/approaching.

Do things with a beginning and no end.

Dull-witted

dignity

A blow or a cry [given by a Zen monk to new students as part of the reception ceremony to promote understanding of the former]-a sharp warning.

Head-on—

Bow hypocritically

fleinhelter-skelter

Loyal opposition, general of the game of death

have nothing in common

Female makeup

Escape after being hit

Bad things put on good things, dirty things.

It is only a change in form, but the essence has not changed.

Make a superficial change

To pour abuse on.

Hanging sheep's head to sell dog meat-shoddy; Do bad things in the name of good things; Do bad things in the name of good things; Hanging sheep's heads to sell dog meat; false advertising

Careless in doing or thinking.

To pour abuse on.

stealthy

Looking dignified and strong describes a strong and honest body (especially a child).

Anticlimactic ―― like a lion

The appearance is dusty and dirty.

Something that is light and unimportant.

Repent and be saved

The prince's appearance is still average

be covered with cuts and bruises

Speak in each other's ear

Ugly appearance

Kowtowing is like beating your chest.

Bare head and barefoot

Kneel on the ground, bow

return of the prodigal son

Hit something around, eg in a room full of furniture.

Not modification.

arduous and tortuous

Found himself dead.

imprudent

There is no one on the list, two sides, two ends.

(of women) make public appearances.

bury oneself in hard work

Fall into hopeless confusion

People who are extremely angry will boldly do anything.

Be unable to understand sth

Zhang erkong, confused.

His hair is unkempt and his face is dirty-he looks unkempt.

Very confused

Sweep your face to the top. Describe (blow, shock, criticism, etc. ) with great strength.

Let your hair hang freely.

Try to stick your head in the water to make the cow drink-try to impose your will on someone.

illegitimate

Comment from head to toe-criticize sth/sb.

The horse's chin doesn't match the cow's head-it's uncoordinated/irrelevant/incompatible.

Talk about this woman's appearance.

Break both ends

Shaggy hair and sparse teeth-old age and weak body.

Cow's head and horse's face (two followers of the ghost king)-all kinds of demons/evil/evil people

Conventional characteristics

be unresolved/unsettled

Turn your head to one side

The look of anxiety at the moment

Men behave badly.

Three heads and six arms-a person with supreme power

The confrontation between the three parties in court

A woman's show off

Say hello, kiss up, and play two-faced.

grotesque

Things are incomplete.

Unnecessary repetition

foolish

Behavior stealth

Pleasant, informal

Be completely defeated

Cure a headache

timid

Where to break the ground in tai sui

be top-heavy

From top to bottom, from top to bottom

Headache and low-grade fever-minor ailment

Run out of energy, nothing.

Many people get together to watch.

Hair loss, tooth loss-aging

Reverse the primary and secondary relationship

Brilliant and promising.

Xutou banao

Come with your head on.

(of children) round and fat.

Insured leader

Lang Beixiang said to the escapee

Cover your head with your hand and sneak away like a mouse-run away like a frightened mouse

All its leaders

depress

Stretch one's neck to watch

Stick your head out and look around.

Get down, asshole.

This man is ugly and good-looking.

A look of complacency or contentment.

Contented with the status quo, self-righteous appearance

Shake your head-look satisfied.

Contented with the status quo, self-righteous appearance

A snake and two songs

Yushu skull

With a deer head and a pair of mouse eyes-ugly and cunning, disgusting.

impossibility

3. Sentences or words that describe the head

He is seven years old. He is neither tall nor thin, but he looks very energetic.

He has short hair, a handsome face with bright black eyes and a high nose like a carrot. People who have been to his house say that he has good features and is a good-looking boy.

My sister is very cute. She has been three months. A few days ago, it was my sister's centenary birthday. My mother drove her little sister to "Love You Baby" and took some photos.

My sister has a pair of sparkling eyes, a bulging face and a very small mouth. She has a pair of lovely ears, and a pair of small hands clenched their fists and swayed from time to time.

Look! That meaty little foot like steamed bread is so cute! I love my sister. My favorite classmate is Geng Hao, a handsome boy. Look! He is not tall, but he looks strong. His arms and legs are like ripe corn cobs.

He likes to wear a coat without buttons, and he says, "That will be more imposing." Geng Hao's head is round, his red face is round, and coincidentally, his shiny black eyes are round.

I like his smile best. When he laughed, his black eyes turned into two crescent moons. His little red mouth likes telling jokes. His jokes always make us laugh until the end, and then the curved crescent moon appears again.

My father is the first mate of the merchant ship of ocean shipping company. He is very tall, his yellowish hair is naturally curly, his white square face is embedded with a pair of smart eyes, and his nose is particularly big under his high nose.

When I was a child, I often looked at his nostrils and asked, "Dad, why are your nostrils so big?" He always answers with a smile; "Choose a horse with a big nose, because a horse with a big nose runs fast. Dad was a sprint champion at school when he was a child. Do not believe you ask your mother. "

At this time, my mother and I will look at his big nostrils and laugh. Dad is thin, of medium build, with a pair of modest eyes and a flat head. His high nose looks more energetic.

The chiseled lips are covered with whiskers like steel needles. Dad has a lot of knowledge. He often tells me many amazing and interesting science stories and tries to exercise me in many ways.

There is such a little boy in our class. He is not tall, his body is like a small tree, and his limbs are like fresh shoots. His thin body bears a big head, which really worries people whether his weak body can hold on. His face is very white, and the most striking thing is his big watery eyes, which are wide and round. Sometimes it really reminds people of the Monkey King's critical eyes in The Journey to the West.

People say, "The eyes are the windows to the soul." His big head is full of rich knowledge, which is enviable.

He also has a clever little mouth, red, and sings a beautiful song! Do you know him? Want to know who he is? He is Wang Yuxi from our class. My cousin is five years old this year. Although she is only five years old, sometimes I can't even tell, so I have to give her three points.

Cousin is very cute, with two dimples on her chubby face. Sometimes when we smile at her, she will say, "I know what you are laughing at. You are laughing at my dimples. "

With that, he poked her dimples with chubby fingers, looking very proud. The most attractive thing about my cousin is her eyes. Her black eyes are so big that they almost occupy the whole eyeball. They are dark and seem to have no end in sight.

When she asks you for something, she looks at you with pleading eyes, and your heart suddenly softens. She will give you whatever she wants. My mother works as a teacher in a health school.

She has big bright eyes under her bushy eyebrows and a nagging mouth under her straight nose, but she has a caring heart in her chest. Teacher Sun is the math teacher in our class.

She is of medium height and looks like 35 years old. An amiable face, always so kind.

The eyes seen from those black-rimmed glasses are always so bright and kind. Her language is always so profound, so wonderful and makes people laugh.

The female teacher's surname is Song. Because she is young, she is only 20 years old at most. So we all call her Miss Song, and some female students kindly call her Big Sister. Teacher Xiao Song is tall and dressed simply.

There are two arch eyebrows on the face of melon seeds, a pair of bright and sharp eyes embedded under the arch eyebrows, and a glib mouth. Teacher Xiao Song tied two long ponytails and dragged them to his shoulders.

Feng Cheng is a classmate in our class. He is not tall and his eyes are big and bright. In particular, he has two big ears and two thick lips, just like a big clock.

To this end, the students gave him a nickname-"Big Clock". Coincidentally, since the second grade, Feng Cheng has kept the classroom open and locked in the class every day, just like ringing a bell. This nickname is called "Open".

Zhang Shan, my deskmate, is very delicate and watery, but she ended up with the nickname "Zhang Luneng". Li became a member of the Health Committee of the "Second Bar" because she was nosy.

Although she is small and short, her voice is very high. No matter who did something wrong, she will get to the bottom of it and make you apologize.

Therefore, I secretly changed her name to "Mera". The classroom stopped talking as soon as the invigilator came in.

He has a high nose, bright eyes embedded under long black eyebrows and a thick beard under his nose, which makes people know that he is a strict invigilator. He glanced at the classroom and then began to speak: "Students, today is the time for you to report your primary school results to your motherland. Do the problem carefully, and don't be careless at all. After receiving the test paper, you should see the questions clearly, don't glance left and right, whisper, answer questions carefully, and strive for good results. "

My father is a humorous person. Dad is short and thin, with white skin and black hair, and that curly "big wave" hairstyle. Anyone who sees him will think that he has permed his hair in the barber shop.

His colleagues say that he is a fallen Christian, and I think so. Artist, a famous binding artist in five provinces of Central and South China. His solo exhibition was well received by many celebrities.

He is also a funny man, especially fond of joking. I don't know if he is.

I want to enrich the sentences in my mind.

Some abilities can be accelerated, such as going to the gym to exercise muscles for three months. But the connotation, not only needs to read more books, but also needs to know more things, and sometimes needs to reflect and think with heart. Let me give you a simple example: you experienced something, but you didn't reflect on it. The way you handle it next time won't make much progress. And if you take it as a big event, take time to think about it and take it as a lesson, you won't be rash when you watch similar events next time, because you tell yourself that what I know and what I have experienced will be handled better than what others have not experienced, and then you will take it seriously.

I said so much, you may think what I said is useless. I know you want to ask if there is any way to make your words gorgeous, eloquent and eloquent, but my friend, there is a saying in literature: write like a man; There is a saying in the business world: business is human nature; Why does everyone think that no matter what they do, they have to return to being human? Because only by knowing the truth of being a man can we do everything well! !

No matter what situation you face, no matter what you do, you should be pious, not arrogant, not to feel inferior, read more, think more and listen more. If you think you can't do it, don't act in a hurry, see what those who can do it have, get in touch with people with connotation more, and mix with people with no quality less. After a long time, you will find that you will change. This change may not make you eloquent, but it will make people think you are mature.

Enough!

5. Poems related to bald heads.

Tune the tune with water (see Tang Po and Yun Xie)-Xin Qiji

Shoot the golden que during the day, and the tiger and leopard are nine in one. Seeing how often you remonstrate, you can talk about holding the sky back. Loyal to the liver, righteous and courageous, Wan Li misty rain, guessing the past. Political fear is inevitable, and the news is coming.

Laugh at my house, the door is covered with grass and the diameter is long with moss. You shouldn't use your hands, but put the crab in the cup. It's still very sad for me to talk about swords and things other than poetry, and to dance and sing wildly. White hair has seeds, and it grows when you wake up. White hair has seeds, and it grows when you wake up. This is a famous sentence.

Bodhisattva Man (Ye Prime Minister's Banquet Pavilion)-Xin Qiji

Qingshan wants to speak in a superior language. There are countless horses. Smoke and rain are low. Hope will never come.

People talk with their heads. Always worried about being white. Clap your hands and laugh at Sha Ou. I am full of sadness.

Sha Ou clapped his hands and laughed with a sad face. This is a famous sentence.

Sheng Chazi (Yang Shanxing)-Xin Qiji

I got drunk last night and threw up in the middle of the night. If you hadn't seen the poor man, your head would have been like snow all night.

Drunk tonight, the moon turns off the mountain flute. Pack your poems and send them to Yang Xiong's house.

If you hadn't seen the poor man, your head would have been like snow all night. This is a famous sentence.