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Humorous sentences describing hunger

1. I'm so hungry. I want to eat octopus balls, spicy hot pot barbecue, Zhou Heiya roasted wings and French fries, hot and sour powder and snail powder. ...

2. I have a headache, I am hungry and my eyes are astringent ... I wonder if I will see snow when I get up tomorrow morning.

3. I am a little tired after finishing the lecture and cleaning up the classroom. Today, I made cookies for the children. They were all very happy and excited. They ate delicious food. It's just a waste of money and energy. Don't go home at this time, stay at school. I'm so hungry that I really want to eat the cookies made in class. I really want to eat again.

Stop eating and lose weight, I'm so hungry.

Every night, the play begins again: Hungry! ! ! I am so hungry! ! ! Hungry! ! ! Say the important things three times!

I am so hungry, but I feel guilty about eating now. Fortunately, I pulled two cushions!

7. I am so hungry. What should I eat? Well, as a minority, I won't order takeout either. There are few Muslim restaurants.

8. I am so hungry. I want to eat instant noodles, steak, hot pot, Zhou Heiya, fish with Chinese sauerkraut, fish head with chopped pepper and mala Tang. Stop it, my mouth is watering all over the bed.

9. I was in a daze again today. I ate an egg in the morning, a bowl of marinated powder at noon and an apple duck neck in the afternoon. I know I ate too much again. I'll continue tomorrow. I don't know how long I can last, but come on, I'm so hungry now. Hold on.

10. I'm hungry when I look at the kitchen. Every time I look at it, I am full of desire to cook. In the future, I will choose the equipment of the new kitchen, and then I want a refrigerator that can neatly accommodate all my favorite foods and ingredients.

1 1. I'm so hungry that I want to eat fried rice with eggs, but my brother is watching the running man and won't help me fry it.

12. I'm so hungry, but I've brushed my teeth and gone to bed, so I can only endure snoring and hold my breath. This is a matter of principle, it's broken!