The complete works of funny homophonic jokes

Interesting homophonic jokes are as follows;

1. Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved chicken very much. The tenant rented his land, but it was not enough to pay the rent. He must give him a chicken first. A tenant named Zhang San went to pay the rent to the landlord at the end of the year and rented it out the next year. When he went, he put a chicken in a bag and paid the rent. He told the landlord about the lease of the land next year. He insisted that his hands were empty, opened his eyes and said, "There are no three kinds of fields." ?

Zhang Sanming understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag. As soon as the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his mouth and said, "If I don't give it to Zhang San, who will I give it to?" Zhang San said, "Your words have changed so fast!" The landlord replied, "That sentence was nonsense (chicken talk) just now, and now this sentence is" play it by ear (chicken talk) "

In a busy market, a fish seller shouted, "Fresh fish!" At this time, a bubble gum seller immediately shouted: "bubble gum!" " Hearing this, the fish seller said to the sugar seller, "Hey, why did you say my fish was ruined?" The more they quarreled, the more fierce they became.

Just then, a seller of bean sprouts shouted again: "bean sprouts!" " A security guard came up and asked, "Who else is quarreling with them?" The person who happened to sell avocado shouted, "Avocado! After hearing this, the security guard said, "All right, you four take it together.

4. There is a Mr. Huang, whose son is called Huang Jun. He often takes his son on the No.8 bus, so there is often a funny scene: Mr. Huang takes his son to the station and sees a No.8 bus entering the bus station in the distance. He immediately shouted to his son around him: Huang Jun, run, the 8th is coming!

One day, a man named A Shuang died. His family burst into tears at home: "Cool! Cool! " Their neighbors saw it and asked them what was going on. They said, "Great, great."

6. A shop assistant wrote the words "for sale now" on the blackboard. A customer next to him said, "Comrade, you wrote' zero' in retail." The salesman glared at the customer and said, "Come on, there is a vertical knife next to the word' no'!"

7. In ancient times, there was a newly appointed county magistrate who asked his housekeeper to buy a bamboo pole. Because the county magistrate is a foreigner and his accent is different from that of the locals, the housekeeper went to the market to buy pig liver as soon as he heard that the bamboo pole was pig liver, and blackmailed two pig ears into his pocket. After coming back, the county magistrate was furious and said, "Who told you to buy pig liver? Where are your ears? " Hearing this, the housekeeper was startled. She took two pig ears out of her pocket and handed them, saying, "These are two ears."