Funny sentences about boyfriend being jealous to make him happy are universal

Funny sentences to make your boyfriend happy when he is jealous (Part 1)

1. Even if I go around eight streets, it’s just to meet you by chance.

2. If I were a tear in your eye, I would slide down your cheek and stop at your lips. If you are a drop of tear in my eyes, then I will never cry in my life because I am afraid of losing you.

3. But at least we are the most important people in the world to each other!

4. In the two years we have been together, you have been unable to quit the habit of smoking. You said that cigarettes represent a man’s loneliness. What I am confused about is that you still feel that I have been with you for so long. Loneliness, there are two iron boxes in the cabinet in the room, and the cigarette butts you have smoked in the past two years are collected in the boxes.

5. You are the lighthouse in my heart. I just want to move my love for you out of my heart. I just want to express my love for you.

6. The corners of your mouth are raised and your heart is beating. This must be the feeling of liking, what do you think?

7. So that you can see that I like you.

8. Dear past, thank you for the lesson you taught me. Dear future, I am ready.

9. It makes me like you so much.

10. After I met you, I never thought about anyone else until I got married.

11. I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, I hope I can hold you when I sleep, I hope I can see you when I wake up! I always hope so, forever.

12. Our mutual understanding makes us finally come together, and we will stay like this forever until we grow older

13. My dear, you are my baby. , in this world, everything is changing, only my love for you remains unchanged.

14. I really want to eat you all in one go.

15. If you think of me as a kite, either fly me away, or keep it and take it home. Don’t tie me up with an invisible emotion and make me sad.

16. I don’t want to admit that you are someone I shouldn’t protect. I don’t want to weave my weaknesses in front of you.

17. No matter what the situation, you must raise your head. When you raise your head, you will see the sunshine. When you raise your head, tears will not fall.

18. You are the most literary and rational boy I have ever met. That’s also the thing I think we’re most similar to.

19. A cigarette, a glass of wine, it doesn’t matter.

20. Thinking of you is sweet, love is missing for no reason, as long as you are happy, it is my purest wish. Funny sentences to make your boyfriend happy when he is jealous (Part 2)

21. I have flirted with you thousands of times in my mind, but when I see you, I turn into a coward.

22. Come and challenge Golahei’s technology.

23. The door opened, but my room was still empty. There was no familiar figure waiting for me, and the bed was no longer warm.

24. I have no way out, even though I have gone through a lot of hardships, I don’t want to quit. It is conscience that makes love strong, and God decides the rest. Loving you is a road of no return.

25. I will wait for you until the end of time, and I will grow old together in the next reincarnation.

26. Don’t face me, me, with the Mona Lisa smile. I really want to shave off your eyebrows.

27. Baby, my love for you has never changed. You are the part of me that was sealed in my heart in order to surrender to the status quo.

28. Thinking of you is very sweet. I want to build a snowman with you this winter to build our future happiness.

29. You are my paradise, you are the reincarnation of Germany in my life, you let me know how to miss you happily.

30. You are handsome and popular, so many girls like you. As the woman behind you, I should be proud of this.

But love is mutual, and every girl's idea of ??liking you is different.

31. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first!

32. I have long passed the age of being crazy about love, and I never believe in stories of love at first sight! But I miss you, but I can’t help myself! What you see is the real me! A never-ending feeling! I am touched that you are the most beautiful existence in this world!

33. I believe in love, and I believe in you even more. I want to take pictures with you, eat together, and do things with you that I have never done before.

34. You are the brightest star. I want to sign a treaty with you. The content is the same and the term is lifelong.

35. If one of us dies first, I would rather let you die first, so that the pain can be left to me and you will not have so much pain! Leave all the pain to me!

36. As long as you enter within 100 kilometers of this circle, your heartbeat will speed up my heartbeat.

37. You said you would wait for me, but you really did. You just found someone to wait with you.

38. Because love is reluctant to part with the love you have given: so waiting is reluctant to part with the wait you have given: these loves and these waits are not yours in the end!

39. It is the most eternal scenery in my plain years.

40. I embed you in a tear, imagining that it will be amber after a thousand years. I dare not lower my head, for fear that the tear will fall and break you, break me, break the thousand-year dream, let I will protect you for the rest of my life! Funny sentences to make your boyfriend happy when he is jealous (Part 3)

41. That person, I just want you to remember that I exist in your world, and I don’t want me to be your passerby.

42. An empty heart is the best gift: walking alone is the most beautiful scenery.

43. Turning around in desolation, how many surprises you have given me. It can be seen that the plain paper and light ink are destined to the left bank. My smile blooms only for you.

44. You were my benefactor in my previous life, and I will repay you in this life.

45. With you, I am no longer lonely. When I cry, you wipe it away for me. When I am cold, you hold me in your arms, and I am no longer lonely. My dear, I - love you! !

46. The road is made step by step. Love is bought back bit by bit. Life is also like this, page by page, truly lived! I cherish my life and cherish you even more!

47. Tears flow out of the eyes: suffering is hidden in the heart: it is me who cannot think clearly: it is you who cannot let go: tears flow because of suffering: I am in pain because of you!

48. You are no one, you are my only one, my dear, may we be together forever and our true love remains unchanged.

49. Saying you out loud is a tear in my eyes, and I try to suppress it to prevent you from falling.

50. Lies, after packaging, have a better name called promise.

51. I only want a little bit of your love, a little bit of your kiss, and a little bit of your heart. Let me put myself in your heart, and let you always blow in my ear with your breath. Mess with my origins!

52. She will lose her temper with you because of many things, but she will always stay by your side.

53. My dear, you stole my love and my heart. I decided to take you to court. What crime should you be sentenced to? The judge went through all the criminal records and cases, and finally the jury Unanimously: You are sentenced to be mine for life.

54. I once cried and said, I can’t live without you. Now I laugh, I can live without anyone, and it’s wonderful.

55. You are my heaven, love is in the corner, you are lost, but when I wake up, I find that you still love me.

56. Without you, the world would be difficult to move forward! I am trapped in the same place and my memories condense. In the dark night, I am looking forward to the arrival of dawn soon. Only you can give me the warm morning light.

57. But it still looks the way I like it. What should I do?

58. As long as you are willing, I will always be with you, and it will remain the same forever and ever. Without interference from the outside world, without being driven by desires, without being influenced by emotions, I just love you with my own pure nature.

59. If I were a rose, I would offer fragrance; if I were the sun, I would offer warmth; if I were a diamond, I would offer eternity... But I am nothing, I can only say: I love you!

60. This way you won’t lose me wherever I go. Excerpts of sentences to make your boyfriend happy when he is in a bad mood

Sentences to make your boyfriend happy when he is in a bad mood (Part 1)

1. If you can do it yourself, it is best to do it yourself Do.

2. There are many people in this world who look down on you, but few people accompany you and cherish those who accompany you 2.

3. My heart has been in the same place for several years. Life has been full of hardships, and it seems specious but not true. But this growth has become true! You know it, my love!

4. I believe in love, and I believe in you even more. I want to take pictures with you, eat together, and do things with you that I have never done before.

5. Thinking of you is sweet, I will always protect you, no matter how hard it is, I will accompany you through it.

6. Whenever the night rises, I stare at you, write my thoughts into my heart, and ignite myself with enthusiasm. Although there are no miracles in life, it is like the eternal tide of the sea. Read this message quietly and bless you, you are so beautiful today!

7. Baby, my love for you will never change. You will accompany me until the end. I am really happy.

8. You are a mouse, I am a cat: You are tea, I am water: You are a tree, I am a vine: You are cash, I am a card:

9 . Because love is reluctant to part with the love that has been given: so waiting is reluctant to part with the waiting that has been given: these loves and these waits are not yours in the end!

10. You are the brightest star. The way the policeman confesses has noticed you for a long time. Please come with me.

11. My dear, you are my baby.

12. Although there are many people in the world, there is actually only one person who is willing to accompany you late at night and on rainy days.

13. It feels like integrating yourself into his life.

14. What is the most profound thing in my heart, only you! my sweetheart.

15. The reason why I left you is not because you are bad or I don’t love you. You are a person who pursues perfection. I am worried that when my appearance fades, you will slowly alienate me. Instead of this, I will choose to leave you before my face is worn away by time, leaving you with perfect memories.

16. Just be with you like this, accompany you through every step of the way, and grow old with you.

17. I just hope, whether it will be three years, five years, or ten years later. One day, we met and recognized each other. You shouted, I miss you so much. At that moment, I will burst into tears.

18. No matter how strong a person is, there will be a day when he cannot hold on any longer; no matter how persistent a heart is, there will be a moment when he sheds tears.

19. Witty words are a surefire way to control prey, and hemming and hawing is the reaction to seeing someone you like.

20. I have no way out, even though I have gone through a lot of hardships, I don’t want to quit. It is conscience that makes love strong, and God decides the rest. Loving you is a road of no return. Sentences to make your boyfriend happy when he is in a bad mood (Part 2)

21. A woman’s heart is so fickle. One moment she wants to be petty, the next she wants passion, and sometimes she wants romance, and she has to be constant. surprise.

22. I miss you so much. We have been apart for three days, but it seems like a century has passed. I wonder if your mood has improved? Is your body okay? I shouldn't have bothered you the past few days and annoyed you. I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have disturbed you when you were tired. I hope you are happy.

23. My love will always be with you. I hope if I say you are busy, you will say no. You are important and I will accompany you.

24. That person, I just want you to remember that I exist in your world, and I don’t want me to be your passerby.

25. You are the lighthouse in my heart, and I will always be with you silently, even though I am a little woman in front of others.

26. The world was originally lonely, but since the emergence of humans, the world has become lively: My heart was originally lonely, but since the emergence of you, my heart has become happy.

27. Promise me that we will spend Valentine’s Day together next year!

28. I want to be with you so much, to travel to all corners of the world, to travel across thousands of rivers and mountains, so that every day will be connected together into our most beautiful and beautiful memories!

29. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first!

30. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. If you cry, you are the only one crying in the whole world.

31. You were my benefactor in my previous life, and I will repay you in this life.

32. Are you busy? It’s okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn’t disturb you: I’m thinking of you! I hope you will have a smile on your face when you receive my text message, and let your friends around you know that you are happy! I love you!

33. I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, I hope I can hold you when I sleep, I hope I can see you when I wake up! I always hope so, forever.

34. My love has always been with you, and suddenly I found that I had listened to my favorite song many times and loved it for many years.

35. You are the brightest star, you are all the happiness in my life, looking at you is to see my happiness.

36. I really want to eat you all in one go.

37. You were once my most beautiful first love, but now it is a memory that I cannot forget. Why can’t Buddha give us that beautiful ending?! But it makes me remember it forever!

38. The stars in the sky are shining brightly. Which one is your heart? Altair and Vega. The meeting of seven and seven tortures the heart. Your heart and my heart are connected together!

39. Dear past, thank you for the lesson you taught me. Dear future, I am ready.

40. Without you, the world would be difficult to move forward! I am trapped in the same place and my memories condense. In the dark night, I am looking forward to the arrival of dawn soon. Only you can give me the warm morning light. Sentences to make your boyfriend happy when he is in a bad mood (Part 3)

41. I believe in love, and I believe in you even more. I sing my memories to you, and I just want to reminisce with you every day we were together.

42. I don’t say I miss you either, so both the moon and you are kept in the dark.

43. There are many people looking at you2 in this world, but few people accompanying you2. Cherish the people who accompany you 2.

44. Carefully explore the other kind of love you have left in this life, and return it to you tomorrow after a long time

45. I feel so nervous. When I sent you a text message, I I don’t know what’s waiting for me.

46. In the two years we have been together, you have been unable to quit the habit of smoking. You said that cigarettes represent a man’s loneliness. What I am confused about is that you still feel that I have been with you for so long. Loneliness, there are two iron boxes in the cabinet in the room, and the cigarette butts you have smoked in the past two years are collected in the boxes.

47. My dear, you are my baby. If you need someone to accompany you, I will sit next to you and accompany you quietly.

48. Even if it is just an empty joy, I am willing to wait.

49. Love is the fragrance of spring flowers, love is the bright sun shining high in summer, love is the fragrance of osmanthus in autumn, and love is the flying snowflakes on winter nights. Beautiful love, I hope you can have it soon!

50. You are my paradise. I also want to put you in the corner of time, but there is no place to put it.

51. If you ask me what I like most about you? I will say I like your eyes the most, because they contain my happy smile: If you want to give me a gift, I want the second piece of your shirt. button, because it is the place closest to your heart.

52. I know we can only be friends but my love remains unchanged. As long as you need my love one day, I will be by your side at any time. Even at that time, my shoulders were still for you. Open.

53. No matter how busy I am, I will drink coffee with you, no matter how cold I am, I will listen to your jokes, no matter how annoying I am, I will listen to you telling me your worries, no matter how bad the situation is, I will make you live well, and no matter how tired I will be, I will Sending you a message, no matter how hard it is, I will be with you.

54. I love you, not because of how much you love me, but because you are you, and I just love you.

55. You said you would wait for me, but you really did. You just found someone to wait with you.

56. I know you are running away from me at this time, can't you really forgive me for being cruel that night? My defense has long been destroyed by your crying, and I am hopelessly in love. You got it.

57. An empty heart is the best gift: walking alone is the most beautiful scenery.

58. When it is speeding by like a train, my dear, if you don’t come, I will look for you.

59. Thinking of you, sweet. Since you don't need to love me, I don't need to hurt you.

60. I listened to the rain last night, listen to my heart tonight, and watch the night with you tomorrow. If you are willing, I will accompany you through all the hardships in your life. What to say to cheer up your boyfriend when he is angry

What to cheer up when your boyfriend is angry (Part 1)

1. Just be together like this and accompany you through every step of the way. Accompany you to grow old slowly.

2. You said you would wait for me, but you really did. You just found someone to wait with you.

3. You are the lighthouse in my heart. I am waiting for someone, someone who can accompany you till the end of time.

4. I passed by a restaurant I went to with someone I liked before. The restaurant was demolished and so was the memory.

5. Baby, my love for you will never change. My dear, listen to your love.

6. Without you, the world would be difficult to move forward! I am trapped in the same place and my memories condense. In the dark night, I look forward to the dawn coming soon. Only you can give me the warm morning light.

7. The two luckiest things in my life, one is that time has worn away my love for you; the other is that I met you a long, long time ago

8. My dear, you are my baby. In this world, everything is changing, but my love for you remains unchanged.

9. When the person you like says a word to yourself, you will feel the warmth of the sun.

10. When I think of you, it feels sweet. You and Northwest Wind are always with me.

11. Thinking of you is sweet, love is missing for no reason, as long as you are happy, it is my purest wish.

12. But the courier didn’t let me get into the box.

13. Thinking of you is sweet. I will always protect you. No matter how hard it is, I will accompany you through it.

14. Come back, my dear.

15. I only have you in my eyes, your eyes only look at me, and we watch quietly.

16. I am willing to cover my ears for you and tell you the love words from my previous life.

17. Don’t talk nonsense. Just sleep when I tell you to. When you’re full, get up and eat the breakfast I made!

18. It only takes a minute to meet someone, and it only takes a sentence to like someone: it only takes a day to fall in love with someone, but it takes a day to forget someone. Use a lifetime.

19. I want to be with you, watch the sunrise and sunset with you, and collect the romantic atmosphere with you...

20. There is no right or wrong in love. Only those who have been abandoned and hurt before know how to love others? As long as you have love in your heart, love bravely and believe that happiness is right in front of you. Words to cheer up your boyfriend when he is angry (Part 2)

21. You are the brightest star. The way the policeman confesses has noticed you for a long time. Please come with me.

22. You are the lighthouse in my heart, and I will always be with you silently, even though I am a little woman in front of others.

23. You are no one, you are my only one, you are the eternal dream in my heart, I think I have dreams all my life.

24. Dear past, thank you for the lesson you taught me. Dear future, I am ready.

25. When it is speeding by like a train, my dear, if you don’t come, I will look for you.

26. I don’t have many words! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you around, everything is you!

27. I know you are running away from me at this time, can't you really forgive me for being cruel that night? My defense has long been destroyed by your crying, and I am hopelessly in love with you. You got it.

28. I listened to the rain last night, listen to my heart tonight, and watch the night with you tomorrow. If you are willing, I will accompany you through all the hardships in your life.

29. You are my heaven, love is in the corner, you are lost, but I wake up and find that you still love me.

30. Because love is reluctant to part with the love that has been given: so waiting is reluctant to part with the waiting that has been given: these loves and these waits are not yours in the end!

31. There are many people worth waiting for, but there is one fool who can make me willing to wait.

32. Long time no see, I actually miss you a little... A touch of lovesickness, just like the red beans, represents my sincere and simple heart.

33. My love will always be with you. I hope if I say you are busy, you will say no. You are important and I will accompany you.

34. I will give you the whole world, but I will only allow you a lifetime. In troubled times, I will only wish you a minute and a second.

35. An empty heart is the best gift: walking alone is the most beautiful scenery.

36. If you ask me what I like most about you? I will say I like your eyes the most, because they contain my happy smile: If you want to give me a gift, I want the second piece of your shirt. button, because it is the place closest to your heart.

37. I am willing to get to know you, to know each other, to support each other in the world of mortals, to be in pain, to be in pain, to be drunk, to be happy, to be happy, and to hold hands for a lifetime.

38. A dream is a memory, deeply entwined by love, and will remain forever the moment you suddenly look back.

39. My dear, you are my baby.

40. You are the lighthouse in my heart. Only when you respect or help others, others will respect or help you. Words to cheer up your boyfriend when he is angry (Part 3)

41. Thinking of you, sweet. Since you don't need to love me, I don't need to hurt you.

42. Turning back to love is not what I want, Chacha, I just want to hold your hand and grow old together with you. Do you still remember the big belly? "How can you be so stupid that you actually plan to give me everything you have, giving up the entire forest just for a dwarf coconut tree..." I forgot to tell you, I measured it, my cm, length cm.

43. I didn’t want to fall in love today, but when I woke up, I found that the one I love most is you.

44. In the previous life, you were a butterfly and I was a flower. In the next life, you will be the rain and I will be the wind. I am really happy to meet you.

45. Baby, I really love you. I know what I did made you unhappy, but I will change it. I can’t live without you.

46. You always have the habit of kicking the quilt at night, so the woman who stays by your side and loves you is destined not to sleep too deeply. Auntie (his mother) said that you have been in poor health since you were a child. If you catch a slight cold, you will catch a fever. There is cold medicine in the flower basket on the refrigerator. When sleeping at night, remember to sleep half-covered and half-covered, so that the quilt cannot be kicked off.

47. Even if you don’t show your kindness to me, I still want to throw myself into your arms and rub myself against you.

48. The future is always unknown. How do you know how long the people around you can stay with you?

49. I feel so nervous. When I text you, I don’t know what is waiting for me.

50. I don’t say I miss you either, so both the moon and you are kept in the dark.

51. When I was waiting for you to see a doctor, I felt so guilty because I had caused you to suffer. If I could, I would rather be the one who got sick.

52. I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, I hope I can hold you when I sleep, I hope I can see you when I wake up! I always hope so, forever.

53. Baby, my love for you has never changed. You have been hit by the evil star, and the man who is with you will not have a good outcome.

54. You are my paradise, and I also want to put you in the corner of time, but there is no place to put it.

55. Lies, after packaging, have a better name called promise.

56. You are my paradise, my dear, as long as I am with you, no matter how strong the wind and rain are, I am not afraid.

57. I want to walk through the ups and downs of life with you. Not long, just this life.

58. My love is always with you. No matter what, it's braver to tell someone you like something than to say nothing.

59. As long as you do what you like, fatigue and hard work are a kind of enjoyment and happiness.

60. The road of longing is long and endless: the rainbow after the rain is short, the beautiful moment: the clouds in the sky, drifting with the wind: the boat in the sea of ????heart, using love as its sail: the starless night. With a lamp as my companion: the days without you are all about missing you! Words to make your boyfriend happy

Words to make your boyfriend happy

1. When the wolf comes, the pig's nest is in chaos. Mother Pig arranges for the big pig to block the door! Erzhu, go block the window! When she saw the little pig, the mother pig got angry and shouted: Third child, stop reading the text messages! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away.

2. If you think you have a high IQ, press it. If you think you are quite humorous, press it. If you think you are quite charming, press it. Test result: quite shameless!

3. A Yuan is studying abroad. One day, he found that his living expenses had been used up in advance, so he hurriedly sent a telegram to his family asking for help. There were only four words in the telegram: Out of ammunition and food. A few days later, Ayuan received a call back from home: Hold on!

4. Two frogs fell in love, and after getting married, they gave birth to a toad. When the male frog saw this, he was furious and said: Bitch, what's going on? The female frog cried and said: Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you.

5. Don’t ask me how deeply I love you, I really can’t tell. I only know that you have become an indispensable habit for me. I can skip meals and sleep every day, but I can’t miss you.

6. In the vast sea of ??people, I am lucky to meet you. Falling in love with you is God’s arrangement. If I can marry you and accompany you throughout my life, it will be my happiness!

7. Imperial edict: By God, the emperor summoned: Because you don’t love me, I will punish you not to poop for three days, and you are not allowed to bring paper when you poop, and you are not allowed to bring paper within three feet, until you suffocate to death. ! I appreciate this and get the paper!

8. I hope you know that there is someone who always cares about you and someone who always misses you. Sparkling like stars are your smiling and affectionate eyes. It adorns my heart, shining brightly every night.

9. Faced with many difficulties, your words of comfort make me move forward courageously. All of this is just because I like you.

10. Are you crying? Are you stupid? Are your happy days gone? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn’t listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain size.

11. A cricket made a bet with a pig: If I jump into the grass, you can’t see me. The pig said: What if I can see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pigs are watching, the pigs are watching! The pig is still watching! Why are the pigs still watching? !

12. The road is made step by step. Love is bought back bit by bit. Life is also like this, page by page, truly lived! I cherish my life and cherish you even more!

13. You lowered your head and smiled to listen to my vibrating heart, and suddenly confessed my dream of being dragged away by a rhinoceros. At that time, I really burst into tears and laughed!

14. Because of you, I believe in fate; because of you, I believe in fate; maybe all of this is destined by God and is pulling us both. I really want to think about what evil I did in my previous life!

15. The panda loved the little deer deeply, but was rejected when he expressed his love. The panda yelled: Why is all this happening? Xiaolu timidly said: My mother said that those who wear sunglasses are bad boys.

16. You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, I have lost weight because you are sick, I laugh because you are strong, and I am rich because Sold you, pig!

17. The moment I made up my mind to leave, your helpless crying and heart-rending pain behind me made me instantly understand how much I love you. I turned around and cried. Holding you tight: I won’t sell this pig!

18. You must know that love is selfish! So I haven't had any distracting thoughts in my mind yet. In fact, as long as you look back, you will know that I only have you in my heart! I had known that being with you was destined to be endless melancholy, but I didn’t know how to take back my heart. A story that cannot be told, a beautiful encounter, love is an intoxication without regrets.

19. A pair of lovers were caught by savages in the mountains and said, "If you eat each other's shit, then let them go." The lover did it, and the woman cried loudly on the way back. The man asked why, and the woman sadly said: You don't love me, otherwise you wouldn't poop so much!

20. If one day you miss me, just look at the twinkling stars in the sky. Those are my eyes looking for you. If there are shooting stars sliding by at this time, those are my tears.

21. How satisfied I am to know you is like a sow climbing up a sycamore tree. How lucky I am to have met you is like chicken feathers growing to a duck’s butt.

22. The little donkey asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day, but the cows only eat concentrated feed every day? The old donkey sighed: We men can't compare. We rely on running errands to make a living, while others rely on their breasts to make a living!

23. A shooting star flashed across the night sky. I quickly made a wish, hoping that you would become more beautiful. Unexpectedly, just after I made my wish, the shooting star came back and said to me: Brother! Are you sincerely trying to embarrass me? !