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Can a player who has gone from bronze to King of Glory in just half a month play in a professional game?

Now that you have made a name for yourself in Canyon Wave, do you still remember your stubborn behavior when you were in Bronze? Whether you fall into the trap automatically, or you are unable to extricate yourself after being constantly benefited by your friends, the sound of "Welcome to the King of Glory" declares that you have entered a world where everyone is cheating.

boomboom: At the class reunion during the winter vacation last year, several people across from me suddenly got together and started using their mobile phones. From time to time, slang words such as "Push the tower, push the tower!", "Don't wander, don't wander!" and "Slip away" are heard. Seeing that they were having so much fun, they tried pesticides and never looked back...

Blue VLL: Originally, everyone spent most of the time at the party playing with their mobile phones. After having pesticides, we started playing with our mobile phones together. In order to join the camp that plays mobile phones together, I fell into a trap.

The kid is me: I used to be a refreshing voice in my circle of friends, but I found that I couldn’t understand what everyone was saying when I went out to play. We are both from the football club. People used to talk about "last night's game", and I knew they wanted to talk about that cool shot. But now when they say "last night's game", the answer is "Did you see QG's routine?" In order not to lose friends, they also started watching KPL games and playing games.

Bronze - the hero is beautiful and the equipment is casual

When we first entered the game, we bore the title that everyone has been given - Bronze Slag. At this level, we usually get confused in front of crystals, wander in the beautiful scenery of the canyon, or hesitate in front of the dazzling equipment store.

Buhui Gegege: As a role model for game ethics, in order not to hold back my teammates, I really played a lot of human and machine games when I first entered the pit. After winning the MVP, my thought at the time was really, "I I’m afraid he’s not a genius.” Hahahaha.

Pilpa Lacha Fufu: To be honest, the prototype of Guan Yu with six pairs of shoes in the joke is the one below!

Silver - Wait, don’t kill, ouch, I’ll wipe it

After getting rid of the bronze rank, I really realized that some battles are actually lost the moment I choose a hero. In the Silver Age, good looks were still the first choice for female gamers, but a "beautiful and freezing" hero like Wang Zhaojun was always killing everyone on the opposite side.

Lu Qinghanshui: I just came to the silver game from bronze, and it feels like a brand new game...

Cupid won’t cry: I can only play small tricks at the beginning. After being killed countless times by King Lanling, I turned into a warrior. Speaking of which, I would also like to thank the Lanling kings who "killed" them from behind!

Trying to watch a meteor shower: I am the legendary "female gamer", but we don't just buy heroes based on their looks! We also need to look at the costumes! At that time, I was really a Buddhist. As long as it was the most beautiful one in the canyon, I would be satisfied~

Gold, platinum - I took the middle road and did not lie down

The end of being dominated out of fear, he entered the legendary "double gold fish pond" of gold and platinum.

The following scenes are often staged in fish ponds - before the flag of "I am Han Xin Thief 6" has dispersed from the canyon, the lonely soul is already floating in the wild area; our monkey operates 0- 5. The opponent's monkeys kill all over the field as fiercely as a tiger; they are all ADCs in the game, and all six points in the opening are GG.

Water Tower Monster: Unless you have some skill, you can beat five of them one at a time. Otherwise, everyone would have been struggling in the fish pond for a long time if they hadn't faced Huang Zhong and Zhen Ji who were only in the front row.

Hello Yin Yin: Angela gave me a real mid-range package to win!

Diamond - Ban the nanny and help Li Bai

With the ban on Diamond, the canyon becomes a canyon without the nanny, and also becomes a canyon without the nanny. The canyon where Li Bai and Nezha shuttle.

Jian Hua Weiyu: I am Cai Wenji, the thief 6! Don’t believe it? You should let me out and beat him!

Ah, you are here: I have the ban in hand, and I have the world! What do you want Li Bai? That really doesn’t exist~

Xingyao - Follow me and fight against the blue, don’t be obscene

When I came here, the protagonist of the nightmare became Bodhidharma’s move on the wall, watching He is a Buddhist hero, but unexpectedly he is a warrior monk; "obscene growth" has become a belief, and a comeback has become a common thing; I often reflect in the middle of the night, "I am the king, but my teammates are a trap."

Snake Snake Snake King: It is not easy to be a star, every time you go against the blue, it has its meaning~

Xiao Hei is not so black: he is in the star every season I am only four good teammates away from the great god!

Sister Wuyue: What a great star, even I can’t carry him!

King - hold on, we can win

I worked hard to get to the King, but I found that there was a King of Glory waiting for me ahead. But because "the road to becoming a king is long and long, I will strive for the glory of the king."

Wei Li Chaowang: I finally got the title of king, and in the blink of an eye, I saw a brother in the circle of friends posted a message of glory to the king. screenshot. Isn’t it just 50 stars? I’ll give it a try!

Buddhist Winter Flower: The difference in skills and mentality between King of Glory and King of Glory can be seen in other KPL games and in my own battles. If you want to get higher scores, you still need to learn more from the masters.

Everyone who sets foot on the road to the king is the same. At first, I was gearing up to make great achievements, but later I discovered that every road was not smooth. But even though he went through many obstacles and stumbled, he never chose to give up.

Because in the face of dreams, you have to sacrifice everything just to win the glory in your heart.

In fact, whether it is a game or life, you always have to start in "bronze", and only by walking through the mud and experiencing struggles can you reach the peak of the king.

After all, what we are playing is a game, and what we are fighting for is life.

Just like the teenagers in KPL and every team in it, they have resisted countless doubts, shed countless sweats, and experienced countless successes and failures on their way to becoming the king of "e-sports". Only then finally stood on this stage.

On December 23, let us compete for the top together.