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The most humorous reason for breaking up in history is still that sentence.

The funniest reason to break up is to lie with your eyes open.

1, I come from Cybertron, and now my planet is suffering. I have to go back. ...

2. I don't scream every time I love you, and I feel uncomfortable (if I scream every time I love you, it sounds uncomfortable)

3. I don't give money every time I open a room. Too stingy.

It's a shame that you give money every time you open a room.

5. Use AA system every time you open a room. Do you consider yourself my girlfriend?