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A comparative composition between new toys and old toys

I like playing with toys, especially assembling toys. Whenever I am bored, I will climb on my elevated bed and start playing. I combined the toys into a puppy, a chicken, a car, a tiger and a villain ... and then I began to talk to myself. Voice the villain, get a toy to perform a story, and sometimes make jokes about it! Once, I was playing in an elevated bed at noon, and two little people were fighting. My father said in another bedroom, "Hey! Can't go down to play, it's too noisy to sleep! " I listened, spit out my tongue.

One morning, I was very annoyed. Because there was a loud noise of chopping vegetables downstairs, I went to play on the elevated bed and began to speak loudly: "There is a little man named Daikin. Once, he was walking on a grassy path. Suddenly, a big tiger appeared from the grass beside him. Daikin quickly picked up the machine gun he carried with him and only heard' chug chug!' A few times, the tiger "roared!" Fell down loudly ... "At this moment, the people downstairs shouted:" Upstairs, don't cry wolf! ""I listened and said, "I fell!" Another time, I took my toys down to play. After going down, I put a car on the ground and pushed it forward. Then I picked up a plane and stood up, saying that I was going out to catch terrorists. But just when I was having a good time, Zhang and Li He came. They could see that I was playing with toys and called me a "naive child". I like playing with toys and often make jokes. What about you?